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== Episode 1 ==
* Episode 1: [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money]]!
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'''Yugi''': Wait, who is this? }}
** And also:
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'''Kaiba''': So that it could never be used against me.
'''Yugi''': In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world?!
'''Kaiba''': Shut up and duel me! }}
** This one always gets me:
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'''Yugi's Grandpa''': No.
'''Kaiba''': ''(in a bland, monotone voice)'' Curses. Foiled again. }}
** What? No mention of this bit of gold?
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'''Joey''': Hey, Tea, not for nothing, but ain't this permanent marker?
'''Tea''': Oh...whoops...
'''Joey''': What the heck were you carrying that thing around for anyway?
'''Tea''': I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.
'''Tristan''': Hey, my wallets missing!
'''Tea''': Kaibatookit! }}
** This troper thought this was the best line of the whole episode, due to a bit of [[Take That]] to the original episodes:
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** "Kaiba, if you truly want to know, then '''TALK TO THE HAND!!!'''" (''mind crush'')
== Episode 2 ==
* Episode 2: "You bastard ! You turned him into a mime!"
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'''Pegasus''': (on videotape) Seven daaaays.<br />
'''Grandpa''': Oh snap, I knew it! }}
** Yugi looking through Joey's cards, realizing that they're much stronger than his, so he decides to steal them and says to Joey he will 'improve it. Made even funnier when he dueled Pegasus.
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** Rex and Weevil's [[Beavis and Butthead]]-esque exchanges:
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** "Let's see how your Grandpa manages... ''without his '''soul!'''''" To a non-[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] fan, that's so out of nowhere, and the delivery is perfect.
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'''Joey:''' Hey Yug, down in front!
'''Tristan:''' Yeah, we were watching that! }}
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* Episode 4: When Tristan was freaking out about evil rings and hobbits, Tea points out why any of those things would be on the island. Cue shot of Bakura's Millennium ring and little "hobbit" Yugi.
** The [[Kill Bill]] montage, when Joey asks Yugi if he forgave him for stealing a part of his puzzle.
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** "Now quiver in fear, as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon."
** "What are you, a virgin or something?"
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== Episode 5 ==
* Episode 5: The "ad" at the beginning.
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'''Yugi:''' [[Viewers are Morons|It lets the kids know that they're tasty!]]<br />
'''Yami:''' Yes, but "Yugilicious"? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi, or something?<br />
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== Episode 6 ==
* Episode 6: Mokuba, (Seto's kid brother) has just stolen Yami/Yugi's star chips.
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'''Yami''': No! Wait! Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing! Think! What would your brother say if he could see you right now?
'''Seto''' (''in Mokuba's imagination''): Well done, Mokuba! Now steal something from Joey, too!
'''Yami''': Okay, but what would he say if he ''wasn't'' a complete douchebag? }}
** Can't forget this one.
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'''Mako''': Um, I didn't want you to leave. And I wasn't sure how else to get your attention.
'''Yugi''': Just ask! Just say "Hey Yugi, could you stay a little longer?" Don't lob a freaking harpoon at me! Seriously. That's like the rudest <s>thing ever</s> [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|Fing Evah!]] }}
** And this.
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'''Kaiba''': (''jumps out window'') I'm too rich to die!<br />
'''Henchman''': (''looks out window'') [[No One Could Survive That|There's no way he could have survived that fall]].<br />
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'''Henchman''': (''answering back'') At least we're not dead. Like you. }}
** Um... Really now?
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'''Kemo:''' Yes, but my hair gives me the power to defy gravity! }}
** And don't forget:
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'''Mako''': I am not a freaky fish guy!
'''Yugi, Joey, and Tristan''': (''sing-song'') Mako's a freaky fish guy! }}
** In a flashback, Mokuba is talking to Seto:
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'''Seto:''' They wrote my character out of the show. }}
*** And shortly afterwards:
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'''Mokuba:''' Who the heck is Bakura?
'''Seto:''' Precisely. }}
*** Then right after that:
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'''Mokuba:''' But, Seto! What if an evil group tries to take over while you're missing?
'''Seto:''' Oh, come on, Mokuba. What are the odds of that happening?
(''cut to scene of Pegasus'')
'''Pegasus:''' So, let me get this straight, gentlemen. Now that Kaiba boy has gone missing, your evil group wishes to seize control of his company?
'''Group of men:''' That is correct.
'''Mokuba:''' I f**king knew it! }}
== Episode 7 ==
* Episode 7's opening had this troper rolling for a good five minutes.:
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'''Yami''': Wait a minute, did any of that stuff actually happen? }}
** Before that:
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'''Yugi''': No [[Sound Effect Bleep|BEEP]]ing way. <br />
'''Téa''': Okay, I lied about that one. }}
** From the same episode:
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'''Tristan''': I do!
'''Yami''': Anyone ''besides'' Tristan?
(''pause'')
'''Tristan''': I do! }}
** At the end:
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** What about:
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** Or
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** Just Kaiba: The Kaiba Cave, his 1337 h4xxorz 5kI11z, the Blue Screen of Death...
== Episode 8 ==
* Episode 8: The gang and ([[Most Definitely Not a Villain|secretly evil]]) Bakura are each showing their favorite card.
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(Holds up card of [[Final Fantasy VII|Sephiroth]] while [[Ominous Latin Chanting]] plays in the background.)<br />
'''Bakura''': Oops, wrong one! }}
** Also from Episode 8:
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'''Yugi''': This came completely out of nowhere!
'''Bakura''': (''traps the others in cards'') That's what you get for hogging all of my screen time, you little '''bitch'''. }}
** And lest we forget...
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'''Tristan's Voice''': You're not the boss of me! *smack* Ouch!
'''Joey''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Oh no, he's dead.]] }}
** Tristan has run off on Joey's duel, but returns:
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'''Joey:''' Hey Tristan! I don't care! }}
== Episode 9 ==
* Episode 9:
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'''Evil!Bakura''': By the gods, that's exactly what I want to look like! }}
** Later on ...
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** The Zorc and Pals opening. "Who's that crazy kook destroying the world? It's Zorc - that's me! - Zorc and Pals." And the ending: "The blood of the innocent will flow without end, his name is Zorc and he's destroying the world." ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK7Qcab9454&playnext=1&list=PL78B110A9B3DE945A Just see for yourself!]
** The entire "Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh!" opening sequence, complete with terrible subtitles.
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== Episode 10 ==
* Episode 10, where it cuts to a parody of the ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' opening sequence complete with [[Gag Sub|Gag Subs]] for the theme song:
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** [[Dungeons and Dragons|"I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!"]]
** Don't forget what Joey said about the episode:
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''Cue Yu-Gi-Oh GX opening with DMX's "X Gonna Give It To Ya".''
'''Joey:''' Honestly, who would want to watch a bunch of rap artists playing card games?
'''Tristan:''' Hey, I like that show.
'''Joey:''' Touch me again, Tristan, and you're going home in a body bag. }}
** And then there's this quote...
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** This troper would like to add the [[Shaft]] references to the list.
** Let's not forget that Episode 10 is [[The One With...]] [[New Rules as the Plot Demands]].
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'''Bakura:''' This card game is a load of bollocks! }}
** At the end:
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'''Yami:''' Only if you beg me. C'mon, get on your knees.
'''Mai:''' You're kidding, right?
'''Yami:''' Did I stutter or something? Bark like a dog, woman! }}
== Episode 11 ==
* Episode 11: When Bakura is introduced as a new student from Britain, a generic student shouts, "Go back to [[Artistic License Geography|Russia]]!"
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** When Yugi notes that Bakura's Millennium Ring has begun pointing:
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'''Yugi:''' I wonder why it's pointing towards Pegasus' castle...<br />
'''Bakura:''' Bugger if I know.<br />
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'''Croquet:''' Oh, not again... }}
** And at the end of the episode:
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** The one, the only:
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** After Kaiba defeats Joey:
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** In Bakura's Flashback:
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'''Yami''': This Millennium Puzzle is simply ''FABULOUS''! }}
** At the end of each installment, LK parodies Adult Swim's black screen and bold white text between commercial breaks, and lampshades the similarity.
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== Episode 12 ==
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** *POP* "Holy [[Symbol Swearing|$^&%]] it really does!"
** Also, "I think Bakura's scarred for life again."
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** [[Michael Jackson|Thriller]]. That is all.
** "Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand."
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== Episode 13 ==
* Episode 13: This dialogue:
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'''Joey''': Don't ask me, I ain't got a clue.
'''Yugi''': This is like something out of [[Dr. Seuss]].
'''Tea''': I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose.
'''Bakura''': Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey.
'''Tristan''': Shut the hell up, you stupid limey! }}
** This gem of a [[Double Entendre]] conversation after Yugi's Beaver Warrior is destroyed:
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'''Yugi''': You're right Joey. My beaver was on full display. Next time I'll take better care of my beaver.
'''Tea''': I didn't know Yugi had a beaver. }}
** How could we forget this?
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** And also:
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'''Kaiba''': You sick bastard! That makes him even more worthless than Kuriboh. Please, I'll do anything. Just don't release that card into the general public. }}
** We can't forget the Paradox Brothers' famous spinning martial arts entrance... to the tune of ''[[Village People|YMCA]]''.
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** And this [[Curse Cut Short]]:
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'''Dox''': It's just a card game! Who gives a fu- }}
** Honestly, no mention of this yet?
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'''Dox''': In fact we do it all the time.
'''Para''': You may think it's rather crass.
