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Line 1: {{trope}} {{quote\|Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way. \|[[Cracked]].Com, ''[http://www.cracked.com/article_18957_the-8-most-awkward-sexual-moments-in-comic-book-history.html The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Books]''}} {{quote\|Yandere comes from the latin word "yan". Which means "to stab, repeatedly". And "dere", which means "in the fucking pancreas".<ref>This is not the actual etymology of the word "yandere", obviously.</ref>\|True Facts About The Yandere}} {{quote\|And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature.\|[[Cracked]].com on the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warbler warbler], ''[http://www.cracked.com/article_19263_the-6-most-disturbingly-evil-birds.html The 6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds]''}} {{quote\|Take my soul, my heart, and body. Yes, I give it all to you. And if you still won’t accept it, '''''you're gonna regret it!'''''\|[[LittleJayneyCakes]]\|Smoke and Mirrors}} ~~{{quote\|''Remember I will always love you,''<br />~~ ~~''As I claw your fucking throat away.''<br />~~ ~~''It will end no other way.''\|"Pushit", '''[[Tool]]'''}}~~ {{quote\|Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way. \|[[Cracked.com]], ''[http://www.cracked.com/article_18957_the-8-most-awkward-sexual-moments-in-comic-book-history.html The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Books]''}} ~~{{quote\|''Up late night like she on patrol''<br />~~ ~~''Checkin' everything like I'm on parole''<br />~~ ~~''I told her there's some things she don't need to know''<br />~~ ~~''She never let it go''<br />~~ ~~''Okay, okay... OKAY, okay!''<br />~~ ~~''You need to stop it now...''<br />~~ ~~''... You're like the girl from'' ''[[Misery]]''.<br />~~ ~~''She said she ain't take it to this degree.''<br />~~ ~~''Well, let's agree to disagree.''\|"RoboCop", '''[[Kanye West]]'''}}~~ {{quote\|And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature.\|[[Cracked.com]] on the [[wikipedia:Warbler\|warbler]], ''[http://www.cracked.com/article_19263_the-6-most-disturbingly-evil-birds.html The 6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds]''}} ~~{{quote\|"If you would sit<br />~~ ~~Oh so close to me<br />~~ ~~That would be nice<br />~~ ~~Like it's supposed to be<br />~~ ~~If you don't, I'll slit your throat<br />~~ ~~So won't u please b nice?" \|"Won't U Please B Nice", '''Nellie McKay'''}}~~ {{quote\|~~...And~~''Remember ~~yes,~~I ~~it's~~will ~~true,<br~~always />love you,'' ''As I claw your fucking throat away.'' ~~I don't have as many friends as you,<br />~~ ''It will end no other way.'' ~~But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!<br />~~ \|'''[[Tool]]''', "Pushit"}} ~~And if you say no, you're toast...\|'''Ashley''', ''[[Wario Ware (Video Game)\|Wario Ware]]: Touched!''}}~~ {{quote\|''Up late night like she on patrol'' ''Checkin' everything like I'm on parole'' ''I told her there's some things she don't need to know'' ''She never let it go'' ''Okay, okay... OKAY, okay!'' ''You need to stop it now...'' ''... You're like the girl from'' ''[[Misery]]''. ''She said she ain't take it to this degree.'' ''Well, let's agree to disagree.''\|'''[[Kanye West]]''', "RoboCop"}} {{quote\|"If you would sit Oh so close to me That would be nice Like it's supposed to be If you don't, I'll slit your throat So won't u please b nice?" \|'''Nellie McKay''' "Won't U Please B Nice"}} {{quote\|...And yes, it's true, I don't have as many friends as you, But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends! And if you say no, you're toast... \|'''Ashley''', ''[[Wario Ware]]: Touched!''}} {{quote\|''Sometimes, Adorjan falls in love. Her hate is safer.''\|''[[Exalted\|Manual of Exalted Power: Infernals]]''}} Line 36 ⟶ 44: {{quote\|We were supposed to make her fall in love with you, not become psychologically obsessed with you!\|'''TJ''', ''Smart Guy''}} {{quote\|Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!\|'''Alex Forrest''', ''[[Fatal Attraction (~~Film~~film)\|Fatal Attraction]]''}} {{quote\|Careful, what you do / 'Cause god is watching your every move... \|'''Misa Amane''', ''[[~~Death Note (Manga)\|~~Death Note]]''}} {{quote\|You'd actually be attractive if you didn't have crazy eyes. \|'''[[~~Dilbert (Comic Strip)\|~~Dilbert]]'''}} {{quote\|Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,~~<br />~~ I'm half crazy all for the love of you.~~\|''Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two)'', '''Harry Dacre'''}}~~ \|'''Harry Dacre''', ''Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two)''}} {{quote\|"Lute, do you know what would happen to you if you ever step out on me?"~~<br />~~ "Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?"~~<br />~~ "No... YOU would."