Dora (in the middle of a speech): Because I realize how awful it was, and I don't want to be that kind of person anymore. And I know it takes time to change, but I think I'm making pro--
Faye: Look this is a delightful heart-to-heart we're having but I have to PEE.
The Rant: Such subtle, complex humor! Truly this is my most nuanced work yet.

"The tendrils of humor can reach farther then they did when I was in 6th grade. But not here. Not ever."

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