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* Pedro and the Man meet for the first time when Chong hitchhikes with fake breasts.

Pedro: I didn't even think you ''had'' any! }}

 

* Pedro, trying to find a joint to share with Chong:

Chong: I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. }}

 

 

* "Hey don't take those, man."

 

* Cheech, talking to the cop while stoned.

"His name is ''RAAAAAALPH'', man." }}

 

 

* The marijuana van is overheating. A cop pulls Pedro and Chong over and gets high off the fumes.

Cop: "[[Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic|Do you mind if I have a, bite of your, ah, hot dog?]]"<br />

Chong: "What was he ''on'', man?<br />

** In a deleted scene: "The van was last seen headed to your momma's bedroom."

** The end to that bit:

"Bye-bye, lardass!" }}