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* [[AcCENT Upon the Wrong SylLABle]]: Everyone. Just... Everyone...
* [[Achilles Heel]]/[[One-Hit-Point Wonder]]: The cause of the bosses being so [[Boss Dissonance|anticlimactic]] in the first two games.
{{quote| "Here's a shroud that scares the wraps off [[Mummy|Gibdo]]."}}
* [[Action Girl]]: Zelda in ''Wand of Gamelon'' AND ''Zelda's Adventure''. Lampshaded in ''Wand of Gamelon''.
{{quote| "Aren't you a mite puny to go up against Ganon?"}}
* [[Adam Smith Hates Your Guts]]:
{{quote| '''Morshu:''' "You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies <nowiki>[sic]</nowiki>."<br />
'''Morshu:''' "Sorry, Link, I can't '''give''' credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmm... richer!"<br />
'''Ushrom:''' "Of course I'm on your side, but I still have to sell this stuff. Just pick what you want. I'll handle the rubies." }}
* [[Adipose Rex]]: Harkinian, no doubt from all the ''dinner''.
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* [[Almost Kiss]]: The visuals near the end of ''Faces Of Evil'' suggest one of these between Link and Zelda. Of course, what those visuals actually intended to accomplish is [[Off-Model|unclear]].
* [[Amplifier Artifact]]: Doesn't seem to work, though.
{{quote| '''King Harkinian:''' "I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me."}}
* [[And I Must Scream]]: The woman in ''Faces of Evil'' who is frozen. When Link thaws her, she thanks him by giving him a drink of Water of Life -- then promptly ''freezes again''. And you can just keep rethawing (and refreezing) her whenever you want. [[Fridge Horror|Fridge]][[Incredibly Lame Pun|Horror]] much?
:* Goronu threatens to do this to Link;
{{quote| "I may be hideous, but after a year of being frozen, you will ''beg'' to join me!"}}
:* Ganon's fate in the end of ''Faces of Evil'' and ''Wand Of Gamelon'' is being trapped in a book for who knows how long.
* [[And That's Terrible]]
{{quote| '''Impa''': "Oh my, it looks like everyone's being taken to Tikogi Tower!"<br />
'''Mayor Kravindish:''' "This is illegal, you know." }}
* [[Aristocrats Are Evil]]: Duke Onkled looks a lot... mmmm... ''richer'' than [[Modest Royalty|Harkinian and Zelda]].
* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]: In ''Wand of Gamelon''...
{{quote| '''Link:''' "That old Ganon is no match for the King!"}}
:* Needless to say, that old King is no match for Ganon, coupled with [[Et Tu, Brute?|Onkled's betrayal]].
* [[Bag of Holding]]
{{quote| '''Link:''' "Good thing I have my magic pouch. I can carry '''[[Hyperspace Arsenal|everything!]]'''"<br />
'''Zelda:''' "Luckily, my magic pouch [[Accidental Innuendo|can carry as much as you want.]]" }}
* [[Bag of Spilling]]: [[Hand Wave|Hand Waved]].
{{quote| '''Link:''' "Great, I'll grab my stuff!"<br />
'''Gwonam:''' "There is no time, your sword is enough!" }}
* [[Behind the Black]]: In ''Wand of Gamelon'', if it wasn't for [[Mr. Exposition|Impa]] telling you, you would have no idea that the mayor and the baker were being captured by Ganon's [[Mook|mooks]] because they're not shown in that cutscene.
* [[Big Bad]]: Ganon, of course.
* [[Big Eater]]: Right after swallowing someone:
{{quote| '''Glutko:''' "Mmm... it tastes like a daira, perhaps just one more?"}}
* [[Big Good]]: The King.
* [[Big No]]:
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "''NOOO!'' Not into the pit!! '''It burns!!!'''"<br />
'''Ganon:''' "The chains! ''NOOO!'' You haven't seen the last of me!" }}
:* And so do lesser bosses, such as Goronu.