'''Dox''': But you can stick your cards right up your [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|nose]].<br />
'''Para''': You were supposed to say 'ass', brother. I thought we ''rehearsed'' this. }}
** The Mystic Box scene:
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'''Para''': You have tricked us with your magic box!<br />
'''Dox''': We invite you to suck on our c-<br />
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'''Tristan''': Stop being so British! }}
** Para and Dox summon their Gate Guardian:
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'''Dox:''' [[Going Commando|I'm not wearing any underpants.]]<br />
'''Para:''' Is that true brother, or are you just rhyming?<br />
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== Episode 14 ==
* Episode 14 has at least three:
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'''Kaiba''': [[Berserk Button|...what did you just say?]]<br />
'''Yami''': Sorry, did I touch a nerve? Why don't you run home and cry to mummy? Oh, that's right! You don't have one!<br />
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'''Kaiba''': ''That's it, Muto, you're [[Sound Effect Bleep|(bleep)]]ing dead!'' }}
** And when Yami uses a card to create an army of Kuribohs:
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** Additionally:
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'''Yami''': It's called [[Combat Pragmatist|cheating]]. Deal with it! }}
** When Kaiba threatens to kill himself:
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'''Joey:''' Yugi's going to kill Kaiba. This is awesome! }}
** And of course:
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** And:
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'''Grandpa''': Yugi... kill that son of a bitch! }}
** After Kaiba used Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon:
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'''Joey''': [[Kingdom Hearts|Get up on the hydra's back]], Yug! }}
** "I'm here for my ballet classes. I should warn you, I look damn good in a tutu!" [http://slifertheskydragon.deviantart.com/art/Yugioh-TAS-the-Musical-79527486 What has been thought can't be unthought.]
** After Tea's flashback -
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'''Yugi''': I'm pretty sure I don't remember that. Hey, Tea, do you still have that waitress uniform-?<br />
'''Tristan''': Hey! Stop developing your characters, we've got card games to play! }}
** I dunno, but the kidnapping montage was pretty funny.
* The following:
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'''Kaiba:''' (''about to jump off a castle battlement'') Card games are [[Serious Business]]! }}
== Episode 15 ==
* Episode 15:
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'''Bandit Keith:''' Hey! you can't use that word! It belongs to America! Only Americans are allowed to-
'''Kaiba:''' Shut the f-[[Sound Effect Bleep|*beep*]]-k up!<br />
'''Bandit Keith:''' * ''Quietly''* .......{{smallcaps|In America!}} }}
** Poor Mai.
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** It's been almost 5 years, and yet this troper still cracks up at the [[Star Wars]] opening with "Card Games" replacing the title.
*** And while on the Star Wars subject, Mai channeling Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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'''Kemo''': Attention duelists! You are not duelists! May I please see your identification?
'''Tea''': Me love you long time?
'''Mai''': You don't need to see their identification.
'''Kemo''': I don't need to see your identification.
'''Mai''': These are not the [[I Have Boobs - You Must Obey!|breasts]] you're looking for.<br />
'''Kemo''': These are not the breasts I'm looking for.<br />
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* Episode 16: Pegasus and his hooded cultists chanting "Hooked on a Feeling".
** Bandit Keith jumping on the "Fanservice!" wagon.
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** He's single, ladies!
** (Arrow points to Bakura staring blankly whilst Tea and Tristan talk): Bored out of his mind.
** Tristan finds a rope:
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'''Bakura:''' That never happened in the Goonies!
'''Tristan:''' Well it should have! }}
** The line "This room is for main characters only!" always gets this troper cracking up.
** This exchange:
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'''Grandpa:''' Of course I'm not okay! You put me in a home!
'''Yugi:''' What? No I didn't.
'''Grandpa:''' Yes you did! You couldn't stand the sight of me anymore, so you had me sent away! I swear, kids these days! They have no respect for their elders!
'''Yugi:''' Grandpa, you're not in a home. You've been kidnapped.
'''Grandpa:''' What?
'''Yugi:''' Pegasus put your soul into a card, and now he's forcing me to duel him in a tournament to rescue you.
'''Grandpa:''' What?
'''Yugi:''' Grandpa, is your hearing aid switched on?
'''Grandpa:''' What? Just a second, I think my hearing aid isn't switched on.
'''Yugi:''' Urg! (''punches ground'') And now my hand is broken. }}
** The last scene:
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== Episode 17 ==
* Episode 17:
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'''Bandit Keith:''' I pledge allegiance to your death!
'''Bandit Keith:''' (''falling off cliff'') AHHHHHHHHHHHH.........in America! (''splash'') }}
** Yugi and Joey's duel is brilliant:
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'''Ýami:''' Like hell!
'''Joey:''' Nyeh?
'''Ýami:''' Face it Joey, you're a terrible duelist! You've only gotten this far because I've been telling you what to do! I mean, you've got Baby Dragon in your deck! Baby-freaking-Dragon! I bet you don't even remember why you entered this tournament in the first place!
'''Joey:''' Sure I do! Because uh... you told me... to?
'''Yami:''' It was your sister, you silly little man! She needs an operation!
'''Joey:''' Why, is she sick?
'''Yami:''' No, but you will be. Mind Crush! }}
== Episode 18 ==
* Episode 18:
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'''Pegasus''': No! There are so many of them! I can't tell which one is the original!<br />
'''Yami''': Which means you'll never be able to watch the abridged series ever again!<br />
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'''Pegasus''': [[Big No|Oh, NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] }}
** There's also...
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'''Yugi:''' You can't fix all your problems by Mind Crushing people!
'''Yami:''' Oh, come on, just one little Mind Crush, it'll barely hurt him.
'''Yugi:''' No! Bad Pharaoh! No Mind Crush! }}
** "It's like HP Lovecraft, only gay!"
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* '''Guard''': (clanking sound is heard) "Did I hear something just now? [[It's Probably Nothing|Nah, must have been the wind]]." (clanking sound gets louder) "Yeah, that's definitely the sound that wind makes."
== Episode 19 ==
* Episode 19:
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'''Tristan:''' He died as he lived: draped in the arms of another man. }}
** And in the flashback:
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** And later in the episode...
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** When Bakura defeats Pegasus... with '''ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS'''!
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** Any moment with Shadi, especially when he's in Yugi's head...
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'''Shadi''': No. Why?
'''Yami''': No reason.
(''cue [[David Bowie]] as Shadi stumbles through the maze'') }}
** "Screw my sister, I have money!"
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== Episode 20 ==
* Episode 20:
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'''Yugi''': Who the hell is Solomon Muto?
'''Tea''': Yugi, that's your grandpa.
'''Yugi''': He has a '''NAME'''?! }}
** Grandpa's "wisdom".
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'''Grandpa''': Where am I? What day is it? I like pudding. }}
** Grandpa explaining how he and Arthur became friends:
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'''Arthur:''' I believe that the Ancient Egyptians used to play Yu-Gi-Oh cards in their spare time.
'''Grandpa:''' Nonsense! Next you'll be telling me that the Romans played Pokémon!
'''Arthur:''' But it's true! See how this card barely resembles these hieroglyphs!
'''Grandpa:''' My god, you're right! This could be the archaeological discovery of a lifetime... somehow. }}
** And later:
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'''Grandpa:''' That's the sickest thing I've ever heard of. Let's do it! }}
** Rebecca's evil teddy bear. Especially the lines "Your mother plays card games in hell!" and "Touch me and DIE, unclean one!"
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== Episode 21 ==
* Episode 21:
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'''The Witty Phantom''': It gives the fangirls a chance to see you in chains. }}
** "Hey, this fairy is really annoying! Let's kill it!"
** The group's reaction to Princess Edena, a gender flipped version of Mokuba:
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'''Joey''': [[Sick and Wrong|This is just wrong]].<br />
'''Mokuba''': I've never been more traumatized in my entire life. Why would my brother create something so twisted?<br />
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'''Yugi''': Why weren't you censored anyway? Guns are bad but cross-dressing princesses are A-OK? }}
** Also, as they're going into the virtual world:
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'''Tristan''': Ixnay on the arlingday... }}
== Episode 22 ==
* Episode 22: Joey tries to tell Tristan about the birds and the bees.
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* [[Shaped Like Itself|"They say he's the sexiest thing since sex." "Eh, sex isn't that sexy."]]
** Yes yes work it baby! Grandpa likes it like that! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
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** "How dare you expect Joey to uphold his end of the bargain!"
* Yami vs. Duke Devlin.
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'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.
'''Duke''': Then we use those dice to summon holographic monsters to the field.
'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.
'''Duke''': Both opponents are given three Heart Points, and when they run out, the game is-
'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.
'''Duke''': Hey, stop it! My game is nothing like Duel Monsters!
'''Yami''': Prove it then!
''(Pause)''
'''Duke''': My game uses dice.
'''Tristan''': Burn the witch! }}
** Then later, as the battle is underway:
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'''Yami''': That's probably because he ''had''! Your game is exactly like Duel Monsters! }}
** The following conversation between Yami and Duke:
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'''Yami''': Big deal, he'll be dead by the end of the month. }}
** This scene always has been laughing my ass off:
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'''Yugi''': Only if you stop using that annoying theme music.
'''Duke (Sexy Back still playing)''': What theme music? }}
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*** "OH MY GOD, ANOTHER GIANT ROCK!"
** From the same episode:
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'''Ishizu''': Yes.
'''Kaiba''': [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Best. Destiny. Ever.]] }}
*** "These are ancient Egyptian spoiler tags!"
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'''Kaiba''': Shut up Mokuba, I'm busy flagging YouTube videos to compensate for the fact that I have a extremely small penis. <br />
'''Mokuba''': Oh... I like Patrick. }}
** The camera is swivelling around whilst Ishizu and Kaiba are talking:
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== Episode 25 ==
* Episode 25: Yami's [[Cluster F-Bomb]]. To wit:
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'''Yami''': Huh? '''''YUGI, YOU LITTLE (BEEP)! YOU SON OF A F(BEEP)ING (BEEP) (BEEP BEEP BEEP)! I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR (BEEP) AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP) AND THEN (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) ON YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) WITH (BEEPBEEPBEEP) IN THE (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) AND (BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) YOUR (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO (BEEP) SIDEWAYS! (BEEP)''''' (He finally notices Tea staring at him.) Hm? Hi there. }}
** Yami tries to explain to Johnny Steps why he shouldn't go on a date with Tea: "Trust me, Johnny, you don't want that! She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!"
