Twitter/Quotes
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"Facebook is for people who have a pathetic, insatiable hunger for the attention of friends, relatives, acquaintances, and people they met at a party once three years ago to feel like they matter. People who have a pathetic, insatiable hunger for the attention of strangers use Twitter. In unrelated news, did you guys know you can follow me on Twitter? I make tons of funny jokes there and sometimes post pictures of my cat! Follow me! Love me! I need this!"
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"You know what I really hate? Whenever Trump makes a positive tweet and there are still hundreds of douchefucks down below insulting him. —Camouflaged97 in the Trump Derangement Syndrome thread on KiwiFarms
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