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{{quote| '''Gregory Abbot:''' Eeny-meeny miney-mo...<br />
'''Todd:''' Oh no, Bieber flashback, AH AH AH AH! }}
* "One thing that I promised myself when I put this list together was that it was gonna have all the songs I legitimately hated the most, not the easiest targets or the ones that gave me the most material. I mean, look at this. (playing a clip from "Respect Yourself") It's [[Bruce Willis (Creator)]]! ''Bruce freaking Willis'' singing and dancing, and people were actually listening to this! I guess he was ''Moonlighting'' as a singer. Too bad his music career [[Die Hard|''Died Hard!'']] Ha!
* "[[With Lyrics|Kenny G, he's a stupid looking guy... and he plays his goddamn saxophone, it makes me want to die...]]" Then Todd gets angry at Kenny G and starts a [[Sound Effect Bleep|BLEEPing]] rant.
* Intercutting Europe's [[Glurge]]-y ballad "Carrie" with scenes of the prom from ''[[Carrie]]''.
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'''Todd:''' But you don't. Because you can't. Because you suck. }}
* "A Short List of Things Cooler Than Mike Posner".
* Yeah? You think you're cooler than me? Yeah? Yeah? Well, I've got something for you: I-{{[[[The Un
* Everything to do with the line about "highbrow shoes".
{{quote| '''Todd:''' Where are you trying to pick this girl up that you can hear her footsteps, a violin recital? Is she wearing tap shoes, what?<br />
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== Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game ==
* Said toy was a present his friends got him for Christmas [[Dude, Not Funny|"because they think they're funny"]]. He even includes actual video footage of him receiving it, with his face obscured, of course.
{{quote| '''Todd:''' As soon as you turn this camera off, I'm beating the shit out of you.}}
* Discussing the unwieldy name of the ''Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game''.
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== Deuces ==
* Todd giving Brown's backstory, saying he hopes he's really recovered... then the song starts...
{{quote| [[Cluster F
* "And I like beating on Chris Brown just as much as Chris Brown likes beating {{spoiler|[[Bait and Switch Comparison|eggs, for his famous homestyle breakfasts]]}}."
* "I've heard jet engines make catchier music than this."
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* "Oh, Trey Songz... how are you even a real person?"
* *pause* "Lupa! Lupa! Lupa! Lupa! Lupa! Lupa! Lupa! Lupa!"
* [[Self
* His reaction to Pitbull being on "DJ Got Us Falling In Love".
{{quote| '''Todd:''' (After analyzing the lyrics in a British voice) Oh, and [[A Wild Rapper Appears|THAT IDIOT, PITBULL IS ON THI--]]!<br />
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== Grenade ==
* Saying that Bruno Mars can convey the passion of a man being repeatedly kicked in the balls, followed by clips of various "Oooh!"s and "Aaah!"s.
* The [[Long List]] of negative characteristics of the woman being sung about, including abusive, demonic, insane, evil, deceitful and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|bad at auto repair]].
* "You know, I wasn't really sure how I felt about him, but then he told me he'd get hit by a train, and the thought of his bloody, battered corpse smeared all over the tracks... Oh God my heart just melted!"
* "I would catch a gre-NAAHD for you, jump in front of a TRAAIHN for you... Yeah, it's a little out of my range."
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'''Silver Convention:''' ''Get up and boogie.''<br />
'''Todd:''' No! Is that all you got? I never felt less like boogieing. }}
* [[Anchorman:
* Time for some Disco [[Duck Hunt]]!
* [[The Colbert Report|MANILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!]]
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* "Lady Gaga's single 'Boring This Way.'" [Beat, checks notes.] "''Born'' This Way."
* Referring to the special effects as "Katy Perry's magical chest sparkles" as well as comparing her to a robot.
{{quote| '''Todd:''' As [[Katy Perry|KatyPerryBot5000]] malfunctions, we're supposed to learn that we ''can'' be a firework, whether you're fat, gay, [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|...being mugged, and... dying of cancer?!]]}}
== S&M ==
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{{quote| '''[[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]:''' Why would anyone listen to Katy Perry? She sounds like a garbage truck in labor! <br />
'''Nash:''' This is what the music guy on the site listens to. ''The '''music''' guy.'' <br />
'''[[Obscurus Lupa]]:''': [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Stop stealing pieces of my hair]]! <br />
'''Todd:''' [quickly] Yep, Katy Perry sure does suck! }}
* "Katy singing someone who's not human and from a whole other world. Considering [[Russell Brand|who she is married to]], sounds about right"
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* To begin number eight, we see Todd watching the 2009 Grammy Awards and complaining when [[Adele]] is named Best New Artist, [[Tempting Fate|saying she'll probably just be quickly forgotten]]. [[Gilligan Cut|Cut]] to him at his piano playing "Someone Like You" and saying [[Sarcasm Mode|"See, this is why my friends call me Nostradamus."]]