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** "Brainwashing people is fun!"
** '''Tea''': "This is a dream come true! I can't believe I'm on a date with the Pharaoh. I've got the play it cool. That means no friendship speeches. No matter how tempting it is I mustn't do a friendship speech. I mustn't!"
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'''Tea''': "Friendship is the best thing ever! Don't you agree?" *inwardly* "Dammit!"
'''Yami''': "Sure, why not." }}
** Téa is being attacked by Johnny Steps:
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'''Bystander 2:''' Let's just stand here and watch! }}
* This song, set to the "Something There" song from [[Disney Animated Canon|Disney's]] ''[[Beauty and the Beast]]''.
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''This date is lame,''
''It's such a bore''
''I'd rather be home playing card games more and more!''
''If you ask me,''
''Téa's a whore''
''But thats nothing new, she was like that before"'' }}
== Episode 26 ==
* The flashback in Episode 26:
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** He says the exact same thing as an adult in the next flashback.
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'''Ishizu:''' Indeed I am. }}
* '''Kaiba''': *leaning out the helicopter and holding a finger in the air* Don't forget to register and pick up your duel disks, because in exactly one week from to-" *propeller chops off his finger* "DAAAAUUUGH! My finger! It came clean off!
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== Episode 27 ==
* Joey getting [[Rickroll]]'d in episode 27. That is all.
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'''Shopkeeper''': Let's see...
'''[[Rick Astley]]''': ''Never gonna give you up/Never gonna let you down...
'''Joey''': That bastard Kaiba [[Rickroll|Rickrolled]] me! }}
** In the same episode there's also the [[Item Get]] parody where Joey "nyehs" the "treasure chest opening" musical cue from the Zelda games, then the "item discovered" sound cue is heard as he holds the Duel Disk over his head. "Looks like Joey found a Duel Disk!"
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== Episode 28 ==
* Episode 28:
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** And later...
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* Does Mako Tsunami have to choke a bitch?
== Episode 29 ==
* Episode 29:
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== Episode 30 ==
* Episode 30: Yugi and Marik recite the entire opening cutscene from ''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night]]''.
** When Yami and Arkana are preparing for their duel:
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'''Yami''': Oh yeah, here's another saying: "Go F yourself, Arkana". }}
** "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with gay clown!"
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== Episode 31 ==
* Two Moments in episode 31...
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** And...
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** A third moment:
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== Episode 32 ==
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* Episode 33:
** Marik meeting Bakura for the first time:
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'''Florence''': I don't care.
'''Marik''': [[I Take Offense to That Last One|Well that was kinda insensitive]]! No wonder you're so lonely! }}
*** Later:
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* And another in Harpoonshipping.
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'''Joey:''' Mako!
'''Mako''' What? That could have been anybody's harpoon! }}
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* Episode 34- "Man, look at the size of that nose! It's like the animators just didn't care!"
** The two Lunar Steves are spying on Kaiba and Yugi:
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'''Lumis:''' Yeah man! I'm doing it with both hands! }}
* This one:
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'''Steves:''' Surprise!
'''Mokuba:''' Oh, me and my big adorable mouth! }}
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** "--YUGI! If you don't let me win this duel, I'll kill myself!!" (deadpan) "Oh no, that would be terrible, whatever would we do without you."
* The [[Clip Show]]:
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'''Tea''': I have prepared a friendship speech for such an occasion!
'''Yugi''': NevermindI'mallbetternow. }}
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* Episode 36 - Joey and Yugi singing one of the lame songs from Music To Duel By at the end.
** Don't forget the beginning, where Kaiba and Yugi and riding in a helicopter to rescue Joey:
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** Also the "friendship" drinking game and little counter in the corner.
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** "And as Yugi filled his pants with urine..."
** Tristan's [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[Pulp Fiction]]''.
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== Episode 37 ==
* Episode 37 is dedicated to <s> Yami Bakura</s> Florence. From the opening segment of ''Zorc & Pals'' to the end, it was hilarious. But the clincher was at the end (Florence had summoned Pyramid Head and Zombie Boy had summoned Nemesis. The two monsters didn't exactly "duel".
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** Marik visiting a sleeping <s>Yami Bakura</s> Florence:
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<s>Yami Bakura</s> '''Florence''': Oh, great...now the fangirls have started invading my dreams, too...
'''Marik''': What?! It's me, you fool! Do I look like a '''''[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]'''''ing fangirl?!<br />
<s>Yami Bakura</s> '''Florence''': You ''really'' don't want me to answer that. }}
*** Their exchange later in that same scene:
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'''Marik''': HEY '''''[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]''''' YOU! This tan is 100% genuine! }}
** We cannot forget Yami Bakura's ''[[Dark Knight Trilogy|Dark Knight]]'' shoutout, can we?
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== Episode 38 ==
* The [[Running Gag]] of Episode 38.
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'''Everybody Else Except Tristan''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Riiiiiight.]]<br />
'''Tristan''': I don't believe you! }}
* And another couple from 38:
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*** After her breasts make a squeaky toy sound after landing on Joey.
{{quote|
'''Yami:''' Why is everybody in this guy's Deck a <nowiki>@#!*%</nowiki> ninja?
'''[[Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show|Naruto:]]''' [[Ironic Echo|Why is everyone on this show a @#!*% duelist?]] }}
== Episode 39 ==
* Episode 39 - This troper just can't get enough of Kaiba's two [[Those Wacky Nazis|German]] bodyguards Gruber and Hans
{{quote|
'''Gruber''': HEIL KAIBA!
'''Kaiba''': You guys might want to tone it down a notch.
'''Hans and Gruber''': Ja, mein Fuhrer! }}
** Marik asking Odion for advice on how to be bland and uninteresting:
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'''Odion:''' I don't know, normally I just stand here and say "Yes, Master Marik!"
'''Marik:''' By god, that is all you do! }}
** Yugi talking to Marik:
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'''Marik:''' Yes, but the smell tends to linger somewhat. }}
** "Hahahaha! Soon I shall destroy you all!"
** "Over-the-top anime reaction!"
** Ishizu showing up late had this troper in stitches for ''hours'':
{{quote|
'''Hans''': Then why couldn't you predict that you were going to be late!?
'''Ishizu''': [[Catch Phrase|Because shut up]]. }}
== Episode 40 ==
* Episode 40 has a few good ones (the nod to LK's AnimeNEXT cameo, Takahata101 guest starring a week after [[Dragon Ball Abridged]] finished the Saiyan Saga), but this troper cracked up at the Destiny Board message jab:
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'''Yami''': What did it say before?
'''Bakura''': DISNEY. }}
** Possibly one of the censors could count<ref> [[Fridge Logic|DISNEY is ''six'' letters]]</ref>
{{quote|
'''Bakura''': With this in play I can communicate with the dead.
'''Yami''': What are you going to do, ask the Naruto Abridged fanbase to come kick my butt?
''* [[Rimshot]]* ''
'''Yugi''': They had a fanbase?
'''Yami''': [[Shout-Out|Touché]]. }}
** Also the beginning:
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'''Joey:''' Nyeh? What stupid nyeh sound?
'''Bakura:''' The one you just made.
'''Joey:''' Nyeh? What are you talking about, nyeh?
'''Bakura:''' You're doing it ''right now''.
'''Joey:''' I don't get it. What noise? Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh... ''(over Bakura's next line)''
'''Bakura:''' ''The one that's coming out of your mouth at this very moment!''
'''Joey:''' But I can't hear anything. Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.... }}
** "IGNORE ME!"
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** Zach and Cody: "Make him disappear!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!". Also, "Oh, faithful trading cards! You're the only real friends I have. Except for you Berfomet, you're kind of an asshole. What's that, Dark Magician Girl? [[Cargo Ship|You wanna make out?]]" Finally, Pegasus asking Shadi why he took him to the Tomb of the Pharaoh if he knew it could break the fourth wall, and Shadi says "I am - how you say - kind of a dick."
** And the moment that doubles as a continuity nod: as Tristan and [[Memetic Mutation|Duke "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" Devlin]] are hanging off a blimp...
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'''Duke''': What the f*ck does that mean?!<br />
'''Tristan''': [Crying] I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S TRUE!!! }}
** This scene:
{{quote|
'''Pegasus''': What? Even [[Bob From Accounting|Chad from accounting?]]<br />
[Cut to man being thrown out of skyscraper window]<br />
'''Croquet''': ''[[Especially Zoidberg|Especially]]'' [[Especially Zoidberg|Chad from accounting.]] }}
** Duke and Tristan are still hanging off the blimp:
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'''Tristan's parents, who sound exactly the same as him:''' Hey, Tristan! }}
** Shadi rescues Duke and Tristan:
{{quote|
'''Duke:''' Is she a milf?
'''Tristan:''' She looks kinda like Piccolo.
'''Duke:''' Yah, that's a milf. }}
** "Dirty hands! Dirty dirty hands!"
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* The entirety of 42 was pure comedic gold.
** Kaiba's '+ 100 dead puppies', and '+ [[Dragon Ball|9001]] dead puppies' captions. As well as 'Egyptian Basketball'.
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** The [[Moment Killer]] into the [[Oh Crap]] when Odion gets hit by lightning.
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'''Marik''': She's not even your real mom, douche bag!
