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...well, if you listen to his [[Troll|fans]], anyway.

Ghost is actually a Texan pundit who broadcasts True Capitalist Radio on blogtalkradio.com. He is an ardent capitalist (at least he [[You Keep Using That Word|calls himself one on every possible occasion]]; True Materialist Radio might be a more appropriate name for the program), and his show goes through the usual topics, starting with the markets, then on to coverage of recent political headlines. And like all good political talk shows, he also frequently takes calls from listeners.

 

 

Though, when he's ''not'' raging, Ghost ''is'' a relatively good pundit (if you, er, share his views); he knows where the money is, and he knows how his listeners can get in the action themselves (unless they're doing it with welfare checks, of course)

 

 

There has been much speculation regarding whether Ghost is genuine in his antics, or if he's a [[Troll]]. Following the show's (alleged) cancellation on May 23, 2012, it was revealed in a final chat session that {{spoiler|both sides are sort of right. His rages were exaggerated and he is, in fact, friends with the troll Amy Daly, but he was also a Texan capitalist and a genuinely angry man when he started the show- three hours a day of ranting about politics and being trolled helped him get it all out of his system. However, knowing his nature, it is likely all of this is suspect and that this may be a hiatus.}}

* [[Angrish]]: Sometimes Ghost rages so hard he can't form a simple word. Especially in his earlier, pre-brony broadcasts.

** The Engineer speaks this as his first language.

* [[And Your Little Dog, Too]]: Ghost threatens trolls who really piss him off with tracking them, go to their houses, beat their asses, bang their wife, beat their dog and [[Beyond the Impossible|drown their goldfish.]]

* [[Ascended Meme]]: Ghost is now actually fond of NavyHuskie's "Taco Tuesday" remix, mainly because it declares him the "king of Mexicans", and its about his favorite day (ignoring the parts where he calls himself a hambone and the "king of racist", of course)

** And unlike Mike Pollock, even after she found out the significance of the term, she said she'd still very gladly do voice requests for fans, actually finding the meme pretty funny. So Tara Strong.... you ARE a champion!

* [[Artifact Title]]: Apparently, the show used to be called "True ''Conservative'' Radio", boy things have changed.

* [[Breather Episode]]: The December 24th show can be considered this.

* [[Brick Joke]]: Throughout October, trolls called in wishing Ghost a merry Christmas, causing him to rage that it wasn't even Halloween yet. And then, months later, in the Christmas show...

* [[Butt Monkey]]: Ghost is the butt monkey of his own show!

* [[Camp Gay]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZjcSA9luic Caller 111]/The Internet Buttstalker, who calls in a ridiculously effeminate voice while making ''very'' suggestive requests.

* [[Canada, Eh?|Canadia, Eh?]]: Ghost seems to have a thing against Canada for some reason...

** According to Ghost he hates Canada because [[Too Soon|they booed the national anthem a few days after 9/11]].

* [[Catch Phrase]]: There are just ''way'' too many things he says on a regular basis:

"[[Blatant Lies|I'M A NICE GUYYY]]!"<br />

"You know it and I know it."<br />

"''x'' ON THE NEXT FREAKIN' [[Geraldo Rivera|GERALDO]]!" }}

** Reactions

"...you're [[Mistaken for Masturbating|playin' with your peter-popper.]]" (or pecker-shaft)<br />

"...Aww, he hung up!"<br />

"My heart's beatin' like a rabbit!" }}

** Rage mode

"THAT'S IT! STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE!"|"GET ME OUTTA HERE, ENGINEER!"}}

** And the Trolls

661 has "[[Product Placement|Surgeradio.org]]"<br />

"Yeah, DDoS that, alright."<br />

"It's me, Asho." ([[Collective Groan|*groan*]])<br />

Note Party/Tri$ha has "Hey Ghost, it's meeee!"<br />

KaraszKun has "Do you want me to stick around for a while?" }}

* [[The Chessmaster]]: CelticBrony claimed to be this after his doxxing, but few actually believed him until months later, when Ghost's twitter account was hacked and it turned out that he ''wasn't'' lying about having a master plan. Apparently MrTacoz and Ibanezzo were in on it the whole time, and the NCF were involved somehow.

