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* From ''Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream'':

'''Chiyuri:''' ......... *sweatdrop* }}

* Same cutscene, different player character:

'''Chiyuri:''' Couldn't you show a little resistance? }}

** Pretty much everything about Kotohime, really. Especially most character's reactions to her.

'''Rikako:''' [["No. Just... No" Reaction|Just go home quietly.]] }}

* In ''Shuusou Gyoku'''s Extra Stage, when VIVIT encounters Marisa, Marisa's first line is [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|"Shoot and I'll move!"]]

** Marisa reprises the line when encountered in Reimu's storyline of ''Imperishable Night''.

'''Marisa:''' I messed up. I mean, "shoot and I'll move". In a flash. }}

* And at the end, after VIVIT defeats Reimu:

'''VIVIT:''' *sob sob sob* }}

* Cirno in her first appearance:

* Reimu vs. Chen in ''Perfect Cherry Blossom'':

'''Chen:''' Uh... ''what!?'' }}

** If the dialogue doesn't get you, Chen's face when she says the last line most likely will.

* Same game, Sakuya vs. Alice:

'''Alice:''' Ah, I-- KNIVES?! }}

* Quite a few bits of dialogue from the Touhou series in general are really amusing. Like this one from ''Imperishable Night'' against Reimu:

'''Marisa:''' No, don't! We'll be in for it if she gets mad! }}

** And then later:

* From the same game, there's the choice between each branch, which really encapsulate Marisa's ("Go kick Eirin's ass! (Final A) / Blow up everything you can! (Final B)") and Youmu's ("Go where lady Yuyuko says (Final A) / Go where lady Yuyuko says (Final B)") personalities.

* And again, Alice and Marisa, in ''Subterranean Animism'':

'''Marisa:''' Why the hell did you stuff gunpowder in 'em?! }}

** The entire [[Portmanteau Couple Name|MAlice]] scenario in SA was just one hilarious line after another.

'''Marisa:''' Damn! }}

* The discussion of Gensokyo's energy policy in the second chapter of ''Wild and Horned Hermit''. Made even funnier when you remember how [[Drunken Master|ZUN]] usually draws inspiration.

* ''Great Fairy Wars''. Just about any conversation among the fairies:

'''Star:''' You'll run out of arrows three times as fast! :D }}

* The fourth chapter of ''Strange and Bright Nature Deity''. Two words : Stomach Cleaning.

* This little show of, ''ehm'', teamwork with Reimu and Yukari after beating Keine in ''Imperishable Night'':

'''Reimu:''' But you're off by 110... }}

* Marisa [[Comically Missing the Point|not quite getting it.]]

'''Marisa:''' That's sweet, I only get weekends off. }}

* Most spellcards are named after historical events or items, or supernatural phenomena. Then you get some that are blatantly a [[Take That]] against a character the user doesn't like, such as Reimu's ''"Exorcism of the Newspaper Subscription Solicitors"'', which consists of a GIANT seal saying "No News Solicitations! (Thank You)"<ref>[[Memetic Mutation|That means you, Aya. Bad girl.]]</ref>, or Mamizou's ''"[http://youtu.be/LvOvmA6qERc?t=5m49s Pseudo-Exorcism of the Stupid Shrine Maiden]"'', where she transforms into Reimu and spams her trademark homing bullets... while still having her Tanuki tail!

* Marisa after fighting and insulting Futatsuiwa:

'''Marisa''': Hey, go after the Miko, not me!" }}

** Even better, it's a [[Call Back]] to Marisa's EX stage run in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. Flandre asks Marisa her name, and then later reveals that she heard everything that happened upstairs earlier in the game when Marisa tries to lie

'''Marisa''': "And who are you? (Maybe I should have said nurse?) }}

*** Speaking of EOSD's extra stage, after Marisa beats Flandre, they end up discussing [[And Then There Were None|a "famous rhyme"]]. Marisa claims that the "real" song ends with the last Indian getting married (as opposed to hanging herself), and [[Les Yay|suggests introducing Flandre to Reimu for that purpose]].

* Miko's third card, where she summons Futo and Tojiko over and over to attack you while not doing a single thing herself. The best part is that Futo and Tojiko will eventually start complaining about it (instead of boasting or threatening you).

* In ''Symposium of Post-mysticism'', Miko talks about how Futo used to be scared of Buddhist statues, and responded by lighting them on fire.

'''Byakuren''': "Maybe I should turn everything to stone for fireproofing. And make the statues stone, too..." }}

 

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