We Didn't Start the Billy Joel Parodies/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|Ralph Baer, Brown Box,[[Magnavox Odyssey|Odyssey and Magnavox]]<br />

MIT, OXO, [[Space War]] and [[Pong]]<br />

[[ColecovisionColecoVision|Coleco]] and [[Intellivision]], [[Atari]] then [[Activision]],<br />

[[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]] and [[Nintendo]], Plumbers, [[Donkey Kong]]<br />

[[Space Invaders]], [[Pac-Man]], [[Metroid|Samus]] [[Samus Is a Girl|and her stellar cans]],<br />

[[Dig Dug]], Turbo, [[Frogger]], [[Q*bert]], [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario]],<br />

[[The Great Video Game Crash of 1983|Game Crash '83]], adios Atari,<br />

[[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (video game)|E.T.]] buried still, Alberquerque landfill<br />

(Chorus)<br />

The Wii didn't start the fire,<br />

How we've done some growin' since our cartridge blowin'<br />

The Wii didn't start the fire,<br />

With our fingers bleedin', we were quarter feedin'<br />

[[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]], [[Super Mario Bros. (video game)|Luigi, Bowser]], [[Tetris]], Yoshi<br />

[[Sega Master System|Master System]], [[Castlevania]], [[Final Fantasy]]<br />

[[Dragon Quest]], [[Mega Man (video game)|Mega Man]], [[Castle Wolfenstein|Wolfenstein]] and [[Bomberman]]<br />

[[The Legend of Zelda (video game)|Zelda]] rap, look it up, "Your parents help you hook it up."<br />

\\[[Neo Geo]], [[Sega Genesis|Genesis]], [[Game Boy]], [[SNES]],<br />

[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic series]], [[Earthworm Jim (video game)|Earthworm Jim]], [[Chrono Trigger]], [[Mortal Kombat|"FINISH HIM!"]]<br />

[[Carmen Sandiego]] chase, [[Kirby]] likes to stuff his face,<br />

[[Virtual Boy]], what's in store, "[[Memetic Mutation|And a]] [[Nintendo 64]]!!!"<br />

(chorus)<br />

[[Star Fox 64|Star Fox]], Rumble Pak, [[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina]], [[Super Mario 64|Plumber's back]],<br />

[[GoldenEye 007 (1997 video game)|GoldenEye]], perfect game, [[Perfect Dark]], not the same<br />

[[Sega Saturn]], CD-Rom, [[PlayStation]], [[Pokémon]],<br />

[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Snake]], [[Tomb Raider|Lara Croft]], [[Square Enix]] and [[Ubisoft]]<br />

[[Final Fantasy VII|Aeris eats it]], [[Quake (series)|Quake]], [[Doom (series)|Doom]], [[Monkey Island (series)|Monkey Island]], [[Crash Bandicoot|Bandicoot]],<br />

[[Gran Turismo]], [[Cool Car|nice car]], [[Half-Life (series)|Gordon Freeman]], crowbar,<br />

[[Thief (series)|Thief]], [[Homeworld]], [[Silent Hill]], [[StarcraftStarCraft]], [[Resident Evil]],<br />

[[Mario Kart|Bowser racing Mario]], [[Myst]] and [[Grim Fandango]]<br />

(chorus)<br />

[[Sega Dreamcast|Dreamcast]], online play, [[PlayStation 2]] and [[Grand Theft Auto (series)|GTA]]<br />

[[Super Smash Bros.|Smash Bros]], [[Halo]], Hand/Controller ratio<br />

[[Gotta Catch Em All|Way too many Pokemon]], [[The Sims|Sims]] come over while you're gone,<br />

[[Dance Dance Revolution|DDR]], [[Knights of the Old Republic (video game)|KotOR]], [[Warcraft]] 3 and [[God of War (series)|God of War]]<br />

[[Prince of Persia]], [[Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts]], Havoc flailing body parts<br />

[[World of Warcraft|WoW]] arrives, lonely wives, orcs and dwarves and ruined lives!<br />

(chorus)<br />

Santa brought a [[Xbox 360|360]], [[Blu-Ray]] on the [[PlayStationPlay Station 3]],<br />

[[Nintendo DS|Gameboy, second screen]], watch your grandma play the [[Nintendo Wii|Wii]],<br />

[[Space Marine]]s and red rings, let me skip the [[Cutscene]]s<br />

[[Guitar Hero|Tweens mash classic rock, flimsy plastic head stock]]<br />

[[Xbox Live Arcade|Live]] thrives, pricks abound, PSN a ghost town<br />

[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Gabe and Tycho]], Mountain Dew, G4, [[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]], [[Chiptune]]<br />

Motion sensors all the same, [[Blizzard]] gives us one campaign<br />

[[Downloadable Content|DLC]], "Screw the fee!", [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Half Life]] 3!<br />

The Wii didn't start the fire,<br />

How we've done some growin' since our cartridge blowin'<br />

The Wii didn't start the fire,<br />

Yeah, gaming's on a role, just look at [[Uwe Boll]]<br />

(chorus, fade out)|'''Pope Friction''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}oHFIX-E5k7w The Wii Didn't Start The Fire]}}

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