Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines/Funny: Difference between revisions

{{quote| ''[In a 'I'm-talking-to-a-five-year-old' voice]'' Yes, yes. I'm sure it was quite an experience.}}

** Venus' reaction to your "confession" ("When the Dream Creature waves, sometimes I wave back!") is pretty similar, and arguably even funnier:

** The abuses for Dementation are just horrible (and horribly funny). While some, like making Chuck feel worthless are kinda sad, most of them are just plain [[Crazy Awesome]].

** Two such examples take place in Hollywood. How do you get that loud and obnoxious critic to write a bad review for a restaurant? Get him to think he's eating maggots! How to get Samantha off your back when she recognizes you? Make her think you're her pet turtle that she flushed down the toilet long ago!

* Throughout the game one can listen to a radio show where a woman takes calls from all sorts of people that tend to be oddballs. One of the more special guests though is {{spoiler|''[[Evil Is Petty|Andrei the Tzimisce]]''}}. After his rants about how the end of the world is coming, the radio host just brushes off his statement and continues with her show.

** A frequent caller on said show is Gomez the [[Conspiracy Theorist]]. After spending the game babbling insane over the top theories involving cameras on traffic lights, secret moonbases and the Illuminati, his final call to the show is...a summary of the ''entire plot of the game''.

* The way certain people react to a Nosferatu protagonist: Trip the pawnshop owner compliments you on your body-sculpting job, the stranded Blue-Blood can only mumble "Oh ''my...''", Officer Chunk vomits in terror, Fat Larry nearly shits his pants (and gives you an earful for it), Venus provides directions to the [[Death Metal|Corpse Fluid]] gig playing at [[I Don't Like the Sound of That Place|Possession]], the clerk at Red Spot [[Ignore the Disability|tries not to mention your facial deformities and fails]], and the herbalist takes one look at you and decides that there's absolutely nothing in-store that could possibly help.

** And the obnoxious critic? All you have to do to get him to leave in a puking fit is mention that you're a chef at the restaurant he's reviewing. Or, if you're in a really sadistic mood, ask him to check if the [[Nausea Fuel|boil on your shoulder is still leaking.]]