''(Odion gets hit by lightning. The Millennium Rod shatters. ''Brain Damage'' by [[Pink Floyd]] starts.)''
'''Pharaoh''': By the gods! The Millennium Rod is made of delicious cheese!
''(A vision of a young Marik is being taken away as present-day Marik looks on.)''
'''Young!Marik''': Help me! Odion!
'''Odion''': ''(slowly collapsing)'' Forgive me, master Marik. I tried. I tried--
''(Odion faceplants, and the music cuts off)''
'''Odion''': Ow, my face.
'''Marik''': ''(wide-eyed)'' Ohhhhhh '''''[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]'''''... }}
** And how could we overlook the new villain?:
{{quote|
'''Yami:''' Yeah, they got suspended. So what?
<s>Marik</s> '''Melvin:''' That. Was. ''Me!''
''(The rest of the cast gives shocked looks, except for Kaiba, who is smiling, with a caption reading {{smallcaps|+9001 Dead Puppies}}.)'' }}
** Marik screaming as he is dragged away for the tombkeeper initiation- while music from ''Beverly Hills Chihuahua'' plays.
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** "Oh my god! Who's Team Four Star?!"
** Veronica talking to Odion:
{{quote|
'''Hank:''' Hey Veronica! What do you think of burgundy for the sacrificial chamber?
'''Veronica:''' Sounds good, dear.
'''Hank:''' You don't even know what burgundy is, do you Veronica?! }}
== Episode 43 ==
* Episode 43:
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'''Kaiba:''' The only person who should be disqualified around here is [http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww188/kitty_fur/balcktristan.jpg?t{{=}}1257092493 whoever made Tristan black in this shot].
'''Tristan:''' Don't you be hatin' on mah blackface, playah! }}
** '''Tea''': I am so angry, I could walk away like a pimp!
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** "Oh no! I'm late for a children's card game! Somehow this prevents me from simply lowering the knife and stabbing him! Punctuality! My Achilles Heel!"
* The entire opening to episode 43.
{{quote|
'''Dr. Feelgood:''' He was struck by lightning. In the head. It's not looking good.
'''Tea:''' We have to help him!
'''Dr. Feelgood:''' Medical science is already doing everything it can...
'''Tea:''' Screw medical science, I'm talking about friendship!
'''Dr. Feelgood:''' I-I beg your pardon?
'''Tea:''' Friendship is the only cure for a lightning bolt to the face!
'''Yami:''' That's right! Joey was struck by lightning and now thanks to friendship, he's okay!
'''Joey:''' Yup! My brain am thinking good with stuff!
'''Dr. Feelgood:''' Look, friendship isn't going to cure this man.
'''Tea:''' Silence, non-believer! Go back to your leeches and your potions! The power of friendship and Tristan's beautiful singing voice will heal him!
'''Dr. Feelgood:''' You guys are morons. Have fun staring at a guy in a coma.
'''Tristan:''' (singing) Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be your friend... }}
** And then Kaiba's reaction to Mai getting a hold of <s>The Winged Dragon of Ra</s> Mega Ultra Chicken:
{{quote|
'''Melvin''': What?!
'''Kaiba''': Summonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonit
'''Mai''': And now, I'm going to summon it!
'''Kaiba''': Finally! Geez! }}
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* The scene in episode 44 with the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future]].
** Also, the CSI Miami Riff in the same episode:
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}0qAqAhKEk5M YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]''' }}
** Why don't we just say the entire scene where Kaiba kicks Ishizu's ass at a children's card game is both hilarious and possibly the abriged series' best [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]. Which makes it more hilarious because of how insane Kaiba goes.
{{quote|
'''Ishizu''': How can this be, why would you do this?
'''Kaiba''': BECAUSE A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE TOLD ME TO!
'''Ishizu''': ...
'''Kaiba''': What? It's just as ridiculous as the crap that comes out of you. }}
* Episode 44:
{{quote|
'''Joey''': Nyeh?
'''Ishizu''': Kaiba saying, "Screw the rules, I have money."
'''Kaiba''': Haven't said that in years.
'''Ishizu''': Or Tristan saying...pretty much anything...
'''Tristan''': God damn it, Nappa! }}
** From the same episode:
{{quote|
'''Yami''': That's Ishizu! She's the one who told me about my ancient past, even though I kind of already knew about it. She's a mysterious character shrouded in mystery, which is just another way of saying she's boring as all get out.
'''Duke''': I'd hit it.
'''Marik''': Ishizu! Help me!
'''Melvin''': Sorry Marik, but your sister's in another castle!
'''Marik''': (trapped in hourglass) [[Big No|No!]] [[Memetic Mutation|What is this I don't even-]] }}
* In episode 44 when Kaiba says "You were never in my tournament, Wheeler." To which Joey responds with a confused "Ah-bah-dah-nyeah?!"
** "Now do you understand why so many people love me even though I'm the biggest dick in this entire show? It's because I'm Seto-freaking-Kaiba. Accept no substitutes!"
**
{{quote|
'''Melvin''': Good luck with that, chucklenuts! I've been om-nom-nomming on his soul for a good ten years now, and I happen to like the taste. Mmmmm, that's good Marik soul. }}
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*** "Marik don't flaunt your yaoi in public!"
** Before they return home, and Marik is still gushing over his magazine image of a guy on a motorcycle:
{{quote|
'''Marik''': I'm riding an imaginary motorcycle; what the '''''[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]''''' does it look like I'm doing?! }}
** There's also this exchange:
{{quote|
'''Marik:''' HEY ISHIZU LOOK AT THAT THING OVER THERE I WONDER WHAT IT IS!? '''LOUDLY''' DO I WONDER ABOUT IT! }}
** Also had the running gag of how Odion, Marik, and Melvin all thought fluffing up a pillow on a bed was a great bluff. Ishizu plays the only sane man here and thinks they are being dumb, which makes it all the more amusing.
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** Florence is sharing his body with Marik's soul. Melvin's response to this is:
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** "Argh! The yellow-squiggly lines! They burn!"
** "Oh no! I mustn't have seen that in the dark! Even though I've lived my entire in the dark and should therefore have no trouble seeing in it!"
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** The Big 5 imitating [[Pokémon (anime)|Team Rocket]]
** Duke Devlin on waking up with Joey and Tristan in bed:
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** When they confront the Big 5.
{{quote|
** '''WHO THE FUCK IS FUNIMATION?!'''
== Episode 48 ==
* Episode 48: Flashback to Cockney Yugi.
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** The Kaiba bros. at the orphanage
{{quote|
'''Seto''': Correction, the orphanage where ''I'' grew up. You stayed relatively the same size. }}
** Gozaburo is a little confused over how chess works.
{{quote|
** Yami Yugi finishing Ganzly with [[Robot Unicorn Attack]], all set to the music from the Flash game.
{{quote|
*** Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[Memetic Mutation|it's a]] ''[[Memetic Mutation|double rainbow]]'' [[Memetic Mutation|all the way!]] [[Mundane Made Awesome|So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!
** Mokuba, about a deadpan-faced Kaiba..."And you look slightly happier than usual!"
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** The whole thing with Tristan and Duke. Especially the Axe bit.
** This bit near the end:
{{quote|
'''Yami:''' No. No, I don't love you.
'''Kuriboh:''' (sadly) Laaa. }}
** Gozaburo Kaiba. Especially, the orphanland bit and {{spoiler|sorry I tore off your ears}}
** And this:
{{quote|
'''Gozaburo:''' Best two out of three?
'''Kaiba:''' You lost!
'''Gozaburo:''' But I still have my horsey!
'''Kaiba:''' It's called a knight.
'''Gozaburo:''' Why is the knight a horse?
'''Kaiba:''' I'm your son now!
'''Gozaburo:''' Horses can't be knights! I mean, that's just silly! ...Chess is stupid! }}
** More from the orphanage:
{{quote|
'''Mokuba:''' Wow, what does that feel like?
'''Kaiba:''' It kinda tingles... }}
** "I feel like celebrating...INITIATE DISCO MODE!"
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* Yugi telling Yami Yugi that he's in pretty good shape. [[Not Helping Your Case|He plays card games all the time]].
* Episode 49: Anything with Hobson, the [[Gonk|Gonkish]] mentally challenged butler of the Kaiba family.
{{quote|
'''Hobson:''' HOBSON SORRY!<br />
'''Hobson:''' (whispering) HOBSON NOT REALLY SORRY!<br />
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'''Hobson:''' HOBSON DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO! }}
** After Crump... ''descriptively'' describes Tea:
{{quote|
'''Tea:''' Wait, how did you get all that information about me?
'''Crump:''' The penguins told me.
'''Tea:''' How the hell do the penguins know ''my bra size?!''
