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Line 1: {{trope}} {{quote\|''"Who makes all these?"''~~<br />~~ ''"I do! clang! And I practice with them clang! three hours a day clang!!"''~~<br />~~ ''"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."''\|''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''}} {{quote\|'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?~~<br />~~ '''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?~~<br />~~ '''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.~~<br />~~ '''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.~~<br />~~ '''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.\|''[[~~Red Dwarf (TV)\|~~Red Dwarf]]'' }} {{quote\|"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid."\|Many, ''[[Running Gag\|many]]'' people, ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: ~~the~~The Abridged Series]]'' }} {{quote\|"Ninety-nine percent of the trouble in the world is caused by unmarried men."\|'''Schulz''', ''[[Hogan's Heroes\|Duel of Honor]]''}} {{quote\|"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."\|'''Rhett Butler''', ''[[Gone ~~With~~with the Wind]]''}} {{quote\|"You don't have any place to channel all that adolescent frustration boiling inside you. Isn't that what's really fueling all this impulsive behaviour? Snap out of it. Go find yourself a good-looking guy and let him walk you home from school. Heck, go see a movie with him on Sunday or something."\|'''Kyon''', ''[[~~Haruhi Suzumiya (Light Novel)\|~~Haruhi Suzumiya]]''}} {{quote\|"I didn't come here to fight you... but if it's some, er, one-on-one you're looking for, then I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."\|'''Maeda Keiji''', ''[[Sengoku Basara]]'' }} Line 22: {{quote\|"Still, a man like you and it's been ''four years''. I have immense personal respect for you, wizard, but that's just....sad."\|'''Lara Raith''', ''[[The Dresden Files\|White Night]]''}} {{quote\|'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!~~<br />~~ '''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[Deadpan Snarker\|He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[Deadpan Snarker\|your]]'' [[Double Entendre\|sticking place.]]<br /> '''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''<br /> '''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.\|''[[Sassy Gay Friend]]: [[Macbeth]]''}} {{quote\|'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!~~<br />~~ '''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!\|[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]}} Line 33: {{reflist}} [[Category:You Need Toto Get Laid]] [[Category:Quotes]]