** When he gets to number 3, the first few seconds of the video to "Rolling in the Deep" <ref>For reference, the biggest selling song of the year</ref> play. Cut to Todd, in front of his TV again yelling [[Dramatic Irony|"She's a nobody! A NOBODY!"]]
* Todd declares 2011 a strange year, since he got [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|abducted]] [[Stalker With a Crush|several times]], [[Suburban Knights|fought for the fate of the world]], [[Obscurus Lupa|was regularly punched in the face]], [[I Need a Freaking Drink|drank too much]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|started facing to the]] [[Recurring Location|left]].
* "Ah [[Usher]]. [[Chick Magnet|The women want him]] [[Even the Guys Want Him|and the men want him.]] [[That Came Out Wrong|Want to be him.]] [[Freudian Slip|I meant want to be him.]]"
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** But he commends Todd on practising chastity in his own life, remaining pure for the last seven years. Todd is [[Your Approval Fills Me With Shame|less happy about it]].
* "This pillow is my girlfriend."
* "Yeah, sure, it'll 'bring us closer.' That's not a real reason. That's a euphemism for 'I'd like to be more sure that you're not a [[Serial Killer]], don't have a horrible disease or [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|sleep on]] [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|sheets.]] I mean, ''don't bullshit me'', okay?"
* "Yeah, you'll be in my dream." [[[Beat]]] "But not in my pants. WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS?!"
* ''"Let's not have seeeeex~"''
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* "I guess there just isn't a market for a pop star who wasn't supermodel-hot or rail-thin making an album full of bitter [[Break Up Song|breakup songs]]." [[Description Cut|Cue]] [[Adele]]...
* To show the [[Analogy Backfire]], telling [[Jesu Otaku]] that he's clean when Todd never had a drug problem to begin with.
* Doing the ex-boyfriend as hammy [[Card
{{quote| '''Todd''': Mwahahahaha! I broke up with her! And now she's all heartbroken and shit! Mwahaha...What? She's totally okay because she's strong and independent? [[Big No|NOOOO!]] I'll get you next time, Kelly Clarkson!}}
* The ending with The Nostalgia Chick trying to seem strong.
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{{quote| '''Chick:''' My original theory is that it was conceived by aliens, trying to mimic the film-making ways of the hu-maan.}}
* Chick saying that the spring break setting of the movie is like "MTV's Summer Beach House filtered through the lens of a middle school principal."
{{quote| '''Todd''': Your average Disney Channel sitcom is raunchier than this. [[Or So
* Two Words: '''"NOW KISS!"''' Made even more hillarious when you notice that Lindsay is trying (and failing) to suppress her laughter in the background.
* Todd summarizing the main characters and their best friends as a ''[[Saved By the Bell]]'''s [[Six
{{quote| '''Todd:''' Not sure how that last one got in there.}}
* "Strong, Independent Woman." Cue [[Tradesnark]].
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* Todd questioning the purpose of the [[Token Evil Teammate]] in teen romantic comedies.
* [[Hypocrisy Nod|"Who wants to see people do stupid things on the internet"]]
* "I have nothing against silly productions starring a bunch of not-actors. [[Self
* The video ends with Todd returning to his keyboard to write his script on Gotye. It doesn't work out.
{{quote| Script: Gotye is some guy.<br />
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== We Are Young and Somebody That I Used to Know ==
* Todd not having any ideas on how to review the current indie songs on the Top 100, because he knows nothing about Gotye and other hits aren't stupid enough to mock.
* Todd having a problem pronouncing the word "Gotye." It eventually culminates in a [[Precision F
* Complaining about Janelle Monáe's short performance earning a "Featuring" credit by claiming the review it's a [[Crossover]] with [[Jew Wario]], who appears for 3 seconds.
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'''Stickman:''' 0_0<br />
'''Todd:''' [[Crazy Jealous Guy|If I catch you going anywhere near her]], I will ''personally'' set fire to your eye sockets with [[This Is Sparta|Nothing! But my! Pure! HATRED!]] You hear me?!<br />
'''Stickman:''' *[[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]*<br />
'''Todd:''' Yeah, yeah, that's right, you better run! [[[Beat]]] What a nice guy. Good talk. }}
* "[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=124&t=17721&start=40#p202632 Things Todd has done since joining Channel Awesome]"
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