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* Pedro and the Man meet for the first time when Chong hitchhikes with fake breasts.
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Pedro: I didn't even think you ''had'' any! }}
* Pedro, trying to find a joint to share with Chong:
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Chong: I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. }}
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* "Hey don't take those, man."
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* Cheech, talking to the cop while stoned.
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"Here's your momma!"
"His name is ''RAAAAAALPH'', man." }}
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* The marijuana van is overheating. A cop pulls Pedro and Chong over and gets high off the fumes.
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Cop: "[[Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic|Do you mind if I have a, bite of your, ah, hot dog?]]"<br />
Chong: "What was he ''on'', man?<br />
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** In a deleted scene: "The van was last seen headed to your momma's bedroom."
** The end to that bit:
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"No, who is this is?"
"This is Sargent Stadenko!"
"Oh, yeah? You know who this is?"
"...No...!"
"Bye-bye, lardass!" }}
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