'''Crump:''' The penguins know ''everything!'' }}
** Tea's first encounter with one of Crump's penguin minions:
{{quote|
'''Penguin (squawking translated to [[Fun with Subtitles|subtitles]]):''' I will pluck out your eyeballs and feed them to my kin! }}
** How Crump manages to get Tea to duel him: {{spoiler|''Friendship suuuuuucks...''}}
*** [[Berserk Button|OH, IT IS ON IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO THAT OF]] ''[[Donkey Kong]]''!
** Yugi gets a lot of nice lines in this one:
{{quote|
'''Yugi:''' The door just bitch-slapped me!<br />
'''Yugi:''' (repeatedly, over and over again, [[Funny Background Event|even in the background]], despite all previous evidence to the contrary) [Téa]'s ''NEVER'' played Duel Monsters! }}
** And Crump's...passions.
{{quote|
'''Tea''': [[Squick|Eww!]]<br />
'''Crump''': Platonically...<br />
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'''Tea''': [[Brain Bleach|EWWW!!!]] }}
** Tristan and Serenity vs. a Mad Sword Beast.
{{quote|
'''Tristan''': What a majestic beast. I MUST DESTROY IT! ''(jumps off the tower)'' Here I come, Serenity! ''(lands roughly on its back)'' Oww, my [[Back to The Future|scroat]]! This is for killing [[The Land Before Time|Littlefoot]]'s mom, you jerk! <br />
'''Duke:''' ''(taking Serenity by the arm)'' Hey baby, mind if I take your top off real quick?<br />
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'''Caption''': {{smallcaps|Tristan Timothy Taylor. That's his name now.}} }}
** This exchange:
{{quote|
'''Tristan:''' Hm, I don't know, maybe they were all scared off by your CONSTANT BITCHING, DUKE. }}
** Kaiba telling Mokuba to steal Chibi-Kaiba's Blues eyes that Chibi-Mokuba made for him
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** Joey making [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Al]] and Frank angry by calling them by descriptions of them instead of names
** Crump's horrible attempts to seduce Yugi in [[Not Distracted by the Sexy|Tea's body.]]
{{quote|
** What would Tristan do in a situation like this?:
{{quote|
'''Duke:''' ([[Beat]]) Why? }}
** When Yugi says that Joey is 'the nicest guy he knows' and 'that he'd never hurt anyone,' we get a flashback to a picnic they had recently, and Joey is looking for his sandwich.
{{quote|
'''Joey''': *grabs Yami Yugi* Nyeh, give me back my sandwich, you bastard! *punches Yami Yugi in the face, flashback ends*
'''Yugi''': Mmmmost of the time. }}
** When Joey encounters Johnson as Mai Valentine:
{{quote|
'''Joey''': Mai Valentine, you sound like a man! That is completely normal for this series, but what the hell?!
'''Johnson!Mai''': I'm sorry, is it putting you off?
'''Joey''': No, I still find you very attractive. Ney!
''[Mai transforms into Johnson [[Transformers Generation 1|with sound effect]]]''<br />
'''Johnson''': It is I, Johnson. Third member of the Big Five and head of the 4Kids legal department.<br />
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** The theme music battle between Robot Nesbit and Duke, as well as Serenity's theme music being the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' intro music.
** Serenity's attempt at a [[Logic Bomb]]
{{quote|
'''Nesbitt:''' [[Take a Third Option|The rocket-powered fist!]] (Hits Serenity with the fist) }}
** Serenity first opening the door, under the belief that there's ponies behind it.
{{quote|
'''Serenity:''' ''(closes the door)'' That didn't sound like no pony.<br />
'''Door:''' You must have startled it. }}
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*** [[Overly Long Gag|I"M ALWAYS THE OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE!]]
** Mokuba: Big brother, I don't want to be on Tatooine. I don't want to be mistaken for a jawa.
{{quote|
*** Kaiba deciding not to shut down the lab... instead blowing it up.
{{quote|
'''Nesbitt:''' Mister Kaiba, I beg you to reconsider!
'''Kaiba:''' Kay.
''(shot of lab being blown to smithereens)''
'''Nesbitt:''' But you said you'd reconsider!
'''Kaiba:''' I did. I ''was'' going to have the building renovated after I shut it down.
'''Nesbitt:''' Then why did you-
'''Kaiba:''' ''[[Exact Words|I reconsidered.]]'' }}
** The [[Revenge of the Sith|Ending]]
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* Episode 52: "Grabbing a pipe--" Kaiba grabs a pipe and brandishes it like a sword. "--Come at me bro."
* Episode 52: Lector demonstrates Jinzo's ability to destroy internet memes.
{{quote|
'''Kaiba:''' Uhh, I dunno, card games on motorcycles?
'''Jack:''' CARD GAMES ON MOTOR--WHAT THE AAAAAAGH (gets blown up by Jinzo's laser beam eyes) }}
** Kaiba's 'Like a BOSS' montage, basically summing up his entire character in just a few seconds.
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*** Be an asshole! (like a boss.)
** This:
{{quote|
'''Possessed!Tristan''': ''(Leaps off building)'' I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU!
'''Kaiba''': ''(Jumps out of the way of Tristan)'' Hahahahaha, that's classic! }}
** Once again, everything involving Hobson:
{{quote|
[...]
'''Hobson''': HOBSON REGRET NOTHING!
[...]
'''Kaiba''': My first order of business: build the ultimate theme park! All I need is a name.
'''Hobson''': HOBSONLAND!.
'''Kaiba''': ...yeah, I'll think about it.
'''Hobson''': YAY! }}
** Kaiba mugging the dreamworks executives for money
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** Melvin's repeated attempts to guess the password to open a door
*** "A locked door?! '''Impossible'''!! Wait, no, it's totally possible. What am I talking about?"
{{quote|
'''Keypad''': Please enter access code.
'''Melvin''': ''Staaab...'' ''(He enters "STAB")''
'''Keypad''': Access denied.
'''Melvin''': ''Kiiill...'' ''(He enters "KILL")''
'''Keypad''': Access denied.
'''Melvin''': ''Mutilate-'' ''(Enteres "MUTI")'' Aww damnit! There's not enough spaces. Okay, umm... Paiiin... ''(He enters "PAIN")''
'''Keypad''': Access denied.
'''Melvin''': Why are these the only words I know?! }}
** '''Mokuba''': Seto! You're really here!
{{quote|
'''Mokuba''': Wait, that's not Seto! He's way too expressive!
'''Noah''': Hold on a sec.
'''Robokaiba''': {{smallcaps|Rebooting... }}
'''Noah''': Here we go.
'''Robokaiba''': {{smallcaps|[[Hello, Insert Name Here|Hello, insert name of sibling]].}}
'''Mokuba''': He remembers my name! }}
** Friendship Pile Driver! :D
** This little gem:
{{quote|
'''Gozaburo''' ''(Deep booming voice)'' I HAVE NO SON!''[[Beat]]'' ''(Lightheartedly)'' Oh wait, yes I do, I just adopted one. (Holds up photo of Kaiba) Isn't he adorable? Now get back to swabbing.
'''Noah''' But father...
'''Gozaburo''' SWABBING I SAY! }}
** [[Brick Joke|Yugi in a tutu]]. That is all.
** The stingers for the episode - first off being the synching of the Space Core to [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|Astral]]. Followed by Melvin still trying to crack the password for the door:
{{quote|
* When Kaiba falls into Noah's room from the sky he shouts "Dirt rich!" upon impact with the floor.
** These three gems, starting with:
{{quote|
'''Kaiba''': Can it with the ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' jokes, you tiny shorts wearing freak! }}
*** Followed by:
{{quote|
** And capped off with the end song being "Gitchie Gitchie Goo".
** It's also kinda funny that Seto instantly recognizes a P&F reference, yet was completely clueless about ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''.
{{quote|
'''Noah:''' No.
'''Seto:''' Damn it! }}
*** Speaking of SpongeBob, Joey randomly singing the exact same song.
** Seto tries to distinguish himself from Noah...and fails:
{{quote|
'''Seto''': You're nothing like me! You're a self-centered, heartless bastard!<br />
'''Noah''': [[Hypocritical Humor|Hello, Pot. My name is Kettle. You're black.]]<br />
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** Seto's reaction to the picture of [[Ho Yay|Yami]] [[Real Men Wear Pink|in a tutu]].
** This:
{{quote|
'''Joey:''' I hope you like sing alongs, Kaiba!
'''Kaiba:''' (running away) Runningrunningrunningrunningrunningrunning...
'''Joey:''' ...Kaiba?
'''Kaiba:''' (still running) Must... get... away... from dweebs... specifically Joey... Hate... so intense... Makes me faster... }}
== Episode 54 ==
* Yugi's explanation on how the evil Tristan isn't the real Tristan.
{{quote|
'''Yugi:''' It's Tristan! The evil version.
'''Joey:''' How can you tell?
'''Yugi:''' This one isn't drooling all over your sister.
'''Evil!Tristan:''' Yes, it's me, evil Tristan. And this time, I didn't come alone.
Gansley appears as an image over Tristan's body
'''Gansley:''' With all five of us controlling Tristan's body, there's no way we can lose.
Inside Tristan's head
'''Crump:''' Hey, Gansley. Dibs on the blond guy's sister.
'''Gansley:''' You can't just call dibs on someone's body.
'''Crump:''' Hmm. I'm afraid I just did.
Back outside
'''Crump!Tristan:''' I like redheads almost as much as I like penguins. *Smacks lips repeatedly*
'''Joey:''' ...Are we sure that's not the regular Tristan? }}
** The final fates of the Big Five is to be trapped in "the five darkest corners of the Internet".
{{quote|'''Gansley:''' (on Megaupload) Helloooo? Ish anybody there? Why ish this place sho empty?
'''Johnson:''' (on [[In Joke|The Dangerous Box]]) In all my years on the stand, I can honestly say I've never seen so much [[Malicious Slander|slander]].<br />
'''[[Naruto the Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show|Naruto]]:''' (on [[Chat Roulette]]) [[No Indoor Voice|ARE YOU A NAKED GIRL?]]<br />
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'''Lecter:''' (on [[Fanfiction.net]]) Oh Sweet Lawd of the [[Accent Adaptation|South]], [[Even Evil Has Standards|I don't know what's worse]]: the [[Grammar Nazi|grammar]], the [[IKEA Erotica|porn]], or all the [[Eagle Land|un-American]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Jap-an-i-ma-nay]]. Huh, I wonder [[What Happened to the Mouse?|what happened to Krump...]]|'''Krump:''' (on [[Image Board|4chan]] with numerous penguin pictures) [[Everything's Better with Penguins|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Sanity Slippage|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Madness Mantra|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Tethercat Principle|PENGUINS...]]}}
* Kaiba learning that Noah was run over... {{spoiler|by Serenity.}}
{{quote|
* Melvin finally succeeding in getting through the passkey-guarded door... Only to find another behind it. Doubly funny when you consider [[Marik Plays Bloodlines|Marik's luck with doors in his Let's Play.]]
