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{{quote|"''After all, [[Star Wars|these]] are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... -Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Boring political dialogue]]. Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder...''"|'''Mr. Plinkett''', ''[[Red Letter Media|Mr. Plinkett]]''', in his ''[[Attack of the Clones]]'' review}}
 
{{quote|''"Our future society is ''desperately'' bloodthirsty. When they fight, you see people just foaming at the mouth out of excitement at the destruction. It's a kid's movie!"''|'''Bayer and Snider''', ''Movie B.S.'' on ''[[Real Steel]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"He (Mewtwo)'s upset because apparently he doesn't LIKE being a clone. So he blows up the laboratory with all the innocent scientists burning alive inside. You know, for kids!"''|'''Nostalgia Critic''', reviewing ''[[Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon the First Movie]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"He died?! [[Medium Awareness|And this is supposed to be a kid's movie!]]"''|'''Rizzo the Rat''', ''[[Muppet Treasure Island]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"The film is a misfire because you really don’t expect a stoner comedy out of a show like Land of the Lost. It’s like having an episode of [[Little House on the Prairie]] and having it be about mime rape. Oh wait, [[Poe's Law|there was an episode where one of the characters got raped by a mime]]."''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment|Miles Antwiler]]''' [http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/category/movie-bomb-list/l/ on] ''The Land of the Lost''}}
 
{{quote|''"[[Final Fantasy VII]] is the first and last game in the series to contain a brothel, and I'm not sure why the idea didn't catch on."''|'''Pat R.''', [http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a{{=}}ff07 "This Game Are Sick"]}}
 
{{quote|''"That bastard. I can't forgive him, not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm."''
''"The what realm?"''
''"You know, the Shadow Realm. The [[Buffy-Speak|big, purply cloudy place]] that you go to when [[Never Say "Die"|something really bad happens to you.]]"''<br />
''"I think you're talking about Hell."''<br />
''"No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know, whenever people fall from a really tall building or get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?"''<br />
''"I don't think that's a real thing."''<br />
''"Wait...is my grandpa...really dead?"''<br />
''"Afraid so [[Totally Radical|broseph]]"''<br />
''"I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!"''|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yugi]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Yusei]], and [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|Jaden]]''', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Bonds Beyond Time Abridged]]''}}
|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yugi]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Yusei]], and [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|Jaden]]''', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Bonds Beyond Time Abridged]]''}}
 
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