Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: Difference between revisions

Imagine what would happen if <s>Luna Lovegood</s> [[Skippy's List|Skippy]] went to [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry]]. Inspired by the antics of the infamous Skippy and the equally infamous [[Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG|Mister Welch]], several different sets of Internet denizens took it upon themselves to generate useful guidelines for proper student behavior at the premiere institution for Magical education in the British Isles. At least three such lists exist, and probably more; they most commonly number around 150 rules of thumb, instructions and exhortations to the young spellcaster of... less than normal mindset.

Since there is no single definitive set of Things Not Allowed At Hogwarts, All The Tropes has, as a public service, selected one of these lists and leavened it with items <s>cherrypicked</s> carefully gleaned from its compatriots, and has presented the assembled wisdom here for your enjoyment. Naturally, opinions may vary as to what the best items of any of the lists actually are, so tropers should feel free to <s>poach</s> add their own favorites to the list below.