* The planned division of the bodies among Team Four Kids:
{{quote|
'''Yugi''': Ugh, that freaky fish guy?
'''Gansley''': [[Brick Joke|I am not a freaky fish guy!]]<br />
'''Evil Tristan''': Joey's body will belong to Lector.<br />
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'''Evil Tristan''': Well, nobody really wants Crump's sloppy seconds. Not even Crump. }}
* Tea trying to persuade Kaiba into going good...[[I Have Boobs - You Must Obey!|with her boobs]].
{{quote|
'''Kaiba''': (''[[Adorkable|With adorably uncharacteristic awkwardness]]'') Umm...th-those are very nice...but I'm not interested. I'm going after Noah. On my own terms.<br />
'''Tea''': BUT DOES NOAH HAVE THESE!?<br />
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== Episode 55 ==
* Yami's reaction to Noah turning everyone to stone.
{{quote|
'''Duke:''' ''*Muffled version of Sexy Back plays while petrified*''
'''Yami:''' Huh.
'''Noah:''' Then, Serenity.
'''Serenity:''' Ahhhhhhhh!
'''Joey:''' No, Serenity! Great, now I gotta win another tournament to fix this.
'''Noah:''' Then, Joey.
'''Joey:''' Nyeeeeeh!
'''Yami:''' And nothing of value was lost.
'''Noah:''' Then, Tea.
'''Tea:''' Aaaaah! Pharaoh, I...love...you...
'''Yami:''' Wonder who that was.
'''Noah:''' And finally, the robot monkey.
'''Yami:''' No! Not the robot monkey! Oh, manly fainting noises. *faints* }}
* [[Thomas the Tank Engine|Thomas The Blue Eyes White Dragon Train.]]
* "Do-Da-La, Motherfucker!"
* Kaiba's flashback montage, but especially this part:
{{quote|
'''Yami:''' I'm not Mokuba.
'''Kaiba:''' Shut up Mokuba! }}
* After Yami sees all of his friends in a vision, they give him their cards.
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'''Tea:''' And my card!
'''Tristan:''' I'm just here for the food!
'''Serenity:''' Take my card, Yugi!
'''Duke:''' And my card.
{{spoiler|'''[[Lord of the Rings|Gimli:]]}}''' {{spoiler|[[Memetic Mutation|AND MY AXE!]]}} }}
* [[Running Gag|"I have the weirdest boner right now."]]
* When Kaiba is petrified, Yami makes fun of his lame-ass deck.
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'''Joey:''' Heh, what a n00b!
'''Kaiba:''' *hrrrmpf* }}
* When Noah displays an [[Off-Model]] [[Slasher Smile]].
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'''Joey:''' *Has an [[Off-Model]] face* I fail to see the problem.<br />
'''Kaiba:''' What the hell's wrong with everybody's face?! }}
* Kaiba's halloween costume
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'''Witty Phantom:''' Uh...
'''Kaiba:''' I'm Jesus! }}
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== Cr@psule Monsters ==
* My favorite is from ''Cr@psule Monsters'':
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'''Yugi''': Tristan, that's not an Indian.
'''Tristan''': Oh, right. I meant to say "Native American". }}
** Also:
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** Nah, the finest Cr@psule line is:
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'''Tea''': That bitch! }}
** I heartily disagree. The best part was when Yami was looking on at the burning tree's saying "Yes, that's right burn. The rainforest can kiss my pasty Egyptian butt."
** "So you're stepping on the map, then?"
** Everything is Pocahantas' fault in Crapsule Monsters.
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** When Yami Yugi is attacked by [[When Trees Attack|tree monsters]] that he finds "strangely arousing":
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'''Yami''': The fiends! }}
** Tristan thinking the Capsule Monsters are his and Tea's children.
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** "What a digital dummy!"
** Yami's "invisible bicycle" from ''Cr@psule Monsters 2''.
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** Tristan getting introduced to the classic ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' [[Stock Footage]] clip of an elderly audience applauding.
** This exchange
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'''Yugi:''' There's nothing creepy about my grandpa!
'''Grandpa:''' I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
'''Yugi:''' Okay, kinda see where you're coming from now. }}
** Grandpa's listing off every synonym for Tea's breasts.
** Aside from the [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] involved here:
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'''Yugi:''' 20,000 yen?! ''That's like a whole dollar''!! }}
** This:
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'''Ushio:''' Huh, I wonder what he meant by that-OH MY GOD, THAT IS WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT! }}
** Yugi wishing for Tristan and Joey to get beaten up.
** Yugi runs back to the school:
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'''Yugi:''' Ahh! What the hell? Have you just been standing here this whole time hoping that I'd randomly show up?
'''Ushio:''' Look, do you have the money or not? }}
** Yami and Ushio's fight.
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'''Ushio:''' What sort of game-
'''Yami:''' First one to die loses!
'''Ushio:''' ...
'''Yami:''' Look! the ''Queen'' of ''Spades''!
'''Ushio:''' What does that do-
'''Yami:''' You lose!
'''Ushio:''' *''falls''* UAHHHHHHHHH! }}
** "Ushio! Baby! How's it hanging! Get it? 'cause you're gonna die!"
* Yugi's utter astonishment at [[Big Ol' Eyebrows|how enormous Ushio's eyebrows are...]]
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'''Ushio''': Is something wrong?
'''Yugi''': I AM EXTREMELY AROUSED!
''beat''
'''Ushio''': [[Running Gag|You have problems, man.]] }}
* The second Season Zero Abridged Episode: They turned Kaiba into a overly friendly, calm and reasonable figure. He even says he would do anything for his little brother. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
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** Yami [[Laughing Mad|laughing uncontrollably]] when he realises Kaiba was playing the game for fun.
*** And then, Kaiba joining in on the laughter.
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'''Yami''': (laughing) I'm going to kill you in your sleep. }}
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* The opening riffs off of the Let's All Go To The Lobby parody from the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' movie, with Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan singing in the first half and [[Call Back|TEAM SATISFACTION]] playing through second half.
* The BBT abridged movie is hilarious. But my favorite part is [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Yusei's]] nightmare.
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'''Yusei:''' [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] }}
** Don't forget the goddamn [[Doctor Who]] theme tune kicking in, complete with parody opening.
** There's also this line from Jaden:
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** And then there's:
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'''Jaden:''' I'm the cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep! }}
** Marik cameos...with the help of Yubel, [[Rule of Funny|Jaden just]] [[Stuff Blowing Up|blows him up]]!
*** Jaden explains who Yubel is:
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'''Jaden:''' The demon that lives inside my head!
[[Beat]]
'''Yusei:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Wonderful!]] }}
** Jaden's pre-battle cry:
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** As always Jack Atlas is pure shouty comic gold
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'''Jack''': YOU FOUND [[Where's Waldo|WALDO]]?<br />
'''Yusei''': The guy who stole my card.<br />
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** [[The Stinger]]; explaining any further would kill the joke.
** Yami and Yusei getting their [[Ho Yay]] on. Complete with [[Sexophone]]
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'''Yami''': No Yusei, you can be mine.
'''*romantic music; cue eyesex*'''
'''Yusei''': [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|No Homo, right?]]<br />
'''Yami''': [[Rule of Three|ALL OF THE HOMO!]] }}
** * The time when Yugi explains about the [[Never Say "Die"|Shadow Realm]] to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well:
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'''Jaden''': I think you're talking about Hell!
'''Yugi''': No, it's the Shadow Realm. Y-You know, when people fall from a really tall building, or they get stabbed in the chest... They go straight to the Shadow Realm! What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in your future?
'''Yusei''': I don't think that's a real thing.
'''Yugi''': So wait... Is {{spoiler|my grandpa}}... really dead?
'''Jaden''': 'Fraid so, brosef.
'''Yugi''': [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!]] }}
* Yugi just wants his Oscar now, thank you very much.
* Also, [[Team Four Star]], you may have [[Kyle Hebert]]...[[Mundane Made Awesome|so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!]]
* Yami tells Paradox there is [[Who Would Be Stupid Enough...?|no way someone would agree]] to a stupid duel like the one he proposed...[[Leeroy Jenkins|Jaden however]] interrupts and agrees that they will all take part.
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'''Yusei''': Jaden...<br />
'''Jaden''': What's up?<br />
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* This line from Jaden to Paradox, "Then What The Hell Man?! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!"
* Jaden goes freestyle...much to the dismay to Yami and Yusei.
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* This bit...
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'''Jaden''': YEAH! Like why the ''hell'' were ''you in Venice!''
'''Yusei''': Look, this isn't important...
'''Jaden''': I disagree-
'''Yusei''': Shut up. }}
* [[Top Gun]] is ''so'' [[Running Gag|not gay, by the way.]]
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*** "I'VE NEVER FELT SO ASIAN!"
* How Yugi describes how he can beat Paradox, despite his "superior" skills.
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'''Yami''': That may be the case in your timeline, Paradox. But then we're not in your timeline, are we?
'''Paradox''': [[Oh Crap|Um-]]<br />
'''Yami''': And where I come from Duel Monsters is still a broken exploitable mess of a game. And I'm about to exploit the Hell out of it! }}
* When Yusei saves Jaden from Paradox...
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'''Yusei''': You're not riding it.<br />
'''Jaden''': [[Worth It|Worth a shot]]. }}
* This gem...
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'''Yusei''': I already told you no!
'''Jaden''': Oh come on, it'll be fun!
