We Didn't Start the Billy Joel Parodies/Quotes

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


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    Ralph Baer, Brown Box,Odyssey and Magnavox
    MIT, OXO, Space War and Pong
    Coleco and Intellivision, Atari then Activision,
    Miyamoto and Nintendo, Plumbers, Donkey Kong

    Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Samus and her stellar cans,
    Dig Dug, Turbo, Frogger, Q*bert, Mario,
    Game Crash '83, adios Atari,
    E.T. buried still, Alberquerque landfill

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    The Wii didn't start the fire,
    How we've done some growin' since our cartridge blowin'
    The Wii didn't start the fire,
    With our fingers bleedin', we were quarter feedin'

    NES, Luigi, Bowser, Tetris, Yoshi
    Master System, Castlevania, Final Fantasy
    Dragon Quest, Mega Man, Wolfenstein and Bomberman
    Zelda rap, look it up, "Your parents help you hook it up."

    Neo Geo, Genesis, Game Boy, SNES,
    Sonic series, Earthworm Jim, Chrono Trigger, "FINISH HIM!"
    Carmen Sandiego chase, Kirby likes to stuff his face,
    Virtual Boy, what's in store, "And a Nintendo 64!!!"

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    Star Fox, Rumble Pak, Ocarina, Plumber's back,
    GoldenEye, perfect game, Perfect Dark, not the same
    Sega Saturn, CD-Rom, PlayStation, Pokémon,
    Solid Snake, Lara Croft, Square Enix and Ubisoft

    Aeris eats it, Quake, Doom, Monkey Island, Bandicoot,
    Gran Turismo, nice car, Gordon Freeman, crowbar,
    Thief, Homeworld, Silent Hill, StarCraft, Resident Evil,
    Bowser racing Mario, Myst and Grim Fandango

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    Dreamcast, online play, PlayStation 2 and GTA
    Smash Bros, Halo, Hand/Controller ratio
    Way too many Pokemon, Sims come over while you're gone,
    DDR, KotOR, Warcraft 3 and God of War
    Prince of Persia, Kingdom Hearts, Havoc flailing body parts
    WoW arrives, lonely wives, orcs and dwarves and ruined lives!

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    Santa brought a 360, Blu-Ray on the Play Station 3,
    Gameboy, second screen, watch your grandma play the Wii,
    Space Marines and red rings, let me skip the Cutscenes
    Tweens mash classic rock, flimsy plastic head stock

    Live thrives, pricks abound, PSN a ghost town
    Gabe and Tycho, Mountain Dew, G4, Yahtzee, Chiptune
    Motion sensors all the same, Blizzard gives us one campaign
    DLC, "Screw the fee!", 3DS and Half Life 3!

    The Wii didn't start the fire,
    How we've done some growin' since our cartridge blowin'
    The Wii didn't start the fire,
    Yeah, gaming's on a role, just look at Uwe Boll

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