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* After Frankenstein's Monster was forced outside and into a horse carriage:
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'''Carl''': Is that a man?<br />
'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually. }}
* One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula:
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'''Dracula''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Oh, don't be boring]]. [[Genre Savvy|Everyone that says that dies]]. }}
* A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't [[Nightmare Fuel]].
* Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong:
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'''Igor''': Yes, master?
'''Dracula''': Why do you torment that thing so?
'''Igor''': It's what I do. }}
* After breaking into the castle:
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'''Igor''': No. I'm ''not''.
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard)''
'''Igor''': Yes. I ''am''. }}
** Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him complaining about his master -- "Igor do ''this'', Igor do ''that''!"
** Even better is the exchange immediately after Van Helsing grabs Igor.
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'''Igor:''' Well...I...uh... }}
* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''''wrong''''' with you?!"
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* Van Helsing ending his [[Sherlock Scan]] of what Frankenstein's Monster looks like with this exchange:
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'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[Enemy Rising Behind|(As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''<br />
'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE! }}
* From the gag reel:
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* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.
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