~~\|''[[Hagar the Horrible]]''}}~~ \|''[[Hagar the Horrible]]''}} {{quote\|''The judge said, "this man's a danger to humanity, ~~{{quote\|'''"STOP IT!"'''\|'''[[FEAR\|Alma Wade]]''', to Michael Beckett, when he fights her off while she tries to {{spoiler\|violate him.}}}}~~ We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!" Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail, But I'd rather die than see you with another man!'' \|'''[[Bad Company]]''', "Burnin' Sky"}} {{quote\|~~''The~~"Heaven ~~judge~~has ~~said,~~no ~~"this~~rage ~~man's~~like ~~a danger~~love to ~~humanity~~hatred turned,~~<br />~~ Nor hell a fury like a [[Woman Scorned]]." ~~We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!"<br />~~ \|'''William Congreve''', ''The Mourning Bride''}} ~~Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail,<br />~~ ~~But I'd rather die than see you with another man!''\|'''[[Bad Company]]''', "Burnin' Sky"}}~~ {{quote\|''I was the whining stranger'' ~~{{quote\|"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,<br />~~ ''A fool in love'' ~~Nor hell a fury like a [[Woman Scorned]]."\|''The Mourning Bride'', '''William Congreve'''}}~~ ''With time to kill'' \|'''[[Steely Dan]]''', "My Rival"}} {{quote\|''~~I was the whining stranger~~Hellfire''~~<br />~~ ''Dark fire'' ~~''A fool in love''<br />~~ ''Now gypsy, it's your turn'' ~~''With time to kill''\|'''[[Steely Dan]]''', "My Rival"}}~~ ''Choose me or'' ''Your pyre'' ''Be mine or you will burn!''\|'''Frollo''', "Hellfire" (from ''[[The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney film)\|The Hunchback of Notre Dame]]'')}} {{quote\|Anyone who gets between me and Yukki can just ''die''!\|Yuno\|[[Mirai Nikki]]}} ~~{{quote\|''Hellfire''<br />~~ ~~''Dark fire''<br />~~ ~~''Now gypsy, it's your turn''<br />~~ ~~''Choose me or''<br />~~ ~~''Your pyre''<br />~~ ~~''Be mine or you will burn!''\|'''Frollo''', "Hellfire" (from ''[[The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney)\|The Hunchback of Notre Dame]]'')}}~~ {{quote\|''If you were here'' ~~{{quote\|''Anyone who gets between me and Yukki can just ''die''!\|'''Yuno''', ''[[Mirai Nikki]]''}}~~ ''I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear'' ''And appeal to all your fears'' ''If you were mine, if you were only mine'' ''I'd bring you so much further down'' ''And twist your mind until the end of time'' ''You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind'' \|'''Sirenia''', "My Mind's Eye"}} {{quote\|You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what litte friends you have.\|'''Yuno Shoop''', ''The Internets'' [[Nightmare Fetishist\|(This is supposed to make you feel deprived.)]]}} ~~{{quote\|''If you were here''<br />~~ ~~''I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear''<br />~~ ~~''And appeal to all your fears''<br />~~ ~~''If you were mine, if you were only mine''<br />~~ ~~''I'd bring you so much further down''<br />~~ ~~''And twist your mind until the end of time''<br />~~ ~~''You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind''\|'''Sirenia''', "My Mind's Eye"}}~~ {{quote\|You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what litte friends you have.\|'''[[Yuno Shoop]]''', ''The Internets'' [[Nightmare Fetishist\|(This is supposed to make you feel deprived.)]]}} {{quote\|When I told her, I could ''see'' her medication stop working.\|'''Charlie''', ''[[Two and A Half Men]]''}} {{quote\| Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl~~<br />~~ Than to be with another man~~<br />~~ You better keep your head, little girl~~<br />~~ Or I won't know where I am }} {{quote\|You better run for your life if you can, little girl~~<br />~~ Hide your head in the sand little girl~~<br />~~ Catch you with another man ~~<br />~~ That's the end'a little girl~~\|'''[[The Beatles]]''', "Run for your life"}}~~ \|'''[[The Beatles (band)\|The Beatles]]''', "Run for Your Life"}} {{quote\|Your attitude was the cause; you got me stressin' Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap I hear you callin' me to come back... \|'''[[Tupac Shakur]]''', "Do For Love"}} {{quote\|~~Your~~I'll ~~attitude~~step ~~was~~on ~~the~~you, ~~cause;~~tie you ~~got~~up, mebeat ~~stressin'<br~~you />up Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you ~~Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions<br />~~ But that's just how I express my love ~~Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy<br />~~ \|''[[Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan\|Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan]]''}} ~~Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe<br />~~ ~~Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap<br />~~ ~~I hear you callin' me to come back...\|'''[[Tupac Shakur]]''', "Do For Love"}}~~ {{quote\|''"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your ribs and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter!"''