{{quote| '''Goronu:''' ''You can't kill me!'' ''No!'' ''NO!'' '''NOOOOOO!'''<br />
'''Wizzrobe:''' ''Not the disintegration spell! NOOOO!'' }}
* [[Boss Dissonance]]: Mario-type, of an even worse magnitude than ''[[Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II the Adventure of Link]]''. In ''Faces of Evil'' and ''Wand of Gamelon'', whereas Link and Zelda have to bust their asses to defeat the [[Mook|mooks]], ''all the bosses'' die with one hit. Even '''[[Big Bad|Ganon]]''' himself -- Link must [[Throw the Book At Them|must throw the Book of Koridai]] at him; Zelda must use the titular wand to summon binding chains... and then the book inexplicably reappears again to seal Ganon.
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* [[Canon Immigrant]]: Unintentional, but lamp oil, which first appears as an item in ''Faces of Evil'' and ''Wand of Gamelon'', becomes a real Zelda item in ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess|Twilight Princess]]''. There was a lantern in ''[[The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]'', but it ran on Link's magic power.
* [[The Chosen One]]:
{{quote| '''Gwonam:''' "It is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon."}}
* [[Crystal Ball]]:
{{quote| '''Impa:''' "The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return."}}
:* And he does safely return. What the Triforce failed to predict was that his safe return hinged on Zelda saving the day herself.
* [[Declarative Finger]]: King Harkinian uses this in ''Faces Of Evil'', while saying "Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
* [[Defeat by Modesty]]:
{{quote| '''Militron:''' "Oh my goodness, this is awful!"}}
* [[Dem Bones]]:
{{quote| '''Goronu''' "Wake up, sleepy bones! Find the living and cut their vile throats!"}}
* [[Denial of Diagonal Attack]]
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]:
{{quote| '''Ice Queen:''' "''This shield both sword and spear deflects, but cannot stop the vilest curse. This crystal makes the shield reflect, [[Rhymes on a Dime|cursing the curser with twice the]] [[Rhyming with Itself|curse]].''"}}
* [[Depth Perplexion]]: Sometimes the perspective of the game, platforms, and the enemies make no sense.
* [[Deranged Animation]]
* [[Disintegrator Ray]]
{{quote| '''Wizzrobe:''' "''Not the disintegration spell! NOO!''"}}
* [[Disney School of Acting and Mime]]
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]
{{quote| '''Ganon''': "You dare bring light into my lair?! '''[[Prepare to Die|You must die]]!'''"}}
* [[Distressed Damsel]]:
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "''[[Rhymes on a Dime|In the darkest nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda in my power, I shall keep her in my prison!]]''"}}
* [[Distressed Dude]]: The King and Link in ''Wand of Gamelon''. Link gets kidnapped ''again'' in ''Zelda's Adventure''.
* [[The Dragon]]: Hectan, and a case can be made for Duke Onkled.
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:* Wizzrobe = Goronu
* [[Extreme Omnivore]]: Glutko in ''Faces of Evil.'' Also:
{{quote| '''Link:''' "[[Hold Your Hippogriffs|I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!]]"<br />
'''Omfak:''' "[[Fridge Logic|Whatever I see, I shall devour]]!" }}
* [[Face Heel Turn]]
{{quote| '''Fari:''' "Duke Onkled betrayed the King!"}}
* [[Face Palm]]: Zelda does the two-handed variant in ''Wand of Gamelon'''s intro. Whether she is crying or not is left ambiguous by [[Off-Model|the artwork]].
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Alma. She tries to stand up to Wizzrobe but fails miserably.
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* [[Gross Up Close-Up]]: People have noticed that this is a very common -- and usually unnecessary -- idiosyncrasy of the cutscenes.
* [[He Knows About Timed Hits]]:
{{quote| '''Link:''' "When I'm crouching you can make me do the duck walk! [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|Cool, huh?]]"}}
* [[Hitbox Dissonance]]: The sword seems to have a much shorter range than its usual range.
* [[Hold Your Hippogriffs]]: Link is "so hungry, [he] can eat an Octorok!"
* [[The Hyena]]: A guy in one of the shops in the town of Wimbich in ''Zelda's Adventure.''
