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Line 1: {{work}} {{haiku\| ~~Many cute females<br />Dodge loads and loads of bullets<br />And inspire [[Touhou (Video Game)/Memes\|memes]]~~ Many cute females ~~{{quote\| --[[User:GG Crono]]}}~~ Dodge loads and loads of bullets And inspire [[Touhou/Memes\|memes]] \|GG Crono}} {{haiku\| ~~Eastern [[Alice in Wonderland\|Wonderland]]<br />Where [[Nice Hat\|all of the girls wear hats]]<br />(With some exceptions)~~ Eastern [[Alice in Wonderland\|Wonderland]] Where [[Nice Hat\|all of the girls wear hats]] (With some exceptions) }} {{haiku\| ~~[[Miko\|Shrine maiden]] and [[Cute Witch\|witch]],<br />Backed by [[Touhou (Video Game)/Awesome Music\|an awesome soundtrack]],<br />Beat up [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old\|old ladies]].~~ [[Miko\|Shrine maiden]] and [[Cute Witch\|witch]], ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Reimu]] (not that one)}}~~ Backed by [[Touhou/Awesome Music\|an awesome soundtrack]], Beat up [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old\|old ladies]]. \|Reimu (not that one)}} {{haiku\| ~~[[Nintendo Hard\|"Screw this game," I yell]]<br />[[Rage Quit\|And then throw the controller]]<br />[[That One Boss\|Flandre's just too hard]]~~ [[Nintendo Hard\|"Screw this game," I yell]] ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Crazed Ninja]]}}~~ [[Rage Quit\|And then throw the controller]] [[That One Boss\|Flandre's just too hard]] \|Crazed Ninja}} {{haiku\| ~~What the hell's this game?<br />Oh crap, too many bullets!<br />How is this so cute?!~~ What the hell's this game? ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Taco]]}}~~ Oh crap, too many bullets! How is this so cute?! \|Taco}} {{haiku\| ~~[[Bullet Hell\|Such beautiful patterns]]<br />Thrown by [[Moe Moe\|adorable]] [[Improbably-Female Cast\|girls]]<br />Who may be [[Older Than They Look\|old]][[Really Seven Hundred Years Old\|er]]~~ [[Bullet Hell\|Such beautiful patterns]] ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Arle Kaakun]]}}~~ Thrown by [[Moe Moe\|adorable]] [[Fundamentally Female Cast\|girls]] Who may be [[Older Than They Look\|old]][[Really Seven Hundred Years Old\|er]] \|Arle Kaakun}} ''The Touhou Plots: Haiku Edition'' {{haiku\| ~~''Highly Responsive to Prayers''<br />My shrine is destroyed!<br />The culprit who has done this<br />[[Berserk Button\|Will be ying-yang orb'd!]]~~ ''Highly Responsive to Prayers'' My shrine is destroyed! The culprit who has done this \|Berserk Button\|Will be ying-yang orb'd!}} {{haiku\| ~~''Story of Eastern Wonderland''<br />I just had training...<br />... and monsters at home are rampant.<br />Chance to test training! [[Say It With Hearts\|<3]]~~ ''Story of Eastern Wonderland'' I just had training... ... and monsters at home are rampant. \|Chance to test training! [[Say It with Hearts\|<3}} {{haiku\| ~~''Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream''<br />Fought a [[For Science!\|science]] [[The Heretic\|freak]]<br />To get the contest's prizes...<br />Don't just take me home!~~ ''Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream'' Fought a [[For Science!\|science]] [[The Heretic\|freak]] To get the contest's prizes... \|Don't just take me home!}} {{haiku\| ~~''Lotus Land Story''<br />A [[Heavy Sleeper\|sleepy]] lady<br />Thought the following is fun:<br />[[Omnicidal Maniac\|Turning to atoms]]~~ ''Lotus Land Story'' A [[Heavy Sleeper\|sleepy]] lady Thought the following is fun: \|Omnicidal Maniac\|Turning to atoms}} {{haiku\| ~~''Mystic Square''<br />Went to [[Expy\|kinda-]]Hell<br />Because of tourist demons.<br />[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking\|That, my friend, is bad]].~~ ''Mystic Square'' Went to [[Expy\|kinda-]]Hell Because of tourist demons. \|Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking\|That, my friend, is bad]].}} {{haiku\| ~~''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil''<br />Red mist is everywhere.<br />Time to fly to some mansion<br />And kill a vampire.~~ ''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil'' Red mist is everywhere. Time to fly to some mansion \|And kill a vampire.}} {{haiku\| ~~''Perfect Cherry Blossom''<br />Where's my goddamn spring?!<br />Looks like some dead girl stole it.<br />But look, pretty trees!