Yandere/Quotes

Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way.

—Cracked.Com, The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Books

And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature.

—Cracked.com on the warbler, The 6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds

Remember I will always love you,

As I claw your fucking throat away.

It will end no other way.

—"Pushit", Tool

Up late night like she on patrol

Checkin' everything like I'm on parole

I told her there's some things she don't need to know

She never let it go

Okay, okay... OKAY, okay!

You need to stop it now...

... You're like the girl from Misery.

She said she ain't take it to this degree.

Well, let's agree to disagree.

—"RoboCop", Kanye West

"If you would sit

Oh so close to me

That would be nice

Like it's supposed to be

If you don't, I'll slit your throat

So won't u please b nice?"

—"Won't U Please B Nice", Nellie McKay

...And yes, it's true,

I don't have as many friends as you,

But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!

And if you say no, you're toast...

—Ashley, Wario Ware: Touched!

Sometimes, Adorjan falls in love. Her hate is safer.

—Manual of Exalted Power: Infernals

"Nobody's gonna take you away from me. Not even me, see? I'll kill me before that happens."

—Joel Robinson, Mystery Science Theater 3000

We were supposed to make her fall in love with you, not become psychologically obsessed with you!

—TJ, Smart Guy

Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!

—Alex Forrest, Fatal Attraction

Careful, what you do / 'Cause god is watching your every move...

—Misa Amane, Death Note

You'd actually be attractive if you didn't have crazy eyes.

—Dilbert

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,

I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

—Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two), Harry Dacre

"Lute, do you know what would happen to you if you ever step out on me?"

"Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?"

"No... YOU would."

—Hagar the Horrible

"STOP IT!"

—Alma Wade, to Michael Beckett, when he fights her off while she tries to violate him.

The judge said, "this man's a danger to humanity,

We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!"

Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail,

But I'd rather die than see you with another man!—Bad Company, "Burnin' Sky"

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,

Nor hell a fury like a Woman Scorned."

—The Mourning Bride, William Congreve

I was the whining stranger

A fool in love

With time to kill

—Steely Dan, "My Rival"

Hellfire

Dark fire

Now gypsy, it's your turn

Choose me or

Your pyre

Be mine or you will burn!

—Frollo, "Hellfire" (from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Anyone who gets between me and Yukki can just die!

—Yuno, Mirai Nikki

If you were here

I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear

And appeal to all your fears

If you were mine, if you were only mine

I'd bring you so much further down

And twist your mind until the end of time

You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind

—Sirenia, "My Mind's Eye"

You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what litte friends you have.

—Yuno Shoop, The Internets (This is supposed to make you feel deprived.)

When I told her, I could see her medication stop working.

—Charlie, Two and A Half Men

Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl

Than to be with another man

You better keep your head, little girl

Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl

Hide your head in the sand little girl

Catch you with another man

That's the end'a little girl

—The Beatles, "Run for your life"

Your attitude was the cause; you got me stressin'

Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions

Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy

Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe

Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap

I hear you callin' me to come back...

—Tupac Shakur, "Do For Love"

I'll step on you, tie you up, beat you up

Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you

But that's just how I express my love

—Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your ribs and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter!"

—Tsukihime's Arcueid, if Shiki rejects her.

"Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man! I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!"

—The Duke, from Moulin Rouge

I can't use what I can't abuse

And I can't stop when it comes to you...

You burned me out, but I'm back at your door

Like Joan of Arc coming back for more

I nearly died (3x)

I came to cut you up

I came to knock you down

I came around to tear your little world apart

I came to shut you up

I came to drag you down

I came around to tear your little world apart

And break your soul apart

—Garbage, "Vow"

Amy: Say that you love me and maybe I won't kill you!

Classic Sonic: NEVER, YOU BITCH!

Amy: You're gonna love me!

Classic Sonic: Over my dead body!

Amy: I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY!

Amy: You can't escape my love, Sonic.

Classic Sonic: Is that love gonna kill me?

Amy: Probably, but I'll still enjoy it.

—Gentendo Poop #22 (again)

TELL ME I'M PRETTY!

—Trixie Tang, The Fairly Odd Parents, Just The Two Of Us

I want to mix our blood

And put it in the ground

So you can never leave

I want to earn your trust

Your faith, your heart

You'll never be deceived

Too soon? Oh, how sweet of you! I've got more. Here, take the main trope I wrote for you. Wait, you're reading another trope? Dump that trope you're reading this instant... or I will delete you along with it.