Would I Lie to You?/Recap/Series 3: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''Carol:''' ''"On Countdown, if I worked out the number puzzle before the time was up, I used to play a little game."'' <ref> To see how many props guys/audience members could tap the end of her pen in the 30 seconds)</ref><br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Larry:''' ''"I used to run a market stall that only sold hats for dogs."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Russell:''' ''"I used to put my underpants on my head to cure my acne."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| ''"Liam Gallagher once ordered a trampoline from hotel room service, claiming, 'I like to bounce.'"''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Jo:''' ''"This is Liz, and when she was a baby, I accidently dropped her in a pond."''<br />

'''David:''' ''"This is Liz, and together we are writing a guide to the castles of Britain."''<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"Possession: This is a letter, rejecting me from a job at McDonald's."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"I once picked up a hitchhiker and scared him so much he cried."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Reginald:''' ''"The D in my name stands for 'Delicious.'"''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Stephen:''' ''"I once guessed the exact number of sweets in a Mini Cooper and was awarded a prize [of £100] by Britain's tallest man."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Ken:''' ''"I was the first person in the world to breed the Congalese Frog, Hymenochirus Curtipes, in captivity."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| ''"The Archbishop of Canterbury once endorsed a Cockney version of the Bible."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Stephen:''' ''"This is Gordon. Gordon and I were in a prog-rock band called Aragon, and we recorded an album called 'The Wizard's Dream'."''<br />

'''David:''' "''This is Gordon; he works in my local pet shop, and recently sold me a hamster that died the very next day."''<br />

'''Fern:''' ''"This is Gordon; he's the subject of my life drawing class, and I have painted him naked three times."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Stephen<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"Last year I was ordered to leave Blackpool Tower after I threw a sausage roll off the top."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"As a child, at my grandparents' house, I had a little bell that I would ring if I wanted anything."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Fern:''' ''"Possession: This is my tea cosy. I take it absolutely everywhere with me because I can't stand a cold teapot."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Jimmy:''' ''"Prince Philip told me I was a funny-looking fellow when I was a ball boy at Wimbledon."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Jamelia:''' ''"I once stole some toilet paper from George Michael's house."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Marcus:''' ''"I worked as a podium dancer at the Ministry of Sound."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| ''"Jodie Marsh has a degree in golf course management from the University of Birmignham."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Terry:''' ''"This is my mate, Steve, and we were actually questioned by police who mistook us both for jewel thieves."''<br />

'''Lee:''' ''"This is Steve; we own a greyhound together that's come last in every race."''<br />

'''Jimmy:''' ''"This is Steve; we were at primary school together; we didn't see each other for 20 years, and then met up in a hotel when he brought me room service."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Jimmy<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"I read [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|1984]] from cover to cover in WHSmith so I didn't have to buy a copy."''<br />

{{quote| '''Terry:''' ''"Possesion: this is some of my hair collection that I gathered from guests who appeared on 'The Word'."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Claudia:''' ''"I once put nail polish remover in my fish tank to give my goldfish more energy."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Clive:''' ''"I once had my wallet stolen by a walrus."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Miranda:''' ''"One of my best friends at school was a little man I'd made from a slice of toast that I always kept in my bag."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| ''"David Beckham gave a copy of his own autobiography to Nelson Mandela as a Christmas present."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Miranda:''' ''"This is Owen, and he stopped me attending his yoga classes because I couldn't stop laughing."''<br />

'''Lee:''' ''"This is Owen; he's a professional juggler, and he's teaching me to juggle."''<br />

'''Clive:''' ''"He is my builder. In fact, he was working on my roof once and fell through it while I was watching television."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Clive<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"I was thrown out of a nightclub for refusing to stop dancing on a table."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Jason:''' ''"I once put out a fire using my neighbour's milk."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Claudia:''' ''"Possession: In here is my pet cat from when I was little, and my dad had her stuffed for me when she died."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Christine:''' ''"Anton du Beke and I danced our way out of a parking ticket."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Jack:''' ''"Every Christmas, my dad makes the whole family stand up to watch the Queen's speech."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Frankie:''' ''"When I was a child, I was scared that my entire life was a book, being read by a bear, and one day the bear would close the book, and my life would end."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| ''"Mick Jagger has been asked by a company if they can sell his ashes in collectible egg timers when he dies."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Kelvin:''' ''"This is Terry and he built the nuclear bunker in my garden."''<br />