'''Yusei''': I'll let you ride my bike if you can tell me one thing.
'''Jaden''': Sure, ask away.
'''Yusei''': [[Fridge Logic|Why are we in Venice?]]<br />
''*[[beat]]*''<br />
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'''Yusei''': Always do... }}
* Yusei and Jaden save Yugi from Paradox, and time travel to when before everyone in Domino City died...leading too.
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'''Yusei''': Everybody gets one. }}
* "It's not a spoiler if it's obvious."
* And this gem too...
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'''Yusei''': That is not how time travel works.
'''Jaden''': Well how else do you explain it?
'''Yusei''': Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus.
'''Yugi''': Well that answers pretty much every question I had. }}
* Yugi decides to join Jaden and Yusei on their quest to defeat Paradox.
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'''Yugi''': ...[[Flat What|What]]?<br />
'''Yusei''': He said he's happy to have you on board.<br />
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** Wait![[Beat|...]]I've seemed to stop caring.
* And this...
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'''Jaden''': Look there must be some kind of mistake I'm Jaden Yuki.
'''Paradox''': Yes that is wight.
'''Jaden''': But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!
'''Paradox''': Cowwection! I think that you'll find that [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|you]] [[Take That|destwoyed Yugioh's cwedibility]]! }}
* The [[Take That]] to 3D effects.
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* An unexpected cameo...
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'''Jack''': CROW LOOK OUT!
'''Crow''': [[Super Mario Bros.|Wario]] look out!<br />
''*Wario comes in behind everyone on his motorcycle*''<br />
'''[[Super Smash Bros Brawl|Wario]]''': Imma gonna win! }}
* Jaden and Yusei search the Internet.
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'''Yusei''': [[Head-Tiltingly Kinky|Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?]]<br />
'''Jaden''': I forgot I bookmarked 2 Dark Magician Girls, 1 Pot of Greed. }}
* Jack telling Yusei to summon his junk warrior on Paradox.
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'''Yusei''': [[Flat What|What??]]<br />
'''Jack''': WARRIOR! YOUR JUNK WARRIOR!<br />
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*** Don't forget if you sell this movie on ebay...Yusei will BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!!
* Yugi very slowly telling Yusei that they are going to play a card game on the ground and not on a motorcycle. Then goes on to say that he doesn't want Yusei to try and ride his duel disk.
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'''Yusei''': I know how to duel.
'''Yami''': Well okay then. }}
* Yusei's reaction whenever Paradox cuts out on him.
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* Paradox telling the Pwwotangonists about his intentions:
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'''Paradox''': I'm not trying to destroy the world. I'm trying to save it.
'''Yusei''': NOT IF WE CAN STOP YOU-- wait, what?
'''Paradox''': In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Humanity's ignorance has made the world become wavvaged, and wifeless.
'''Yami''': 'Wavvaged' and 'Wifeless'?
'''Jaden''': But how? Was it global warming?
'''Yusei''': Nuclear war?
'''Paradox''': No, none of those things happened. What destroyed the world was.... ''caaaaarrrrdddd gaaaaammmmeeeessss''.
'''Yusei''': ''[[Flat What|What?]]''<br />
'''Paradox''': That riiigghhttt. Caaardddd gaaammmesss.<br />
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'''Paradox''': Well, I wasn't actually there, but I heard that someone played a card game and then BOOM! End of the world. It totally happened. Just like I said. Card Game- BOOM! Everyone dead. }}
* Yami's and Yusei's reaction to finding out that they would either have to lose Card Games or the Entire world:
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'''Yami''': Hmmm... The entire world... or card games. Tough choice.
'''Yusei''': There ''is'' no choice. Without card games, this world isn't worth living in. }}
* Jaden's introduction.
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'''*Absolutely Flawless'''
'''Yusei''': Stop being happy.
'''Jaden''': Aint no one in the world as fly as me.
'''Yusei''': I'm serious. Stop it.
'''Jaden''': Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.
'''Yusei''': [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon|I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul]].<br />
'''Jaden''': Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.<br />
'''Yusei''': I'm ''not'' a player hater. I ''just hate you''. }}
** Jaden then goes on to troll Yusei about having not grown up on the streets like Yusei.
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'''Yusei''': Well just look at all the f*cks I give! }}
** [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Pirate]] [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]].
* When Yusei and his friends first encounter Paradox.
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'''Yusei:''' Wait, who's that?
'''Jack:''' I don't know but his hair is ''beautiful!'' }}
* And while the delivery is what makes this line absolutely beautiful, Jack's reaction to the theft of Yusei's card bears quoting;
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* Yami after Jaden's Rap.
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'''Jaden''': Actually, it's get your gam-
'''Yami''': I know what it is. }}
* Yusei confronts Paradox in Venice and makes some [[Brick Joke|Brick Jokes]].
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'''Paradox''': Pwotagonist?!
'''Yusei''': I came--
'''Paradox''': What?!
'''Yusei''': --to the past.
'''Paradox''': Oh.
'''Yusei''': But I also had an orgasm.
'''Paradox''': Ewww!
'''Jaden''': Ha! Nice! }}
* Pegasus' song:
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* After Paradox has been defeated:
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'''Yusei''': If anyone asks, Jaden did it!
'''Jaden''': Yeah--Wait, what?! }}
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=aRTU4b6Jyq8&feature=related As is his take on "Bad Romance"] EPIC!
* The opening of "Brooklyn Rage":
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'''Kaiba''': Please, Wheeler, I could defeat you with my hands tied behind my back. What makes you think you can win this time?
*music kicks in*
'''Joey''': Well, I'm glad you asked.
'''Kaiba''': O...kay, where the hell is that music coming from?
'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
'''Kaiba''': ...Please tell me you're not going to sing.
'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
'''Kaiba''': *quickly* Look, I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you ''don't sing''.
'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...*launches into song* }}
* The rap battle between [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-4JEETt88 Yugi and Jaden], especially the ending.
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'''Yugi''': Bring it on, Ja--wait, what? [[This Is Gonna Suck|Oh, you have got to be f----ng kidding me]]... }}
** After the first "round"
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'''Yugi''': Uh, Jaden? You're not black. }}
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnCcejkpjg full version] of Little Kuriboh's take on Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance".
** Especially the "Why am I speaking French?" part.
**
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'''Florence''': "Marik, that doesn't rhyme."
'''Marik''': "Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!" }}
** "I like the silly noises!"
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* Evil Council 3:
** Florence, Steve Luna, Steve Umbris, Zork and Rebecca's possessed teddy bear discussing ''[[Lost]]'' before Marik comes in...
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'''Steve Umbris''': Yes, silence! Everybody [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|bow down to your digital ruler]]!<br />
'''Steve Luna''': Bow down, muchachos!<br />
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'''Marik''': Yes! That silence didn't know what hit it! }}
** Then, when Dartz and his minions set their scheme in motion:
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''(Uncomfortable silence)''
'''Rafael''': ...um, did you say "''do'' him"?
'''Dartz''': I said DU{{spoiler|??}} HIM! What part of 'du{{spoiler|??}} him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? We're gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him. du{{spoiler|??}} him hard and thowowowy. We will du{{spoiler|??}} him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up!
'''Alister''': Um, boss? Are you serious?
'''Dartz''': Yes, you ayzhole! What, you want me to du{{spoiler|??}} you, too?
'''Alister''': [[Oh Crap|No sir]]!<br />
'''Dartz''': Then keep yo' mouth shut, mayn! Okay, mayn?! Yeah. So we're gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him...[[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|on motuhcycles]]!<br />
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'''Dartz''': Du{{spoiler|??}} him, dooshbags! THOWOWOWY! }}
*** It comes back as a [[Brick Joke]] at the end of the video:
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'''Alister''': ...so, can we do you now?
'''Marik''': GET OUT OF MY HOTEL ROOM! }}
* Evil Council 4:
** Steve Luna's flow is [[Serious Business]]:
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'''Florence''': Well if you don't care then please stop bloody telling us about it!
'''Steve Luna''': Man, don't be ruining my flow!
'''Florence''': Your flow is of no concern to me! I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut! }}
** Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of ''A Whole New World'' from ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]''.
** Dartz is going after...something else...
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''([[Beat|Uncomfortable silence ensues.]])''<br />
'''Rafael:''' [[Flat What|What.]]<br />
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''(Raphael vomits)'' }}
*** Makes for a hell of a [[Brick Joke]] / [[The Stinger|Stinger]]:
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* This part from the third Evil Council video:
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'''Bakura:''' Come on, Marik, we all know!
'''Marik:''' Know what?
'''Rex:''' Uh, heheh, yeah, we know.
'''Weevil:''' Heheh, yeah, we know.
'''Pegasus:''' I definitely know!
'''Marik:''' Know what? What the hell does everybody know?
'''Bakura:''' Marik, I believe it's time you came out of the closet.
'''Marik:''' Oh, what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately and hang around with another extremely attractive man and read yaoi and flaunt his gorgeous abs and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?!
'''Bakura:''' ...Kinda.
'''Marik:''' You're all pricks!
'''Bakura:''' Well no ''wonder'' you like us so much! }}
* '''Marik''': "There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh! There are only extremely girly men! And I am the girliest of them all!"
** '''Pegasus''': "Keeeep, telling yourself that!"
* Evil Council 5 in it's entirety, when it's not being a [[Tear Jerker]] that is:
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== Unsorted ==
* A real life moment of funny at Youmacon 2009, and doubling as [[Wayne Grayson]]'s [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] -- one-upping LK not once, but ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVWmmv-EQmU twice]''!
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'''Wayne Grayson''': [[That's What She Said|That's what she said!]] }}
* The first Christmas special was absolutely hilarious.
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* ''Zorc and Pals'':
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'''Zorc''': ...time to DESTROY THE WORLD!
