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** In what proves to be [[One-Scene Wonder|his only appearance in the series]], [[Complete Monster|Cletus]] [[Ax Crazy|Kasady]] can be seen briefly sitting in the prison therapy group. [[Psychopathic Manchild|He is wearing a Santa hat]].
* This little exchange between Spidey and Doc Ock is classic.
{{quote|'''Doc Ock''': (while repeatedly slamming Spidey around) [[This Is Sparta|Glib! Does not! Equate! With clever! Spider-Man!]]
'''Spidey:''' Yeah, well, the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either.
'''Doc Ock:''' Do you EVER SHUT UP?!?
'''Spidey:''' Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle. }}
* A lot of Green Goblin's lines are [[Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor|sadistically funny]]. That said, this quip from Spidey is hilarious.
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{{quote|'''Bernard:''' (''greeting everyone'') Mr. Osborn, Master Harry. ...Spider-Man.}}
* When Spider-Man believes Venom might be after MJ.
{{quote| '''Spidey:''' There she is! And with [[Jerk Jock|Flash]], ew. Well, at least Flash isn't evil...well, at least he's not possessed by an evil symbiote.
'''*beat*'''
'''Spidey:''' (''with suspicion''} At least not as far as I know... }}
** Which is now also an example of [[Hilarious in Hindsight]], due to recent events in the comics.
* In "Destructive Testing," after a rather embarrassing defeat, Sergei Kravinoff goes hunting for Spider-Man - using his faithful lion to track locations that the webslinger has been to. What follows is a dialogue-less montage of Sergei and the lion's travels. At the Daily Bugle, we see lots of scared employees - except Jonah, who based on body language, is clearly yelling at the hunter and the lion to get out of his office.
* When Jonah starts his smear campaign against Spider-Man, Peter bursts into his office:
{{quote| '''Peter:''' "Boss, I'd like a word..."
'''Jonah:''' "How 'bout "scram?" Or two words, "scram kid." Or seventeen! "Get out of my office in two-point-three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole!"
'''Peter:''' [[Beat]] "How...how did you count so...never mind." }}
** Also a nice bit of [[Fridge Brilliance]]: Jonah is a life-long newspaperman: counting words is second-nature to him.
** Later in that same episode:
{{quote| '''Jonah:''' "Soon he'll be caught, jailed, and run out of town!"
'''Peter:''' (muttering as he stalks off) "How can he be jailed and run out of town?" }}
* In the Episode "Nature vs. Nurture," there's a moment where Spider-Man leaves Tombstone's office and is immediately followed by Venom coming in.
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{{quote|'''Spider-Man''': ..you've had more shots at me than Marko and O'Hirn -and done about as well!
'''Shocker''': Them boys are ''punks''. This is my ''profession''!
'''Spider-Man''': You do this for a living? With that accent [[Brief Accent Imitation|Ah wuz thinkin' ro-de-o clown!]]
'''Shocker''': Don't you '''mock me''' boy!
'''Spider-Man''': Hey, I mock. [[It's What I Do|I'm a mocker]]. Also a puller, a tugger, a yanker... }}
* This:
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* Another one with Rhino: his first appearance as he violently rampages through the city towards the Bugle building...then politely asks Foswell to push the elevator button for him. "These don't work too good on the little buttons."
* Or this classic banter with Doc Ock.
{{quote|'''Doc Ock:''' (while repeatedly slamming Spidey around) [[Punctuated Pounding|Glib! Does not! Equate! Clever! Spider-Man!]]
'''Spidey:''' Yeah, well, the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either.
'''Doc Ock:''' Do you EVER SHUT UP?!?
'''Spidey:''' Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle. }}
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