* [[Corpsing]]: On June 21st, Ghost can be heard trying to stifle a laugh at a Skype troll's name.

** On May 4th 2012, Tub Guy can be heard breaking when telling Ghost he convinced Hasbro to make a Pony based on Ghost.

** He thinks [[Touhou]] is an "ani-mee" foot fetish.

* [[Curse Cut Short]]: Sound effect variant. Sometimes when Ghost gets really angry, his swears are cut short by him throwing cans everywhere.

* [[Day of the Week Name]]: Taco Tuesday, Baller Friday.

** However, he does ''not'' want the show to turn into Carpet Munching Monday, Fruitbowl Wednesday, or Bathhouse Thursday.

* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: "Slanderous lies".

** "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYz2lIJUqVE All you remixing jerks are jerks]".

** "The idiots from the top are idiots."

** The 'Melting Pot of Racist' splice.

** [[Hope Spot]]: Ghost came back for two Taco Tuesdays in the middle of March, leading listeners to believe he was genuinely back- but it would be toward the end of April that he would actually resume regular shows.

** And then those regular shows would be abruptly cut off by the ''actual'' cancellation of the show on May 24th, making ''them'' into a [[Hope Spot]] as well.

** Ghost's reaction to CelticBrony trying to dox him was to not only dox him back, but to dox any trolls connected with him and run them off the internet, then encourage Celtic to commit suicide.

* [[Dumb Is Good]]: In the October 18's broadcast, Ghost expresses a love for the mentally retarded.

* [[Early Installment Weirdness]]: Up until 2010, his show was really a fairly ordinary, if rather extreme, far-right radio show.

* [[Ensemble Cast]]: Oh yes. Even discounting the main crew of trolls and capitalists, there are a massive number of splicers who usually show up on twitter or call in only occasionally (The Harbingerr, Navy Huskie, Alex S, Elfoxoloco, DarkRazorZ, etc.)

** Even more ironic, is that he dedicated New Year's Eve to ''honoring'' them.

* [[Fat Bastard]]: Ghost actually called one of his younger trolls this. [[Crosses the Line Twice|The troll reacted by pretending to have an orgasm.]]

* [[Five-Man Band]]:

** Early lineup:

*** [[The Chick]] — The Aborted Fetus

*** [[The Sixth Ranger]] — Celtic Brony

*** [[The Hero]] — Ghetto Capitalist

*** [[The Lancer]] — Tub Guy

*** [[The Dragon]] — Gasgara

*** [[The Evil Genius]] — [[Obfuscating Stupidity|The Engineer]]

*** [[The Dark Chick]] — Debi Daly

** Modern lineup:

*** [[Sixth Ranger Traitor]] — Celtic Brony (briefly), Equestrian Citizen

* [[Forced Meme]]: Ghost tried to advocate the use of the term "hambone" to insult what he considers to be overweight people who contribute nothing to society. The trolls gladly helped it become a popular meme... by splicing clips of Ghost calling ''himself'' a hambone.

* [[Game Mod]]: ''True Capitalist [[Doom]]: Bronies on Earth''. Replacing various weapons and powerups with various happenings on the show, such as a "Can crusher" shotgun, a pearl launcher as the rocket launcher, a hadoken for the [[BFG]] or invulnerability being "Chatroom Martial Law". Although the enemy sprites weren't changed, they did receive some voices and names such as the Fruitbowl (Imp) or FU Texas Beast ([[Cyber Demon]], which of course, plays "Fuck You Texas" when it comes out).

** Ghost himself claimed he actually liked the DOOM mod.

* [[Godzilla Threshold]]: After [[Despair Event Horizon|Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina primary,]] Ghost was so disgusted with the crop of Republican candidates that he considered supporting Ron Paul.

** He has also considered moving to "Canadia" since, in his words, they're getting more capitalist than America

* [[I Am the Trope]]: On the 12/06/11 show, Ghost said "I ''am'' Blog Talk Radio!"

* [[Idiosyncratic Episode Naming]]: After True Capitalist Radio stopped being just another show to troll and became basically an online sitcom with characters and an (unwilling) [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]], DarkRazorZ began naming the episodes when he uploaded them onto Youtube. They're usually named after the best troll of the day or a running gag throughout the episode ("12 Year Old Vs Ghost," "RIP Steve Jobs," "Spectator's Spectacular Testicles," etc.)

