The Patriot/Funny
- The scene where the British ship explodes during the garden party.
Woman: Ooh! Fireworks! |
- After seizing Lord Cornwallis' personal shipment:
John Billings: I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wading. |
- One of our captured "officers", sir.
- How to recruit a militia:
Major Jean Villeneuve: (walking into a very seedy tavern) Are you sure this is the right place to recruit for a militia? |
- When they're about to blow up Tavington's boat:
Benjamin: You look god in that color. |
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