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Line 4: Since there is no single definitive set of Things Not Allowed At Hogwarts, All The Tropes has, as a public service, selected one of these lists and leavened it with items carefully gleaned from its compatriots, and has presented the assembled wisdom here for your enjoyment. Naturally, opinions may vary as to what the best items of any of the lists actually are, so tropers should feel free to <s>poach</s> add their own favorites to the list below. ~~----~~ == The List == * I will not call Lucius Malfoy [[Labyrinth\|"Jareth"]]. Line 43 ⟶ 42: * There is no Interpretive Dance course offered at Hogwarts, and I should stop signing up for it every year. * I am not to owl copies of the [[Evil Overlord List]] to suspected Death Eaters. * I am not [[Xena: Warrior Princess\|Xena, Warrior Princess]] and I shall not use war cries to [[~~Dramatic~~Dynamic ~~Entrance~~Entry\|signal my entrance]] into any classroom. * I am not [[Red Dwarf\|the King of the Potato People]] and I do not have a flying carpet. * I shall not aim an angry dragon at the Whomping Willow and take bets on which comes out the victor.