''(Uproarious canned laughter from audience)'' }}
* The entirety of the episode "What Would Yugi Do?"
* The anime convention episode. Especially with the mentions of hopscotch and badgers.
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'''Tristan''': Holy [[Sound Effect Bleep|(bleep)]] on a [[Sound Effect Bleep|(bleep)]] sandwich! This convention is run by badgers!<br />
'''Joey''': That explains everything!<br />
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* "Joey Vs. Door: Round 2".
** Also:
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'''Kaiba''': *walks off* Whatever ''that'' means.
'''Joey''': Nyeh, Google Image it, ya jerk! }}
* '''Yami''': *while looking at Kaiba's nose he thinks to himself* "Look at the size of that nose! It's like the animators didn't even care!"
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* Screw the rules, I have green hair!
* The opening of the other abrigded movie.
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** Yugi running away from (apparently) Kemo with Gary Stu: "I really gotta quit smoking."
* Whenever the Dark Magician makes an appearance, one of the "[[Newgrounds|Magical Trevor]]" songs is played. <ref> For the record, this has happened in Episodes 13 (against the Paradox Brothers), 22 (against Duke Devlin), and 35 (flashback-- against Arcana)</ref>.
* When they're being chased by the giant boulder, comparing it with the 4KiDS dialogue makes it a lot funnier.
** 4KiDS version:
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'''Téa''': Oh no! }}
** Abridged Series version:
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'''Téa''': GOOD! }}
* Not necessarily Yu-Gi-Oh, but each episode of the Naruto Spoof Series Comedy Show has quite a few. Just watch! There's too many to list!
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** VAGINAS ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
* From the April Fool's Day 2010 video:
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'''Jack:''' WHAT IS IT YUSEI?!!
'''Yusei:''' I came....
'''Jack:''' ...
'''Yusei:''' [[Ho Yay|(laughs)]]<br />
'''Jack:''' WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!! }}
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** Only because it's not officially "part" of the official series. Still funny/[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|awesome.]]
* "Next time, on a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:"
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'''Zorc:''' I have a terminal disease!
'''Bakura:''' No! What about our adopted daughter? Who's going to take care of her?
'''Zorc:''' She also has a terminal disease! }}
* From the "Silent Night" video, Joey punching Tristan complete with a [[Street Fighter|"SHORYUKEN!"]] sound effect.
* Before [[Cerebus Syndrome]] set in, completely killing the joke:
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* LK's review of the first volume of the Yu-Gi-Oh Manga. All of it.
* The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring [[Dragon Ball|Frieza]].
* The ending of the ''[[Inception]]'' trailer parody:
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''Cut to Kaiba jumping down from his dragon shaped jet onto a crowded stadium wearing a jetpack''
'''Joey:''' ...I'd hate to see it ''out'' of control. }}
* The Deleted Scenes Montage is pure win in [[Tropers/Cabbit Girl Emi|this tropette]]'s opinion.
** Agreed, I especially enjoyed the part where we're shown Joey's thought process, even though it doesn't really do him anything good the first time.
** And also the part where Tristan found the remote to Duke's theme music.
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** The Eff Hole:
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'''Marik''': But there's poop down there! }}
** The consequences of too many [[Team Four Star]] references.
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'''Yugi''': With a wrench.
'''Yugi''': Specifically, this wrench! *holds up large wrench* }}
** Then, [[Brick Joke|later]], after Tristan makes yet another reference:
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'''Yugi''': With a wrench.
'''Yugi''': Specifically, this wrench! *holds up large wrench* }}
* EVERYTHING about Concrete Giraffes... {{spoiler|if you know about [[The Slender Man Mythos]]}}.
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'''Marik''': Wait, wait. You two know eachother?
'''Bakura''': Unfortunately...
{{spoiler|Slenderman}}: We were college roommates.
'''Bakura''': Yes. We used to get crunk and pick up chicks, as the saying goes.
{Cut to Bakura and {{spoiler|Slenderman}} in a dance club, while the song {{spoiler|Twenty Dollars}} plays} }}
** "Uh Gay Elephant Noise?"
* Most of the "Ishtar Family Christmas" video. Including the [[Take That]] at card games on motorcycles.
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'''Joseph''': Card games on motor-<br />
'''Yami''': ''Don't.'' }}
** {{spoiler|[[The Slender Man Mythos|Slendy's]]}} cameo. ''"Excuse me, is this the Jesus residence?"''
** The ending:
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'''Malik''': Let's see...oh, I wonder what's in this long, snake-shaped one?
'''Hank''': Did you try rattling it?
'''Malik''': Yes, but it just started hissing at me...rather like a snake.
'''Hank''': Maybe it's the Buzz Lightyear you always wanted.
'''Malik''': Oh boy! I always wanted Buzz Ligtye AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! IT'S A SNAKE!
'''Hank''': Say hello to Cornileous the Secooooooooooooond! }}
* From the third Naruto Abridged parody video:
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* From the Snot Him video. Not so much the video itself, but the comments about it. A lot of fans were surprised to discover that the Hair Guy has a name!
* ''EPIC SMUG FACE''
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** "This is the best fake sex I've never ''not'' had!"
** Kaiba and Yugi meet "Akefia" in the OOC-prison.
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* Marik Plays Bloodlines. All of it.
** His reason for playing the game, {{spoiler|because Bakura is a bitch.}}
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* Kaiba's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_eUHs_HXow Winning].
* [[X Meets Y|Meet]] [[Team Fortress 2|the]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0O7hMbSSo Kaiba]
** Yugi and Yami get Heavy's voice while Kaiba gets Scout's, in a reference to one episode's [[The Stinger|Stinger]]. Unfortunately Kaiba doesn't reprise "BONK! I broke your stupid crap!", but they recuperate that:
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'''Kaiba:''' OH GEEZ! }}
*** And after he wins, Mokuba [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|calls out to the audience]]:
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** [[The Power of Friendship|Tea]] is replaced by the Administrator, so when she's talking about friendship we get a hilarious [[Out-of-Character Moment]]:
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*** Then, a few seconds later:
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** Tristan is "voiced" by [[The Unintelligible|Pyro]].
** When Yami shows up, we get this:
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** The ending. Just the ending
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'''Pegasus (As Demoman):''' I'm drunk! }}
* YGO 5Ds One Shot
** Akiza assuming Yusei's suggestive comments are about her (spoiler alert: it's about his bike).
** The Sound Check
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''([[Flash Back|Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen]])'' <br />
'''Yusei:''' [[Is This Thing On?|Okay! Mic Check!]] Testing, testing, one two three! Jack, you wanna check your mic?<br />
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'''Yusei''': [[Skewed Priorities|Because none of us got laid! Nobody wanted to sleep with us because they were all too busy burning to death]]! }}
*** It happens again.
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'''Jack Atlas''': ''(on television)'' TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEE--''([[Refuge in Audacity|TV explodes]])''<br />
'''Yusei''': You guys owe me a new TV.<br />
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'''Yusei''': I don't care! }}
** The one-man production of [[Hamlet]] on a motorcycle. Starring Jack Atlas.
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** The multiple captions [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|denying that Neo Domino City in any way resembled]] [[Final Fantasy VII|Midgar]]
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** The band Jack forms at the end made up of the loudest characters, with Espa Roba, Naruto and ''Lanipator''.
*** [[Ear Worm|"WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BABY? (I'm Lanipator) WOULD YOU LIKE IT, OOOOH?"]]
* The following:
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'''Florence:''' He's not my girlfriend!
'''Marik:''' You tell him, honey! }}
* "Mokuba was supposed to be there with me, but he had been kidnapped for the fiftieth time that week so his seat was empty."
** [[Little Kuriboh]] even saw fit to put together a montage of a few scenes in which he was kidnapped.
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* NyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEH! ... [[Tiny Toon Adventures|The Audience is from Brooklyn]].
* Kemo's famous line: "Attention, duelists! ''My hair is assaulting you!''"
** And when Kemo and bandit Keith meet:
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'''Kimo''': My hair is inviting you to enter!
'''Keith''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair.
'''Kimo''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about America. }}
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0GpeXAsIKY one-shot] [[Little Kuriboh]] made for charity, spoofing of all things [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]. It may not be part of the actual series, but it starts being hilarious at about 10 seconds in, and stays that way for the rest of the video. Complete with {{spoiler|[[The Slender Man Mythos|Slenderman]] }} as the Third Angel.
** Special mention goes to Gendo channeling [[The Simpsons|Mr. Burns]]. Also a bit of a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for [[Little Kuriboh]], who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Henry Shearer to play him.
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'''Shinji''': I want a robot!
'''Gendo''': Smithers! Release the hounds!
'''Fuyutsuki/Smithers''': Sir! This is your ''son''!
'''Gendo''': Oh, of course it is! How foolish of me...ha ha I must be getting old! Now where was I? Smithers! Release the hounds! }}
* Melvin's "hugs".
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'''Tristan:''' I do!
'''Yami:''' Tristan, no! He's just going to stab you or something!
'''Melvin:''' Don't listen to him, Tristan. He just wants all the hugs to himself. }}
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp Marik Plays Portal] video for MomoCon is hilarious. Especially when [[Portal (series)|GLaDOS]] meets Marik.
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'''Marik''': Who the frig are you?
'''GLaDOS''': [[I'm Your Worst Nightmare]].
'''Marik''': [[Comically Missing the Point|You're me without a fabulous bottom?]]<br />
'''GLaDOS''': Okay, I'm your second worst nightmare.<br />
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** Tea asking Kaiba if Noah has boobs and Kaiba goes "God, I hope not..."
** And then there's:
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Yami: You're going to get us to like you?! }}
** Yami mistaking [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|Marik]] for a woman.
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