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=== John Burnell ===
Retired police chief John Burnell, from ''America’s Scariest Police Chases''! He appears near the end of Zoofights 1 to battle Sega Gorillesis in an exhibition match, but soon winds up joining Mechos, Hulkaphant, and Porky Punisher in the final battle against Swanmass.
* [[Badass Normal]]
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=== The Rabble ===
Not a single entity, but a group entrant composed of a giant ten foot tall badger led into combat by a mob of unruly drunks, tramps and various other dregs of society.
{{spoiler|Though The Rabble put up a heroic fight against Edward Tigerhands in the first round, the fight resulted in the loss of the badger and every member of the 'army' except Stockbridge and Barrington dying. The aforementioned pair survived the tournament by pairing up with other combatants, first Bastard Shark and then Bisoncopter before piloting the final attack run of the Bisondreadnought against From Hell.}}
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=== Edward Tigerhands ===
A monstrous bipedal Rhinocerous with its fists replaced with living, biting tiger heads. It was previously designated for riot control in British India, only to be retired from duty due to being too brutal.
{{spoiler|1=Despite being designed to handle large crowds, Edward Tigerhands lost to The Rabble in round one due to a last-minute improvisation by Stockbridge and Barrington. After that he participated in the losers league, eventually losing to a demon-posessed Father Leo McGarry.}}
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{{spoiler|1=The Crocodevil loses its first fight against Bastard Shark, but the wings detach from its burning bones and fly away at the end of the fight. They eventually become attached to Father Leo McGarry, who proceeds to curb stomp his way through the loser's league before finally being utterly destroyed by From Hell.}}
* [[Achilles' Heel]]: The fresh scar tissue around the wings is vulnerable to attack.
* [[Curb Stomp Battle]]: Every match with {{spoiler|1=Father Leo McGarry, aside from his fight with The Mess, and ultimatly his death to From Hell at the end,}} qualified as one.
* [[Demonic Possession]]: Averted, the wings are sentient but cannot control the Crocodevil's actions directly. {{spoiler|1=Played straight with McGarry however, who eventually becomes the genuine antichrist.}}
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* [[Crippling Overspecialisation]]: He's a train. No matter how strong he is, he can only go where the tracks are. {{spoiler|Subverted with Bisoncopter and the other subsequent incarnations.}}
* [[Death Glare]]: He always sports one, no matter the situation.
* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: As Bisondreadnought, he rams himself into From Hell during the final match of Zoofights III, destroying the two of them in the process.}}
* [[Perpetual Frowner]]
* [[The Stoic]]: It doesn't matter how much trouble he's in or how strong his opponent is; Bisontrain never loses his badass frown.
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* {{spoiler|[[Hyperspace Is a Scary Place]]: Apparently any time travelers will encounter Crocktopus fighting Sn--Stretchlizard Pilgrim in "hyperspace".}}
* [[Imagine Spot]]: He remembers being a normal, carefree tiger for just a moment, which is enough to make him ''really freaking angry'' about his present situation.
* {{spoiler|[[Time Travel]]: He can travel through time if he can get up to 88 mph, but it's not clear how effective this is.}}
* [[Transformation Sequence]] / [[Transformation Trauma]]: ''[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight2/6larger.jpg Ouch.]''
** Thankfully, as Fight Rider, he is no longer heavily injured by his transformation.
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=== Hare Metal / {{spoiler|Black Rabbath / Thumperstruck}} ===
"Hare Metal is an eldritch blend of British steel and forbidden rural energies that, frankly, we do not understand."
* [[Beat Still My Heart]]: BUT WHAT USE IS A HEART...COMPARED WITH THE POWER OF METAL?
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* {{spoiler|[[Infernal Retaliation]]: Prying open Hare Metal's ribcage to get at his burning organs is a very bad idea. Just ask Pepsimian.}}
* [[Heavy Metal]]
* [[Hermetic Magic]] / [[Instant Runes]]: Hare Metal was created by music exec mages and his blueprints are written in runes.
* [[Hurricane of Puns]]: The fight commentary had a music reference (with a You Tube link!) every other sentence.
* [[Killer Rabbit]]: Aversion, it's pretty obvious he's dangerous given that he's a skeletal rabbit with fire for hair that's the size of a horse with glowing innards.
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* {{spoiler|[[I See Dead People]]: could contact his ancestors as Muertodillo and is surrounded by a swarm of them as Armor Dio.}}
* [[Mix and Match Critter]]
* [[Psychic Powers]]
* [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]]: H. H. Johnson and another agent (who is either a chupacabra or a mutant vulture) witness [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409025&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=38 Luchadillo's vengeance] (bottom of page) on behalf of its owners.
* [[Take a Third Option]]: The many friendship votes for him and {{spoiler|the Two Badass Pangolins}}. Subverted (of course) when Dio's idea of "friendship" is to {{spoiler|summon Ballz to reunite his brothers in death}}.
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* [[Mix and Match Critter]]: Has had "crocodile gene injections"
* [[Nice Shoes|Nice Shoe]]: "The best shoe in the world: Has own propulsion unit; Pump Action; massively weighted" {{spoiler|Double Eelix's shoes aren't as cool: just a boot and a high heel that was lying around.}}
* [[Punctuated!
* [[Shock and Awe]]
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