{{quote| '''Man:''' "Is a shrine a thing to be taken lightly? No! And a candle is needed to light a shrine! Hahahahahaha!"}}
* [[If I Do Not Return]]:
{{quote| '''King Harkinian:''' "If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!"}}
* [[I'll Kill You!]]:
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "You will '''DIE!'''"}}
* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]:
{{quote| '''Glutko:''' "Oh goodie! Mashed Link for the main course!"}}
* [[I'm Melting]]
{{quote| '''Hectan:''' "You've killed me!!!"<br />
'''Zelda:''' [[Protagonist-Centered Morality|"Good!"]] }}
* [[Informed Ability]]:
{{quote| '''Link:''' "''That old Ganon's no match for the King!''"}}
* [[Inherently Funny Words]]: "Dinner", "Come!", "Boi", "Glutko", "Duke Onkled"... and most of the other words spoken in the series.
* [[Keet]]: Link, in spades. Perhaps one should be glad he is otherwise a [[Heroic Mime]] in the canonical series.
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* [[Modest Royalty]]: Played straight with Zelda and The King, but averted with Duke Onkled.
* [[Moral Dissonance]]: This exchange from ''Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon'':
{{quote| '''Hectan''': "You've killed me!"<br />
'''Zelda''': "Good." }}
* [[Motivational Kiss]]: Actively defied by Zelda in ''Faces of Evil''.
{{quote| '''Link''': How about a kiss? For luck?<br />
'''Zelda''': You've GOT to be kidding. }}
* [[Mr. Exposition]]: Gwonam in ''Faces of Evil'', who shows up in every level to invite Link to "look and see" what the [[Monster of the Week]] is doing this time, and Impa in ''Wand of Gamelon''. Gaspra, the old man who sends Zelda on her quest in ''Zelda's Adventure'', also counts.
* [[NameTron]]: Militron.
* [[Never Say "Die"]]: Averted quite often. They also say "kill" quite a few times. This was unusual for the series at the time as all Zelda materials before that had used that trope.
{{quote| '''Ganon''': "[[We Can Rule Together|Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai]]... or else you will ''die''!"<br />
'''Ganon''': "You dare bring light to my lair?! '''You must die!'''"<br />
'''Militron''': "Now, you must die!"<br />
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* [[The Nineties]]: Most apparent in the music, from the synth quality to the style. Much more than was apparent in the canonical games.
* [[No Hugging, No Kissing]]:
{{quote| '''Link:''' "How about a kiss, for luck?"<br />
'''Zelda:''' "You've got to be kidding." }}
:* Almost averted by the end of ''Faces of Evil,'' when Link awakes the sleeping Zelda and they lean in for a kiss, but they get interrupted by Gwonam.
* [[Noblewoman's Laugh|Nobleman's Laugh]]: Non-villainous example: King Harkinian does this at the end of Gamelon, minus the hand covering his mouth.
* [[An Offer You Can't Refuse]]:
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "Join me, Link! And I will make your face the grrreatest in Koridai! Or else you will ''die''!"}}
* [[Off-Model]]: ''Faces of Evil'' and ''Wand of Gamelon'''s animation.
* [[One-Scene Wonder]]: Many of the minor characters appearances.
{{quote| '''Morshu:''' Mmmmmm...richer.<br />
'''Mayor Kravindish:''' This is illegal you know. }}
* [[Only Mostly Dead]]: You fight Goronu twice in ''Faces of Evil'', first in the Face of Goronu and later the revived Goronu in Fortress Centrum who at first appears to be a sleeping Zelda.
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* [[Perfectly Cromulent Word]]: "Squadala!"
* [[Power Fist]]:
{{quote| "''[[Rhymes on a Dime|Stir the berries in the tub. Let the juices soak the glove. Let Link fight and never cower, for his glove's a glove of power.]]''"}}
* [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]]: This exchange from ''Wand of Gamelon'':
{{quote| '''Iron Knuckle:''' "You dare defy me?! You will die!"<br />
'''Zelda:''' "Guess again, Iron Knuckle!" }}
* [[Prepare to Die]]:
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "You dare bring light to my lair? '''[[Disproportionate Retribution|You must die!!!]]'''"}}
* [[Psychotic Smirk]]: Zelda after she kills Hectan. See [[Moral Dissonance]]. [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/oculin/GOOD.jpg You be the judge.]
* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]
{{quote| '''Militron:''' '''"GO! AND! ''KILL!!''"'''}}
* [[Pyromaniac]]:
{{quote| '''Militron:''' "Worthless Koridian, you must be '''hardened with fire!'''"<br />
'''Militron:''' "Feel the fire of war!" }}
* [[Recurring Boss]]: You fight Goronu twice in ''Faces of Evil'', first in the face of Goronu and later the revived Goronu in Fortress Centrum who at first appears to be a sleeping Zelda.
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* [[Robe and Wizard Hat|Robe And Turban]]: Gwonam.
* [[Royals Who Actually Do Something]]: The King and Zelda. Duke Onkled does absolutely nothing though.
{{quote| '''King Harkinian:''' "Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him"<br />
'''King Harkinian:''' "How can we help?" }}
* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: After Zelda kills Iron Knuckle, one of the Armos says "He's dead. Let's get out of here."
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* [[Super Drowning Skills]]: Of the [[Bottomless Pits]] variety. Should Link or Zelda fall into water at any time, they will instantly die.
* [[Teleport Spam]]:
{{quote| '''Hectan:''' "''Am I here? Or here? Or here?''"}}
* [[This Cannot Be!]]:
{{quote| '''Goronu:''' "''You can't kill me! No! No! No!''"}}
* [[Throw the Book At Them]]: Link's method of defeating Ganon in ''Faces of Evil.''
{{quote| '''Ipo:''' "''Listen! Such is the power of the [[Ozzy Osbourne|Prince of Darkness]], that he can kill with a single look! Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless unless Link attacks with the sacred book.''"}}
* [[Tin Tyrant]]: Militron.
* [[Tome of Eldritch Lore]]: The book of Koridai.
{{quote| ''[[I.M. Meen|"This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead!"]]''}}
* [[Tragic Monster]]: If the cutscenes are any indication, many, if not all of the monsters you fight are transformed citizens. [[Inferred Holocaust|Makes you wonder just how much "peace and harmony" will be returning to Koridai.]]
* [[Trial and Error Gameplay]]: Many times it's possible to get stuck.
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* [[Vague Age]]: Just how old ARE Link and Zelda anyway?
* [[Victory Is Boring]]:
{{quote| '''Link:''' "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"<br />
'''King Harkinian:''' "Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors ''strive'' for." }}
* [[Villainous Harlequin]]: Um, a freaky pig-faced Harlequin who turns citizens into Goriyas when they lose his game.
{{quote| "YOU LOSE!"<br />
'''Harlequin:''' "Do you know what it means when you lose your last [[Did Not Do the Research|RUBY]]? Now you work for ''me''!" }}
* [[Villains Act, Heroes React]]: Link actually ''awaits'' Ganon's next disturbance of the peace.
* [[The Voice]]: In ''Zelda's Adventure'', sometimes you will hear a voice that provides you with gameplay hints.
* [[We Can Rule Together]]
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else you will die!"}}
* [[We Will Meet Again]]
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "Aargh! The chains! No! You haven't seen the last of me!"}}
* [[Who Dares?]]:
{{quote| '''Iron Knuckle:''' "You dare defy me? You will die!"<br />
'''Ganon:''' "You dare bring light to my lair?! You must die!" }}
* [[A Winner Is You]]: "I won!"
* [[Winter Royal Lady]]: The appropriately named [[Ice Queen]].
* [[With This Herring]]:
{{quote| '''Gwonam:''' "''There is no time, your sword is enough''"}}
:* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV16HigrV9g There is no time, your stuff is enough!]
:* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfnHpF4zs48 You must come to my house to get weapons! Your sword is NOT enough!]
* [[World of Ham]]: Even shopkeepers and common townspeople deliver their lines in the most poetic possible way. One might wonder if they're this theatrical to everyone they meet.
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "In the darkest nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun had risen, I take Zelda in my power, I shall keep her in my prison."}}
* [[You Haven't Seen the Last of X]]:
{{quote| '''Ganon:''' "The chains! NOOO! You haven't seen the last of me!"}}
* [[You Just Had to Say It]]: Link, in ''Faces of Evil'', remarks, "I just wonder what Ganon's up to!" Roughly a half-second later...
* [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!]]