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(Danny bobs his head to the music... pauses...)<br />
Sting: ''Every breath you take...''<br />
Danny: '''''[[Atomic F -Bomb|FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!]]''''' DAMMIT! HOLY ''SHIT!'' }}
* A conversation between Danny and one of his neighbors:
{{quote| Danny: My son bought home some pickles from the cannery. I was wondering if I could store them at your place.<br />
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{{quote| Danny: I love my grandma Jenelle. Sweetest woman in the whole world. '''''BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!'''''}}
* Danny's reaction to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjTF0-H0aJg waking up to a giant M&M statue by his bed.]
* Danny carrying a hot casserole dish ''without oven mitts.'' When he gets back up after putting it down on the table, he hits his head on a chandelier. Leave room and cue [[Atomic F -Bomb]]!
* Danny's son accidentally throws a paper towel at Danny's crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hard. ... The paper towel, not his dick.
* That time there was a bird in the house.