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** A few examples of the most spectacular nonsense lines:
{{quote|'''Anakin''': Giving first aid, the already dishevelled hair projection.
'''Anonymous fighter pilot''': [[Accidental Innuendo|He is in my behind!]] (the actual line was "They're all over me")
'''Obi-wan''': Like, reach the man, good good good let us counterattacking.
'''Count Dooku''': You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now.
'''Anonymous droid''': Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair. ("General, we have found the Jedi.")
'''General Grievous (in response)''': I should really feeds you all dog. ("Activate the ray shields")
'''Palpatine''': They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person.
'''Obi-wan''': Disabled person must solve. ("Only a Sith deals in absolutes")
'''Obi-wan''': I was old. ("Always on the move...") }}
** "I have the high ground!" became "The geography that I stands compares you superior!"
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** Hugeball bag fuck
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P42RRJJRWbg This] translation of [[Pokémon Red and Blue|Pokemon Green]]
{{quote|'''Aochider:''' [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|It's our first meeting!]] Welcome to the world of pocket monster! My name is Aochider I was called. Dr PET was loved and esteemed by us all!
'''Mother:''' Oh yes!...Boys should go out to travel whenever he likes! H'm! It is said in TV! Dr. Aochider living in next door came to call you! }}
* A Taiwanese unlicensed developer known as Vast Fame made some surprisingly good, if obscure, bootleg games for [[Game Boy]]. Unfortunately, though their programming may have been good, their English proficiency left ''much'' to be desired, as is evident in the following:
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** It refers to [[Braces of Orthodontic Overkill]], as in a girl that looks good even with braces.
* [http://brog.engrish.com/2009/01/26/moot-the-family/ The back of this DVD's description of] ''[[Family Guy]]'' found in Vietnam (although it might have been made in China) hod olmost ovory word spolt with on "O" instood of corroct vowels like "A", "E", and "I". Also, here's a few gems from this:
{{quote|Lois,the [[The Simpsons|dohing]] mother who xan't figuro out why bor boby ron [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|Koops]] trying to kill hor.<ref>Lois, the doting mother who can't figure out why her baby son keeps trying to kill her.</ref>
Chris,tho boofy 13-year-old who woufdn't hurt a piy,unloss if londed on his hot dog.stewio,[[Department of Redundancy Department|unloss it londed on his hot dog.]]<ref>Chris, the beefy 13-year-old who wouldn't hurt a fly, unless it landed on his hot dog. Stewie[...<nowiki>]</nowiki></ref>
And Brion,the rorcanc dog with a wit as dry as mortinis ho drinks.<ref>And Brian, the sarcastic dog with a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks.</ref> }}
** Or moybe if wos mode by [[Image Boards|Woll Smoth]]. Excopt thot Petor's ond stowie's eys ond moths are tho wrong soze.
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