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== Every vote that [[The Hurt Locker]] got in the Oscars was directly related to the letters that that French financier producer sent out. ==
He sent letters urging everyone to vote for this film and against [[Avatar (Filmfilm)|Avatar]] in every category. He wasn't caught until the voting was almost over, and he got a slap on the wrist for it.
 
It was a [[Batman Gambit]]; the film was [[Oscar Bait]] anyway, but it wouldn't have been voted for without him because almost no one in the Academy had seen it. Seriously, that film has the lowest gross for a Best Picture ''ever'', and ticket prices used to be a lot lower than they are now. But when it was put in terms of smacking down the biggest blockbuster in the history of the Oscars (unadjusted for inflation, but that might be fixed next summer), the idea became appealing.
 
 
== Someone from the future traveled back in time to create [[The Hurt Locker]] so that [[Avatar (Filmfilm)|Avatar]] won't win. ==
The person came from a future where Sci-Fi films dominates award shows. Said person got sick of all those Sci-Fi movies so he came to the year 2008 to make sure Sci-Fi movies [[Status Quo Is God|stays in its]] [[Sci Fi Ghetto|ghetto.]] With the [[Sci Fi Ghetto|Sci-Fi bias]] from the Academy Awards working against [[Avatar (Filmfilm)|Avatar]], [[The Hurt Locker]] won.
* That was our French financier. In the future he originally came from, [[The Hurt Locker]] had a script written but was never made because, well, it was clear that very few people would want to see it. Instead, we get scifi films winning award shows. This hurt the art film industry. Our timetraveller was willing to finance an English-language film to make sure art films would continue to win Oscars for decades to come.
* The continued [[Sci Fi Ghetto|ghettofication]] of science fiction led to an unintended slight delay of technological development. This is why [[YouTube]] and [[Gears of War]] were developed at a later date in ''our'' timeline than in the film.
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== The Hurt Locker is an accurate depiction of what took place in the Iraq War. ==
* That's why most people who served in Iraq dislike the movie so much. All the soldiers in Iraq are out raping women, beating prisoners and burning down villages while a few EOD experts roam around the countryside and disarm the few [[IE Ds]]IEDs and other bombs throughout the country. That's why we only ever see James and his crew and a few other soldiers actually doing anything when there were over 100,000 troops in-country in the timeframe of the film.
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