'''David:''' ''"This is Terry and he's the policeman who was called out when I was caught trying to break into the window of my own flat."''<br />

'''Jack:''' ''"This is Terry 'The Mean Machine' Frazier and he is teaching me to wrestle."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Kelvin<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"If you give me any date before the year 2000 I can instantly tell you what day of the week it was."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Christine:''' ''"A [[Coronation Street]] star once made me remove all the red M&Ms from a bowl for him."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

=== David's team: Dave Gorman and Davina [[Mc Call]]McCall ===

{{quote| '''Janet:''' ''"I wrote my will on a bit of cardboard when I thought the plane I was in was going to crash."''<br />

'''David's team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Davina:''' ''"I have two red chillies tattooed on my back, but I'm having them covered because they look like carrots."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Omid:''' ''"I am launching my own range of condiments, including Ohmid Djalili Picalili."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| ''"Mike Tyson once rented a hotel suite for his eight favourite pigeons."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"This is Sadie; she's my children's nanny, and the first time I met her I ran over her foot."''<br />

'''Omid:''' ''"This is Sadie. I employ her to massage my dog."''<br />

'''Janet:''' ''"Sadie came to my sixtieth birthday party, and pretended to be a waitress so she could lick Daniel Craig's plate."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Janet<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"The screensaver on my phone is a photo of my living room carpet."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"Possession: This is my wallmap of the UK. I have marked every service station I have ever visited on it."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

'''Individual Liar of the Week:''' Davina [[Mc Call]]McCall

{{quote| '''Chris:''' ''"I have been approached by NASA to be the first man to cycle on the moon."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Gaby:''' ''"When I present a show for the first time, I like to wear red underwear."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Danny:''' ''"Whenever someone recognises me, but can't place me, I tell them I'm part of the Olympic Cycling Team."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| ''"Prince Charles became a member of the magic circle when he auditioned using his cup and balls trick."''<br />

'''David's team:''' True<br />

{{quote| ''"Gary Barlow has a microphone installed in his downstairs bathroom to record new song ideas, as it's where he feels the most creative."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Ronnie:''' ''"This is Silvan, and he designed a household robot that speaks with my voice."''<br />

'''Chris:''' ''"This is Silvan, and he is my masseur, and he was also the guitarist in Simply Red."''<br />

'''David:''' ''"This is Silvan, and he's my next-door neighbour, and I promised I'd get him on tv, after he complained about an all-night party in my flat."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Chris<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"I can't eat custard creams because they remind me of Spencer Whitfield who bullied me at school."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"The only concert I have ever been to was by Shirley Bassey."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Gaby:''' ''"Possession: These are some of the birthday cards I've posted to my pets."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Micheal:''' ''"I have a three-part ritual I have to adhere to before I go on stage."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Trinny:''' ''"Marks & Spencers manikins are based on my body."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Reece:''' ''"For a summer, I worked at a funeral director's that offered themed funerals."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Charlie:''' ''"For six years, I pretended to a girlfriend that I was partially deaf."''<br />

'''David's team:''' True<br />

{{quote| ''"Christina Aiguilera once followed a strict diet where every meal had 4 food items: 1 crunchy, 1 soft, 1 hot, 1 cold."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Charlie:''' ''"This is Donna who's teaching me basic home maintenance."''<br />

'''Lee:''' ''"This is Donna and she saved my life when she threw me a lifebelt after I fell off my boat."''<br />

'''Michael:''' ''"This is Donna; she has been my no. 1 super fan since she was 17 - she even has a toilet seat cover with my face on it."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lee<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"Three members of the cabinet subscribe to my twitter feed."''<br />

'''Lee's team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"For a year, I kept my car running by cracking my egg into it every day."''<br />

'''David's team:''' Lie<br />

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