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{{quote| ''I'm the FanFiction Critic, and this is what you do with a B.A. in English!''}}

{{quote| "In the future, if I happen to review your fanfiction, I'm not doing it to insult you, [[Deadpan Snarker|I'm making fun of your poor writing skills.]]" ''Episode 1 "Disney Seven"'' }}

[[The FanFictionFan Fiction Critic]] iswas a reviewer on [[YouTube]], withwho currentlyhad over 1,000 subscribers at one point. Her forte iswas [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin]], bad fanfics. But not just any fanfics, oh no. She reviewsreviewed some of the dumbest, worst written, most perverted, and just plain oddest fanfics out there, armed only with her snark and her never-ending fountain of [[Shout -Out|shout outs]]s to things much, much better than the things she's reviewing. Wish her luck, everyone, she's gonna need it.

Not to be confused with [[The Fanfic Critic]], (Webalthough Video)|Thethe Fanfictwo Critic]]are reportedly friends.

* [[Big No]]: More of a big "Why?" during her review of [[Face the Strange (Fanfic)|Face the Strange]] when [[The Nightmare Before Christmas|Jack Skellington]] makes an appearance.

{{quote| Okay. Let's just be clear. Sweetie, if your uncle is molesting you, it [[Captain Obvious|doesn't count as cheating on your boyfriend.]]}}

** [[Precision F -Strike]] *[[The Swear Jar|Clunk]]*

** The beginning of "[[Back to The Frollo (Fanfic)|Back to Thethe Frollo]]," where she's plastered.

** The beginning of the second [[The Human Centipede|review for Human Centipede fanfiction.]]

* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]: During her review of "[[Legolas By Laura (Fanfic)|Legolas By Laura]]".

* [[Old Shame]]: [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|The Fanfiction Critc Reads Her Own Fanfiction]]. [http://underdog.hhgerbilry.com/stories/notso.txt This Fic in Question].

* [[Out, Damned Spot!]]: A rare humorous version. She feels dirtied by quoting a racist fanfic, and begins scrubbing her mouth with a toothbrush. Overlaps with [[Shower of Angst]] below.

* [[Reason You Suck Speech]]: Done on multiple occasions, most notably with "[[Face the Strange (Fanfic)|Face the Strange]]" and "[[Back to The Frollo (Fanfic)|Back to Thethe Frollo]]," where she calls the writers out on their homophobia and misogyny (respectively). Paraphrased:

{{quote| "Author, you are a bad person. I do not say this lightly, nor do I say it in jest, simply put, you are a bad person."}}

{{quote| "You think this can drive me mad? Well, the joke is on you, because I went mad a long time ago! HAHAHA . . .}}

* [[Shout -Out]] - All of her reviews include several.

* [[Snarky Non -Human Sidekick]]: Diane the text reader in the review of "[[Titanic|Seven Years Later]]"

{{quote| '''Critic:''' They look like [[Steampunk]] goggles painted red.<br />

'''Devil:''' They're just filed down, like in [[Hellboy]]!<br />

'''Critic:''' Oh, [[Off -the -Shelf FX|the costume store was out of horns]]? }}

* [[To the Pain]]: Her descriptions of what she'd like to do with the author of [[Back to The Frollo (Fanfic)|Back to Thethe Frollo]] get . . . vivid, especially when she dresses up as [[Crowning Moment of Funny|"The Fanfiction Devil"]] and begins describing the center of Fanfiction Hell. This is a running trend during the worst of her reviews.

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