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{{quote|'''Henchman''':'' Wait I thought we were '''conquering''' Earth!''
'''Mastermind''':'' Destroying is conquering. It's true - I looked it up.''
|'''[[Mastermind (web animation)|Mastermind]]''': World Conqueror }}
So you're an aspiring [[Omnicidal Maniac]], [[How to Invade An Alien Planet|alien invader]], or plain old disgruntled [[Mad Scientist]] or [[Evil Sorcerer]] and want to destroy the planet Earth, or at least [[Kill All Humans]]? Good for you! However, to avoid being a gauche [[Generic Doomsday Villain]], why not get yourself a proper motivation to destroy humanity from among the items on this list?
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## Humans are destroying the planet Earth's ecosystem, so [[Kill All Humans|killing all humans]] will [[Green Aesop|save the planet]]... oh wait, if you destroy the planet, it will also destroy the ecosystem. Well, at least they won't be able to spread like weeds throughout the galaxy, ruining countless other ecosystems.
## [[Abusive Precursors|After creating your race, they've been bad parents.]]
## In fact, they [[Turned Against Their Masters|enslaved]] your [[Battlestar Galactica
## [[In Your Nature to Destroy Yourselves|They'll destroy themselves anyway]], so why not do it <s>humanely</s> alienly?
## [[Anti-Human Alliance|Because it will help patch up relations with neighboring aliens]].
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And of course, it's absolutely possible to [[Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds|destroy the planet Earth, or some other world, purely by accident]].
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* qntm.org has [http://qntm.org/?why such a list].
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