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* Following a decade of managerial complications and enormous financial loss following its "[[Didn't Think This Through|merger of equals]]" with Chrysler, Daimler AG decided in 2007 to sell the company to a certain [[wikipedia:Cerberus Capital Management|Cerberus Capital Management, L.P.]]
** Cerberus would acquire infamy for acquiring several firearm companies in 2006-2008, then proceeding to gut all quality control (new products literally shipped with heavy rust), crashing market share. As a result of Cerberus none of the companies will ever escape the land of the dead.
* One would expect a Delilah's Barber Shop to be jinxed, after the [[Traumatic Haircut]] she gave to Samson in [[The Bible]], much like one couldn't open a Ford Theatre without invoking the ghost of Abe Lincoln... but businesses with this name (or a variant) exist.
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