Onboard computer: This is your onboard computer system. We are about to crash. What do you want to do? Stick person: Uh... umm... I can't decide. Onboard computer: Do you want to crash? Stick person: Well, not really. Onboard computer: Then maybe you should steer. Stick person: But I'm bad at that! Onboard computer: Do you want to crash? Stick person: Well, not really, it's just that...