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* Alone in the Dark's "Terry vs Gonad" sequence.
** Followed up by [[Wet|Wet's]] "Pillock vs Pillock's Boss" sequence.
* "[https://web.archive.org/web/20130317205924/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/157-The-E3-Trailer-Park And for those of you not paying attention...]" *claps* "OI!"
* From ''[[Ninja Gaiden]] 2'': "So the gore's been ramped up, and as always, hand-in-hand with Gore comes Titties, [[Interplay of Sex and Violence|his lovely wife and business partner.]]"
* The ''[[Prince of Persia]]'' review's "Don't stick your dick in a pudding" metaphor.
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* From his ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' review: "There's a very in-depth level designer built in, with a host of tutorials you'll be tempted to go through just to have Stephen Fry tonguing your coc....hleah for hours on end"
** Topped during the middle of the video when he 'finishes' the review.
* The "masterfully executed Link" from his ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20140122081610/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/544-Thief-The-Dark-Project Thief: The Dark Project review]'', with accompanying [[Visual Pun|visual gag]], was an almost painfully hilarious [[Lampshaded]] segue.
* The [[Curse Cut Short]] in his ''50 Cent: Blood On The Sand'' review.
* ''[[Resident Evil 5]]'':
{{quote|It's like watching someone beat their fists against a wall and run off to hospital only to do it some more. And they used my medical insurance. And it's my wall.}}
* The Stinger of the ''[[Halo Wars]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20120512182849/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/645-Halo-Wars review.] {{spoiler|The imps discuss how tasty Pedigree Dog Food is. Yahtzee is not amused.}}
** And while we're talking about ''Halo Wars''...
{{quote|[About his hostage units on [[Escort Mission]] disappearing after the timer runs out] "We lost contact!" went the character... [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.]] (the words "[[Gosh Dang It to Heck|WHAT. ARBITRARY. SILLINESS.]]" appear in synchrony with his swearing). All possible threats were dead! We didn't lose contact - I was looking at them - They were RIGHT. FUCKING. THERE! They were so close we could communicate by '''wriggling our eyebrows at each other'''! What the fuck happened when the stupid arbitrary time limit ran out!? Did their ''[[Battle Royale]]'' collars explode!? Did they lose honor and disembowel themselves? '''WHAT'''?!}}
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** [[Take That Us|Chances are good that you may find it funny even if you are Irish.]]
*** This Irish troper can vouch for that.
* "[[Wolfenstein (2009 video game)|It's so obnoxiously safe and committee designed]] that any attempt to critique it in my normal manner would be equally as dull. ...so that why I've decided to review it ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131102205231/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/916-Wolfenstein in Limerick form]''".
* From his ''[[Batman: Arkham Asylum]]'' review: "[[Press X to Not Die|Press X to]] <s>not die</s> [[Subverted Trope|KICK ASS]]."
** Also from the ''Arkham Asylum'' video, at 1:58 of the review, he shows Batman pouncing on and killing a mother cat - complete with mourning kittens.
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*** ''And'' his suggestion that they get '''[[Brian Blessed]]''' to voice Samus.
*** On a more meta note: "On a educated guess, though, the evil guy was probably the one with the evil mustache" becomes much funnier when said character is the most likely one to be [[The Mole]].
* His [https://web.archive.org/web/20130509195135/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2092-Amnesia-The-Dark-Descent description of his thought process during his first scary moment] in ''[[Amnesia: The Dark Descent|Amnesia the Dark Descent]]'':
{{quote|"Oh look, physics! I can throw chairs about like a removal man who's completely stopped giving a shit. Doors suddenly blowing open in the wind? Yawn-o-rama! I guess I'll just look around upstairs and then might as well play Halo: Reach for a bit. Nope, nothing much up here either, I'll just go back and - whoa, what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway? I don't know, but it looked cross about something, so I think I'll go down this other hallway instead. Oh, it's blocked. Guess I'll turn around an- [[Jump Scare|WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?]] ''Augh runrunrunrunrun I'm sorry I didn't mean to mess up your chairs''- OH PISSING BLIMEY '''THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!'''"}}
** Also, "Abloogy-woogy-woo."
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