** He knew the whole situation with Asho in November was all a setup.

* [[I Lied]]: Ghost claimed that his final show would be on March 9th. As it turned out, there was no show on that date, and it was merely an attempt to troll the trolls.

** "Ghost baby what's goin' on?!"

* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]: "Cause drinking is what I like to do~!"

** Well, there's gotta be an explanation for all those cans! However, he considers himself to be a connoisseur and ''not'' an alcoholic. He has also often used the allure of cheap drinks on 6th Street as an excuse for potentially ending the show when he's angry.

* [[Internet Tough Guy]]: "YOU'RE LUCKY WE'RE NOT IN A GODDAMN BARROOM BECAUSE I'D BEAT THE LIVING BAJEZUS OUT'A YOU!"

** He makes fun of ethnic minorities like there is no tomorrow. He's not a racist, though!.

* [[Insult Backfire]]: Any insult Ghost tries to use on the trolls will either be ignored, accepted with glee, used against him, or turned into ''yet another'' remix.

* [[Intercontinuity Crossover]]: "I GOT MY LITTLE PONY CHARACTERS CALLING ME NOW"

* [[Interrupting Meme]]: "SUCK MAH DIIIIICK!" was used in such a manner on one occasion.

* [[It's All About Me]]: "I'M THE TALENT! ME! NOT THE ENGINEER! ME!"

* [[Is This Thing On?]]: How Ghost began his big comeback on April 17th.

* [[I Take Offense to That Last One]]: When accused of being, for example, a "racist, [[Shape Shifter|shapeshifting]] Jew," his response is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUAsAmhfBIw&feature=related I'm not a Jew!]". Could be considered a running joke.

* [[Jerkass]]: Ghost himself.

** He went off on a rant about members of [[Slipknot]] crying about their bassist's death thus:

* [[Kayfabe]]: No one knows how real some of the more... eccentric... figures on True Capitalist are, but few bother to try and find out, since [[Pass the Popcorn|it's a hell of a lot of fun anyway.]]

* [[Kick the Dog]]: A literal case: Ghost tells one his listeners that he'll respect him if he kicks his dog on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymfbMcBcVF4&feature=related 27th September 2011].

* [[Kill the Poor]]: Ghost suggested that welfare food cards should be replaced with feeding the poor and unemployed with horse meat from put-down horses and wild boars, and he also suggests killing stray cats and dogs for blankets. However, actually killing the homeless [[I'm a Humanitarian|to use their bodies to feed the poor]], as one troll suggests, is crossing the line.

** Ghost also once called for replacing welfare with putting the unemployed in "labor camps" instead.

* [[Large Ham]][[Just for Pun|bone]]: When he starts a rant on something, he can get very hammy.

* [[Knight of Cerebus]]: Senator Pooptickler, who is terrifyingly good at doxing people.

** There was an instance where a caller callled in multiple times simply repeating "Penispenispenispenispenispenis..."

** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EsLvSzqGo "Accident-Prone Kids for Ghost."]

* [[Manipulative Editing]]: Its frighteningly easy to make him rage. Just take one of the following sentences (or for bonus points find something he said in the previous episode), and change ''x'' (or a key word in another sentence) to the word of your choice.

** "I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who ''x''/who happen to be ''x''"

* [[Mistaken Identity]]: "Is this Nikolai?!"

** [[Thoroughly Mistaken Identity]]: Someone [[Bullying a Dragon|prank-called]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|the FBI]] with splices of Ghost's voice, and as a result he sounds completely, hilariously insane:

'''Ghost:''' You cock-eyed Russian. }}

** Ghost has misinterpreted the word "[[Touhou]]" as "[[Blind Idiot Translation|toe hoe]]" on several occasions, causing him to rant that the fandom is made up of "[[Foot Focus|sick foot fetish freaks]]".

* [[Motor Mouth]]: Ghost.

** Some of the callers are this, because they have to fit whatever they're trying to enrage Ghost with into a few seconds so he doesn't hang up on him.

