Unda Vosari/Funny
- A Storm Is Coming: Vincent and Malim discuss the weather.
Vincent: "I fear no frightful squalls… They're not as frightening as they're supposed to be. Some of 'em are more cute then frightening. I call 'em squills." |
- Heroic BSOD: Vincent has a few of these. Malim has a hilarious one.
Vincent: I wish people would just listen to me. |
- Sarcastic Confession: Provided by Vincent when chasing a ship down, although it was true. Can also be considered False Reassurance.
Vincent Lorimar (via signal flags): I do not want to waste cannons on your enchanted ship of sinking and leaks. |
- Acceptable Ethnic Targets: The vertically-challenged.
Vincent: "... You hit like a midget." |
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Bane protecting the crew.
Janimba: "You’re 'protecting' me by killing people who are cowering in fear?" |
- Stealth Insult: Played with. Vincent manages to turn somebody calling him out into the butt of an insult the target wasn't expecting.
Vincent (clearly intoxicated): "Them dwarven nutsucks won't let me drink to my friend." (To an elf) "You sweaty dwarves testicle!" |