\|''[[Tsukihime]]'s'' '''Arcueid''', if Shiki rejects her.}} ~~{{quote\|I'll step on you, tie you up, beat you up<br />~~ ~~Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you<br />~~ ~~But that's just how I express my love\|''[[Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan (Light Novel)\|Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan]]''}}~~ {{quote\|"''Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man! '''I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!'''''"\|'''The Duke''', from ''[[Moulin Rouge]]''}} {{quote\|''"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your ribs and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter!"''\|''[[Tsukihime (Visual Novel)\|Tsukihime]]'s'' '''Arcueid''', if Shiki rejects her.}} {{quote\|I can't use what I can't abuse ~~{{quote\|"''Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man!'' '''''I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!'''''"\|'''The Duke''', from ''[[Moulin Rouge]]''}}~~ [[Obsession Song\|And I can't stop when it comes to you...]] You burned me out, but I'm back at your door Like Joan of Arc coming back for more I nearly died (3x) I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apart I came to shut you up I came to drag you down I came around to tear your little world apart And break your soul apart \|'''[[Garbage]]''', "Vow"}} {{quote\|'''[[Love Makes You Crazy\|Amy]]''': Say that you love me and maybe I won't kill you! ~~{{quote\|I can't use what I can't abuse<br />~~ '''[[Sonic Generations\|Classic Sonic]]''': NEVER, YOU BITCH! ~~[[Obsession Song\|And I can't stop when it comes to you...]]<br />~~ '''Amy''': You're gonna love me! ~~You burned me out, but I'm back at your door<br />~~ '''Classic Sonic''': Over my dead body! ~~Like Joan of Arc coming back for more<br />~~ '''Amy''': [[I Love the Dead\|I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY!]] ~~I nearly died (3x)<br />~~ \|[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMapleSyrupShow Gentendo Poop] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}o-FTYk0mjFc #22], The Paradox, Act 1}} ~~I came to cut you up<br />~~ ~~I came to knock you down<br />~~ ~~I came around to tear your little world apart<br />~~ ~~I came to shut you up<br />~~ ~~I came to drag you down<br />~~ ~~I came around to tear your little world apart<br />~~ ~~And break your soul apart\|'''[[Garbage]]''', "Vow"}}~~ {{quote\|'''~~[[Love Makes You Crazy\|~~Amy]]''': ~~Say~~You ~~that you love me and maybe I won~~can't ~~kill~~escape ~~you!<br~~my love, />Sonic. '''~~[[Sonic Generations (Video Game)\|~~Classic Sonic]]''': ~~NEVER,~~Is that love ~~YOU~~gonna ~~BITCH!<br~~kill />me? '''Amy''': ~~You're~~[[Lampshade ~~gonna~~Hanging\|Probably, but I'll ~~love~~still ~~me!<br~~enjoy />it.]] \|Gentendo Poop #22 (again)}} ~~'''Classic Sonic''': Over my dead body!<br />~~ ~~'''Amy''': [[I Love the Dead\|I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY!]]\|[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMapleSyrupShow Gentendo Poop][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-FTYk0mjFc #22], The Paradox, Act 1}}~~ {{quote\|'''TELL ME I'M PRETTY!'''\|{{spoiler\|'''Trixie Tang'''}}, [[The Fairly OddParents]], Just The Two Of Us}} ~~{{quote\|'''Amy''': You can't escape my love, Sonic.<br />~~ ~~'''Classic Sonic''': Is that love gonna kill me?<br />~~ ~~'''Amy''': [[Lampshade Hanging\|Probably, but I'll still enjoy it.]]\|Gentendo Poop #22 (again)}}~~ {{quote\|"I want to mix our blood ~~{{quote\|'''TELL ME I'M PRETTY!'''\|{{spoiler\|'''Trixie Tang'''}}, [[The Fairly Odd Parents]], Just The Two Of Us}}~~ And put it in the ground So you can never leave I want to earn your trust Your faith, your heart You'll never be deceived" \|'''[[Emilie Autumn]]''', "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}D-C-Eq_cAlI&feature=fvst Liar]" }} {{quote\|"Baby, I ~~want to mix~~love ~~our~~you ~~blood<br~~''so />much'' Don't make me kill you" ~~And put it in the ground<br />~~ \|'''[[Kesha]]''', "Hunt You Down"}} ~~So you can never leave<br />~~ ~~I want to earn your trust<br />~~ ~~Your faith, your heart<br />~~ ~~You'll never be deceived\|'''[[Emilie Autumn (Music)\|Emilie Autumn]]''', "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-C-Eq_cAlI&feature=fvst Liar]" }}~~ {{quote\|"I wish someone was infatuated enough with ME to kill their rivals. That charms my panties right off!"\|'''Pamu''', ''Crush Crush''}} ---- Too soon? Oh, how sweet of you! I've got more. Here, take [[Yandere\|the main trope]] I wrote for you. Wait, you're reading another trope? Dump that trope you're reading this instant... or I '''will''' '''''delete''''' you along with it. {{reflist}} ~~[[Category:Yandere]]~~ [[Category:Quotes]] [[Category:{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]