* [[National Stereotypes]]: In his "Guess the Minority" game, Ghost tries to identify the race of the caller by asking questions relating to these (i.e. "What is your favorite food?")

* [[No Except Yes]]: It's not cans, it's "crap on his desk".

** "craponmydesk.wav"?

* [[No Indoor Voice]]: When he's angry, Ghost will raise his voice, a lot.

* [[Non Sequitur]]: Most "troll" calls end up being like this: Host brings up topic. Host asks for opinion on topic. Caller says something completely off-topic. Host makes fun of him and/or rages about off-topic call. That's the circle of life around here.

* [[Once an Episode]]: He always starts with the markets, then goes to political news, then Radio Graffiti, a call-in segment where callers get "three to four seconds to say whatever's on your mind"

* [[One-Hit Kill]]: Coodoo has made this into an art, often taking down Ghost with a single remix.

* [[One of Us]]: A truly bizarre example. Ghost, who is basically an old, angry redneck, seems to know just about everything about [[Nerd]] culture. This has been cited as evidence of him being a troll.

** February 28th, 2012: (in response to a caller playing a remix of "Bloody Tears") "Get out of here with your dumbass Mexican music... no, wait a minute, that's ''[[Castlevania]]''. Throw the Holy Water, I love that sound!" Ghost later went on to declare the second game in the series his favorite.

** He also likes Nirvana (specifically, the song "Rape Me") and is a big enough Marilyn Manson fan to know the b-side track "The Hands of Small Children" (and use it in his Woodchipper segment) and "We're From America."

* [[Opening Narration]]: Near the top of the hour, but always to the effect of "This is the (Second/Third and Final) hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, I am your host, the man they call Ghost."

'''Engineer:''' BAP BAP BAP AWWWWWWWW }}

* [[Overused Running Gag]]: Twitter users continuously made-up names referencing the Texas fire, India and Turkey quakes, and Steve Jobs' death for a time.

* [[Papa Wolf]]: Don't insult his family, especially his grandmother.

** Or KaraszKun.

* [[Pet the Dog]]: On January 6th, 2012, Ghost defends Equestrian Citizen from racial slurs.

* [[Pound of Flesh Twist]]: Sure, Celtic's gambit might have worked, but Ghost's retirement made the whole thing moot.

* [[Precision F-Strike]]: When Ghost is really, ''really'', angry, he will fire one off. The Engineer has been heard to drop them on occasion.

* [[Rage Quit]]: Ghost seems to be the master at faking going off the air, since usually something will end up happening which turns it into more of an intermission.

** However, on at least '''eleven''' separate occasions, he ''has'' truly ended the show. The first known rage was on August 1, 2011, when people were greatly annoying him on his first day back from a hiatus; the second on August 29, 2011 after an audio splice about him being the king of 10-year olds; the third was two days later on August 31, 2011 (after the "Money, Success, Fame, Bronies" caller); the fourth on September 9, 2011, after massive trolling from Texas wildfires to a Radio Graffiti segment with back-to-back remixes of [[Tetris]] Theme A; the fifth on December 7, 2011 (after he considered the fruitiness level to be way outside his comfort zone); the sixth on January 4th, 2012, after a caller called in and asked Ghost "Who choked harder, the Cowboys or your grandma in the back of a Denny's restaurant?"; the seventh on January 6th, after reading two insults to his grandmother in quick succession in the chatroom shoutouts segment; the eighth on January 25th (after the "Alex Jones as Ghost" graffiti caller), the ninth on February 9th (after the "Tubguy World War 3" graffiti caller); the tenth on February 16th (after two "[[Verbal Tic|trans]]-[[You Keep Using That Word|testicles]]" "fought" over him); and the eleventh on April 30th (after TexasStroll playing a remix of Ghost singing Stevie B's "Spring Love")

** He also faked it twice in December only for the Engineer to hijack the show until his return.

** It's arguable that it happened on February 20th, although before it cut off, he had mentioned the show was already shot and he was just letting random people call in. (He'd been having microphone problems pretty much the entire second half of the show)

** He also expects his callers to sound manly.

* [[Recurring Riff]]: Well you know what this country is turning into? Junkyard America!

*** MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, BRONIES. (YOU MADE A SONG OF THAT?!?!?!)

** "Fuck You Texas" used to be common prank call material, but even Ghost thinks [[Overused Running Gag|it's gotten old already]]. The same may also go for the thousands of callers who still blast "Melting Pot of Alcohol" at him. Something the people who keep overusing the "Hambone" meme need to learn already.

** Averted when someone was playing [[Castlevania|Bloody Tears]] and Ghost thought it was Mexican music, until he heard a little more and realized it was from Castlevania.

** The twitter shoutouts even more so:

'''Engineer:''' ...guh gaah haaaa? }}

* [[Repurposed Pop Song]]: The ''[[Sanford and Son]]'' theme for the Junkyard America song, and the theme from ''[[The Price Is Right]]'' for Guess the Minority.

** "Guess the Minority", a segment where Ghost tries to guess the ethnicity of a caller by asking them questions related to stereotypes, or guessing based off their voice alone. He [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mPUJTjmgD4 freakin' loves this game, man!]

** Spontaneously breaking into song (Junkyard America!)

*** Twitter names combining Ghost's name with that of communist or fascist dictators (i.e. Ghostler, Benito Ghostini, Ghostef Stalin, Fidel Ghostro, etc.)

** Ghost playing clips from "representatives" from various foreign locales (including "Mr. Fortune Cookie" from Communist China, Machmud, a "representative of the Libyan rebel faction", and "The Guru", a stereotypical Indian)

** There was a recurring joke throughout the January 20th show that Ghost was every member of the Today Show.

* [[Satan Is Good]]:

* [[Say My Name]]: "DAMN YOU NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVYYYYYY HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE...!"

* [[Schedule Slip]]: Often after an episode with a ''major'' trolling, it'll just go off the air for a period (as little as a day, or as much as a week) and then come back. Although sometimes the show does sometimes doesn't occur for other reasons.

* [[Sdrawkcab Name]]: One caller claimed to be Ohsa, the backwards Asho.

* [[Sensory Abuse]]: Some trolls like to ear-rape Ghost (and the audience) by playing ''very'' loud buzzers or yelling at the mic. [[It Got Worse|They tend to be cluster calls, too.]]

** Even worse, he had introduced Radio Graffiti under the guise of a "game" and did not officially care about what people called in with. Something in between must have gotten to him.

*** It's also supposed to be three to four seconds per call. Most troll calls end up lasting a lot longer.

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku2G1ljsryg Mmmmmmmagnets, how do they work, magnets, magnets, BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BAAAHHHH]

* [[Show Within a Show]]: True Optimist Radio, created in response to a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ie0VxwSFN8 caller] that Ghost declared wanted everything sugar-coded with optimism, turning one of his mocking voices into a new persona, Mr. Optimism, who tries to conduct the show in a [[Lighter and Softer]] manner.

* [[Some of My Best Friends Are X]]: "I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be black"

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbP9rm-abOk&feature=related Some of his best friends are] [[Hypocritical Humour|Wops and Camel Jockeys]].

** In September 2011, the usual trolls started targeting Goofy_Bone's show too. Despite trying to defend himself, he ended up caving in and doing his own version of Radio Graffiti. This continued over a slight hiatus Ghost had, but when he was alerted to this, he, predictably, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgrmf3JlsM4 called Goofy out and went off about it], as usual. He dubbed it a "poor man's Mexican version" and a "[[You Keep Using That Word|bean and cheese]]" version of his own show.

** Then in response, Goofy re-named it [[Take That|Bean and Cheese Graffiti]]

* [[Springtime for Hitler]]: Following another fake [[Rage Quit]], the Engineer takes over the show, playing songs disliked by Ghost and answering calls in his unintelligible gibberish. Ghost eventually 'returns' and proceeds to scold the Engineer. It seems like he did this in an attempt to either chastise the listeners or convince the trolls that the show had effectively ended, but when he got back and started taking calls, people were demanding that the Engineer host the show again. This has turned into a surprisingly effective trolling tactic, causing Ghost to enter fits of envious rage over ''his own character.''

