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Much of the humor comes from Neely's modifications to many characters and plot elements, as well as his [[Lemony Narrator|distinct style of narration]], including obnoxious hyperbole, awkward similes, and the tendency to get gradually more vulgar as the movie goes on.

* [[The Adjectival Superhero]]: The wretched Harmony, the near-dead Dumbledore...

* [[Affectionate Parody]]

** Also, the Sorceror's Stones powers include: lead into gold, horses into gold, immortal life, giving ghosts restored bodies, frag trolls, trolls into gold . . .

* [[Brick Joke]]: "I've got some horses to look after."

** When Hagrid recounts how he told a mysterious stranger about putting Fluffy to sleep, Harry reacts as follows: "What? What could have made you say that? What do you think this is, a fucking free-for-all of facts? Why don't you go and get on the school PA, and tell everyone {{spoiler|my dad is Val-mart, and I'm half-Dracula...}} What fucking good are you? Why don't you learn to keep a God-damn secret you hairy piece of shit?!"

* [[Death Is Cheap]]: {{spoiler|Harmony dies.}} Very briefly. So quickly, in fact, that you can't even see it.

* [[Gag Dub]]

* [[Lemony Narrator]]

* [[Metaphorgotten]]

{{quote| '''Narrator:''' ''Her voice was chilling, like a piano made of frozen Windex.''<br />

* [[Mister Seahorse]]: {{spoiler|Hagar is the dragon's mother.}}

* [[Nay Theist]]: Ronnie the Bear looked upon the gates of Heaven and rejected God, claiming Heaven is for those too weak and frightened to face the black nothingness.

** And for Dumbledore: "We will find. That fucking troll. And we will kill. Its fucking ass."

* [[Purple Prose]]: Parts of the narration are so purple, you may go blind.