Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: Difference between revisions

Since there is no single definitive set of Things Not Allowed At Hogwarts, All The Tropes has, as a public service, selected one of these lists and leavened it with items carefully gleaned from its compatriots, and has presented the assembled wisdom here for your enjoyment. Naturally, opinions may vary as to what the best items of any of the lists actually are, so tropers should feel free to <s>poach</s> add their own favorites to the list below.

 

== The List ==

* I will not call Lucius Malfoy [[Labyrinth|"Jareth"]].

* I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as [[The Powerpuff Girls|"Blossom," "Buttercup," and "Bubbles."]]

* I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as [[Iron Chef|"Kitchen Stadium"]].

* I will not address the Professor with a loud "Heil Umbridge!" and accompanying salute.

* Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not [[Sluggy Freelance|use guns against the Death Eaters]].

* There is no Interpretive Dance course offered at Hogwarts, and I should stop signing up for it every year.

* I am not to owl copies of the [[Evil Overlord List]] to suspected Death Eaters.

* I am not [[Red Dwarf|the King of the Potato People]] and I do not have a flying carpet.

* I shall not aim an angry dragon at the Whomping Willow and take bets on which comes out the victor.