~~ ''Perfect Cherry Blossom'' Where's my goddamn spring?! Looks like some dead girl stole it. \|But look, pretty trees!}} {{haiku\| ~~''Immaterial and Missing Power''<br />So many parties<br />That I can't think right no more.<br />Dammit, Suika.~~ ''Immaterial and Missing Power'' So many parties That I can't think right no more. \|Dammit, Suika.}} {{haiku\| ~~''Imperishable Night''<br />They stole the full moon!<br />Straight from [[wikipedia:The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter\|Japanese folklore]]!<br />It's ''Touhou''... [[Recycled in Space\|in SPACE!]]~~ ''Imperishable Night'' They stole the full moon! Straight from [[wikipedia:The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter\|Japanese folklore]]! \|It's ''Touhou''... [[Recycled in Space\|in SPACE!}} {{haiku\| ~~''Phantasmagoria of Flower View''<br />The Shinigami<br />Sleeps peacefully at her post.<br />A rod is dropped. "Kyan!"~~ ''Phantasmagoria of Flower View'' The Shinigami Sleeps peacefully at her post. \|A rod is dropped. "Kyan!"}} {{haiku\| ~~''Shoot The Bullet''<br />Ayayayaya<br />Ayayayayayaya<br />Ayayayaya~~ ''Shoot The Bullet'' Ayayayaya Ayayayayayaya \|Ayayayaya}} {{haiku\| ~~''Mountain of Faith''<br />There's only room here<br />For one miko, Sanae.<br />Spellcards at dawn, [[This Is All The Tropes Bitch\|bitch]].~~ ''Mountain of Faith'' There's only room here For one miko, Sanae. \|Spellcards at dawn, [[This Is All The Tropes Bitch\|bitch]].}} {{haiku\| ~~''Scarlet Weather Rhapsody''<br />Earthquakes screw things up.<br />Reimu beats the culprit up<br />[[Memetic Mutation\|But she]] [[Too Kinky to Torture\|enjoys it.]]~~ ''Scarlet Weather Rhapsody'' Earthquakes screw things up. Reimu beats the culprit up \|Memetic Mutation\|But she]] [[Too Kinky to Torture\|enjoys it.}} {{haiku\| ~~''Subterranean Animism''<br />From deep underground<br />Kanako invented nukes.<br />What were you thinking?!~~ ''Subterranean Animism'' From deep underground Kanako invented nukes. \|What were you thinking?!}} {{haiku\| ~~''Undefined Fantastic Object''<br />Why can that ship fly?<br />Because [[Memetic Badass\|Murasa's]] driving.<br />That explains it all.~~ ''Undefined Fantastic Object'' Why can that ship fly? Because [[Memetic Badass\|Murasa's]] driving. \|That explains it all.}} {{haiku\| ~~''Hisoutensoku''<br />The Chinese gate-guard<br />Dreams of fighting a cat-fish.<br />She's a real nut-case.~~ ''Hisoutensoku'' The Chinese gate-guard Dreams of fighting a cat-fish. \|She's a real nut-case.}} {{haiku\| ~~Miko from our world<br />Seeks out [[Mobile Suit Gundam]]<br />Beats up frog instead.~~ Miko from our world ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Stardf 29]]}}~~ Seeks out [[Mobile Suit Gundam]] Beats up frog instead. \|Stardf 29}} {{haiku\| ~~An [[An Ice Person\|ice fairy]] wants<br />To tame a beast, ends up with<br />A great [[Marionette Master\|doll master]].~~ An [[An Ice Person\|ice fairy]] wants ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Cobalt Hyper Max]]}}~~ To tame a beast, ends up with A great [[Marionette Master\|doll master]]. \|Cobalt Hyper Max}} {{haiku\| ~~''Double Spoiler''<br />"Like, so scandalous!<br />These shots are, like, so pretty!"<br />Shut up, Hatate.~~ ''Double Spoiler'' "Like, so scandalous! These shots are, like, so pretty!" \|Shut up, Hatate.}} {{haiku\| ~~''Fairy Wars''<br />[[Catch Phrase\|"I am the strongest!"]]<br />[[A Day in The Limelight\|Three fairies destroyed her house?]]<br />[[Roaring Rampage of Revenge\|Revenge shall be hers!]]~~ ''Fairy Wars'' ~~{{quote\| --[[Oodj]]}}~~ [[Catch Phrase\|"I am the strongest!"]]<br />[[A Day in the Limelight\|Three fairies destroyed her house?]] [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge\|Revenge shall be hers!]] \|Oodj}} {{haiku\| ~~"Touhou 12.8;<br />Danmaku is bullet hell?<br />Hell's frozen over."~~ "Touhou 12.8; ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Buri-chan]]}}~~ Danmaku is bullet hell? Hell's frozen over." \|Buri-chan}} {{haiku\| ~~''Ten Desires''<br />A religious war,<br />exploited by one Miko.<br />(And a [[Tanuki]]!)~~ ''Ten Desires'' ~~{{quote\| --[[User:Joseph Staleknight]]}}~~ A religious war,<br />exploited by one Miko. (And a [[Tanuki]]!) \|Joseph Staleknight}} {{reflist}} ~~[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]~~ [[Category:Touhou]] [[Category:Haiku]]