Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: Difference between revisions

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* Tricking the school house-elves into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell "Pwned!"
* "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
** Neither is "Hold my butterbeer and watch this!"
* I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
* Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. [[A Date with Rosie Palms|"Polishing my wand"]] in the common room is not.