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{{quote|"Remember when you could go outside without having to worry about the mosquitoes or the killers?" |'''The Shopkeeper'''}}

 

 

Set in a small rural Texas town, the film opens with a young woman named Linda, co-owner of a lumber yard with her brother Bubba, being viciously assaulted and gang raped by a group of construction workers after dropping off some material for them. For unexplained reasons, Linda's attackers escape prosecution, and walk free of any consequences for their horrendous act.

An anniversary edition DVD of the film was released by Futuristic Films in 2004, and was followed by another DVD release, this one deemed a special edition, in 2005; that one was put out by [[Cult Classic]] distributor Synapse.

 

* [[Eighties Hair]]

* [[Ammunition Backpack]]

* [[Apologetic Attacker]]: "I'm sorry, you just don't understand."

* [[Asshole Victim]]: The rapists.

* [[Blood From the Mouth]]

* [[Bond One-Liner]]

* [[Breast Attack]]: Several women get shot in the boobs.

* [[Camping a Crapper]]: Brad is attacked while taking a piss.

* [[Carpet of Virility]]: ''Everyone''.

* [[Chainsaw Good]]: "Yeah, well, just let that killer show up, cuz' I'll cut him up with this here chainsaw!"

* [[Chase Scene]]: First between Doc's car and the killer's hearse, and later on foot.

* [[Curiosity Killed the Cast]]: Ben gets attacked while searching for Annie and Hal.

* [[Daylight Horror]]: "[[Tempting Fate|What the Hell you think's gonna happen out here in the middle of the daylight?]]"

* [[Deep South]]

* [[Disney Villain Death]]: The killer is chased through a construction site and up a piece of machinery, which he accidentally falls off of.

* [[The Dog Was the Mastermind]]: {{spoiler|Bubba's screen time is about a minute, give or take.}}

* [[Don't Go in The Woods]]

* [[Dull Surprise]]: The shopkeeper, who is just reading from the blatantly visible script.

* [[The Eighties]]

* [[Evil Sounds Deep]]: Due to the [[Voice Changeling|Voice Changer]].

* [[Fan Service]]: Debatably.

* [[Fat Idiot]]: Sheriff Tom.

* [[Fat Bastard]]: A few of the construction workers.

* [[Flipping the Bird]]: While driving around, the killer is flipped off by a hitchhiker after passing by. [[Oh Crap|This causes the killer to stop, and start backing up.]]

* [[For the Evulz]]: Most of the victims are killed for seemingly no reason besides providing the killer with some amusement.

* [[The Ghost]]: Old Lady Bailey.

* [[Knight Templar Big Brother]]: {{spoiler|Bubba is avenging his sister's rape by killing all those responsible, along with anyone else he runs into.}}

* [[Leave the Camera Running]]: Annie and Hal's sex scene, though it's possible it just seems to last forever because of how gross it is. A few other scenes (Trish going into hysterics and the couple having sex in the car, for example) also drag.

* [[Male Frontal Nudity]]: The perforated Hal's penis is briefly visible right before Annie falls dead on top of him.

* [[Malevolent Masked Men]]

* [[Murderer POV]]

* [[My Car Hates Me]]: A pair of women have car trouble and go off in search of aid, only to run into the killer.

* [[Nice Hat]]: Sheriff Tom's cowboy hat.

* [[No Peripheral Vision]]: It must be very effective camouflage.

* [[Oh Crap]]: Brad lets out a "Shit!" as the killer prepares to shoot him.

* [[Ominous Fog]]: Appears before the first murder.

* [[One Steve Limit]]: The names Linda and Annie actually get reused a lot.

* [[Parody Retcon]]

* [[Playing Doctor]]: What Mark and his girlfriend call sex.

* [[Pungeon Master]]

* [[Reaction Shot]]

* [[Rape and Revenge]]

* [[Red Herring]]: Linda and Old Lady Bailey.

* [[The Reveal]]: {{spoiler|The killer is Bubba, Linda's brother.}}

* [[Revenge]]: "It's not money I want! It's revenge, asshole!"

* [[The Scourge of God]]: Ben lights up a joint shortly before being killed. Trish tokes on it, but survives, probably because she was pregnant.

* [[Serial Killer]]

* [[Shady Real Estate Agent]]: Old Lady Bailey is desperate to dump her house on someone, due to all the murders happening in and around it.

* [[The Sheriff]]: Tom, though they keep switching between referring to him as the sheriff and a deputy.

* [[Urine Trouble]]: While urinating, Brad hears the killer approach and neglects to stop the stream before whipping around, thus he pees on the the killer's leg.

* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: "Besides, I'm as horny as a rooster in a Chinese hen house."

* [[The Vietnam War]]: "I haven't seen anything this brutal since 'Nam."

* [[Vigilante Man]]: Half this, half apparent thrill killer.

* [[Voice Changeling]]: The killer's creepy voice, presumably caused by a device hidden in his helmet.

* [[Weapon of Choice]]

* [[Writers Cannot Do Math]]: Doc saying in one scene that there have been ten victims so far, when there's obviously been more than that.

 

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