* [[Stealth Pun]]: Whenever Ghost is giving shout outs to people in the chatroom, some would attempt to make Ghost say names such as "AlphaKennyOne" or "IsleOfRussia". Most of the time however, he catches on the wordplay.

* [[Stock Sound Effect]]: A rare live example; whenever Ghost gets especially upset, expect to hear cans being shoved off a table.

** Four words, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7lXcUvgwY "Melting Pot of Alcohol"]

*** There are, as of now, quite a few remixes ''of that remix,'' among them [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctCq1um3Ko one that samples "Giggle at the Ghostie,"] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L_-JG0ENls an 8-bit remix,] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZo26RpSjYU&feature=related a mashup with "Party Rock Anthem,"] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MswCIbjU0Mo a stoner remix.]

* [[Tantrum Throwing]]: The cans.

* [[Tempting Fate]]: What do we begin with?

* [[That Came Out Wrong]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUUADqj2GA "If anyone came at me trying to be busy badass, you know I always walk around out here in Texas ... with my strap on"]

* [[The Grinch]]: Ghost did state that he hated Christmas, but he also hated being compared to the [[Trope Namer]].

* [[Troll|Trolls]]: They come. They try to make him look like a fool. He fires back by claiming they're wholly responsible for America's bad economy.

** There are also those [[Alternative Character Interpretation|who believe]] Ghost himself is a troll masquerading as a radio host.

** Ghost gets his fair share of these too, though they're usually in song form. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8lPG5MmPbI&context=C249ebADOEgsToPDskKWvDfS5CXHLPDdKCpxzLgn This one] is probably one of the greatest ones.

** Goofy Bone also received a well deserved one at the hands of Ghetto Capitalist.

* [[Toilet Humor]]: What kind of a name is PoopTickler?!

** "I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who [[Blatant Lies|group poop]]."

** And then there was a single call consisted only of the sound of someone peeing into a toilet.

** And then another with the same sound of peeing, but with a Ghost laugh added into it.

* [[Trademark Favorite Food]]: "Johnnie Walkerrrrr, Blue Labeeeeeel!"

** Shrimp, too, judging by his reaction whenever someone brings the "cannibal shrimp" up.

* [[Troperiffic]]

* [[Troubling Unchildlike Behavior]]: Regular caller Asho smoked weed and looks at pornography, knowing that his mom is elsewhere hitting on strangers.

** In a way, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7lXcUvgwY Melting Pot of Alcohol] is one.

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxurtdJD2eg Angry Racist Jewish Hambone]. Just listen to the lyrics!

He gives those cans a mighty smack! ''*cans.wav*'' }}

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLv9o4mdjdQ National Socialist Hambone Racist]

* [[Very Special Episode]]: March 27th, 2012, in which he devoted the entire show to the Trayvon Martin case. This lead to more serious callers than usual, some agreeing with him and some debating him. Everybody else played splices of him urinating on his family.

* Volleying Insults: Tzeki and Goofy Bone once used Radio Graffiti to verbally abuse each other.

** [[Cerebus Syndrome]]: Things got ''serious'' for a show revolving around some gleeful trolls and an over-the-top Texan.

** [[Enemy Mine]]: Ghost's [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]] to Celticbrony was "This is for the bronies you betrayed!"

** [[The Reveal]]: Celticbrony as [[The Chessmaster]] ([[Villains Never Lie|maybe]])

** [[The Gloves Come Off]]

** [[You Have Outlived Your Usefulness]]: Many of the major trolls were doxed or otherwise put out of commission by Ghost and Celticbrony.

* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]: "I'm implementing CHATROOM MARTIAL LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! YEAH HA HAAAAAAA~"

* [[Why We're Bummed Communism Fell|Why We're Bummed Capitalism Fell]]: For a community who spent a year deliberately driving him insane, people were pretty upset when Ghost announced he was quitting the show, and rejoiced upon his return.

* [[Worthy Opponent]]: Tzeki.

** Ghost's speech while giving Ghetto Capitalist the Troll of the Year Award had hints of this.

* [[You Do NOT Want to Know]]: Gasgara's relationship with Suspicious Tumbleweed. As the [[The Wiki Rule|True Capitalist Radio Wiki]] put it:

* [[Your Mom]]: Sometimes used as a retort.

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