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* [[Determinator]]: Spoony comments that surviving through E3 with his condition probably had a lot to do with just sheer willpower.
* [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?]]:
** In his [https://web.archive.org/web/20131110054632/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2008/01/05/dragon-strike-board-game-review/ Dragon Strike review], he talks about how people who played ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' were thought of as weird and violent.
{{quote|"I mean it's just ridiculous. It's the same thing as blaming violence on video games. I mean, when I kill people, it's purely for sexual reasons... WAIT!"- * video cuts off* }}
** Done again in his [https://web.archive.org/web/20130810003324/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/08/01/mazes-monsters/ Mazes and Monsters review], almost word for word.
{{quote|"I mean, I kill people, because it's the only way I can get an erection... WAIT!-" * video cuts off* }}
* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]:
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* [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: Spoony is ''very'' obviously gay for narrator Drew Skye of [[Deadliest Warrior]].
** He also relents that even he thinks the actor who stars in ''[[The Beastmaster]]'' isn't too bad to look at.
* [[Fan Hater]]: Although it's [https://web.archive.org/web/20130914094754/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/02/19/fanboys-are-mine-to-toy-with-old-man/ just part of the Spoony persona].
** "''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]'' sucks and you suck for liking it!"
** His ''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'' review is even more venomous.
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** The ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' movies.
** With ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'', he goes as far as tell his viewers to hunt down and kill its fans.
** His [https://web.archive.org/web/20130818074902/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/17/roast-rebuttal/ Rebuttal to the Forum Roast] is an example of this, although after he doles out the lashes, he quickly responds with warm thanks to his fans.
** In a Vlog on Wresting and Final Fantasy XIII, he basically says that anyone who liked Final Fantasy XIII was just fooling themselves, as there was no way that game was good.
** In his Top 11 Worst Films of 2010, he tells his fans that anyone who liked Tron: Legacy at all has too low standards and is easily amused. Which resulted in [[The Cinema Snob]] remarking that he loved the movie, [[Insult Backfire|for the very same reasons that made Spoony hate it.]]
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** Recently, when words fail him, he utters this: '''[[Transformers: Dark of the Moon|Deep Wang]]'''.
* [[Mean Character, Nice Actor]]: Some of his jokes actually do [[Dude, Not Funny|cross the line]]. When not in "review mode," Spoony is much calmer and nicer; he explains in one commentary that no, he's not actually going to stab anyone in the brain. He also is on record as (sort-of) apologizing for that "Final Fantasy VIII sucks and you suck for liking it!" line by elaborating that since he's devoted so much time to it, and plays the "song you only listen to if you're a pussy" that he must be a pussy too.
* [[Mr. Fanservice]]: Just look at how [[Double Entendre|long]] his [[Fetish Fuel]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130613062610/http://fetishfuel.wikia.com/wiki/The_Spoony_Experiment page] is!
* [[Orwellian Editor]]: Spoony tends to delete some unconstructive or offensive criticism from his forum and comments section.
** It got bad enough on ''Wrestle Wrestle'' videos, where Spoony introduced videos made by Sean Fausz and the Critical Marine that he deleted several comments, banned several people, and now neither Sean nor the Marine's videos allow you to post comments.
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** {{spoiler|Also takes revenge on Mechakara by saving him from Linkara's BFG... only to torture him to death in retaliation for making him get a haircut.}}
** He's killed thousands with an army of robotic suicide squirrels. (Of course, this might be an [[Informed Attribute]], seeing as his inventions rarely work as planned.)
** He made a [https://web.archive.org/web/20130818131530/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/06/22/the-human-spider-first-sequence/ Human Spider!]
** But that doesn't even compare with his latest bit of cruelty. He {{spoiler|fixed a Atari Jaguar CD so [[Hero Ball|Spoony]] could [[Fate Worse Than Death|play it]]!}}
* [[Big Bad]]: Serves as this to TGWTG team as a whole, being the arch enemy of Spoony, Linkara, a recurring foe of the Nostalgia Critic as well as having encounters with Paw and Angry Joe.
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=== Scarlett ===
 
Spoony's former girlfriend was the webmistress, forum admin, and "fan-boy dominatrix" of the site prior to their breakup. Scarlett received sundry shout-outs on Noah's blog and v-logs, and maintains her own review blog [https://web.archive.org/web/20130925025813/http://scarlettopia.com/ here].
 
* [[Cosplay Otaku Girl]]: She likes wearing nurse outfits.