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* '''Exaggerated''': "Success! My prototype is 50% man, 50% woman, 50% dog, 50% cat, 50% alien, [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|50% ninja, 50% pirate, 50% zombie, 50% robot,]] [[Overly Long Gag|50% tomato soup...!]]"
* '''Downplayed''': "Eureka! I've created a monster that's 50% man, 50% robot, and 1% [[Applied Phlebotinum]]!"
* '''Justified''': "Feast your eyes on my latest experiment! Not only is he 50% man and 50% robot, but he's also 50% [[Eldritch Abomination]]! The [[Eldritch Abomination]] part is what lets me exceed 100%."
* '''Inverted''': "Gentlemen, I give you my latest project! 25% man, 25% robot, 25% alien!"
* '''Subverted''': "Witness my latest marvel of science! 50% man, 50% robot, and... erm, that's it, actually."
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* '''Lampshaded''': "Beg your pardon, Mr. Tropenstein, but isn't that too many halves?"
* '''Invoked''': "With this flesh from an [[Eldritch Abomination][, I'll be able to defy the laws of physics and create a monster whose parts add up to more than 100%! It's brilliant, I tell you!"
* '''Exploited''': "And once I've made my 'More Than 100% Monster', anyone who looks upon it will [[Go Mad Fromfrom the Revelation]]! No army in the world will be able to stand against it!"
* '''Defied''': "On second thought, that's a terrible idea. A 'More Than 100% Monster' could just as easily be used against me. Well, back to the drawing board."
* '''Discussed''': "That crazy bastard did it. He actually made a monster that was 50% man, 50% robot, and 50% alien. How can we possibly stand a chance against that thing?"