Touhou/Funny: Difference between revisions

* Same cutscene, different player character:

{{quote|'''Chiyuri:''' You'd better do as I say, if you know what's good for you.

'''Chiyuri:''' Couldn't you show a little resistance? }}

** Pretty much everything about Kotohime, really. Especially most character's reactions to her.

'''Rikako:''' [["No. Just... No" Reaction|Just go home quietly.]] }}

* In ''Shuusou Gyoku'''s Extra Stage, when VIVIT encounters Marisa, Marisa's first line is [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|"Shoot and I'll move!"]]

'''Sakuya:''' Because I'm carrying only three changes of clothes. For myself.

'''Alice:''' Ah, good reason.

'''Alice:''' Ah, I-- KNIVES?! }}

* Quite a few bits of dialogue from the Touhou series in general are really amusing. Like this one from ''Imperishable Night'' against Reimu:

'''Marisa:''' Why the hell did you stuff gunpowder in 'em?! }}

** The entire [[Portmanteau Couple Name|MAlice]] scenario in SA was just one hilarious line after another.

'''Marisa:''' Damn! }}

* The discussion of Gensokyo's energy policy in the second chapter of ''Wild and Horned Hermit''. Made even funnier when you remember how [[Drunken Master|ZUN]] usually draws inspiration.

* Marisa after fighting and insulting Futatsuiwa:

{{quote|'''Mamizou''': "You... I shall have my revenge upon you! What is your name?"

'''Marisa''': Hey, go after the Miko, not me!" }}

** Even better, it's a [[Call Back]] to Marisa's EX stage run in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. Flandre asks Marisa her name, and then later reveals that she heard everything that happened upstairs earlier in the game when Marisa tries to lie

'''Marisa''': "And you are?"

'''Flandre''': "Before you ask someone else's name..."

'''Marisa''': "And who are you? (Maybe I should have said nurse?) }}

*** Speaking of EOSD's extra stage, after Marisa beats Flandre, they end up discussing [[And Then There Were None|a "famous rhyme"]]. Marisa claims that the "real" song ends with the last Indian getting married (as opposed to hanging herself), and [[Les Yay|suggests introducing Flandre to Reimu for that purpose]].