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=== Ten Gibbons With Clubs For Arms / Four Gibbons With Spring Legs And Egg Whisks For Arms / Devil Gibbon ===

 

 

=== Six Lions On Roller Skates With Cannons For Asses/Two Flying Lions With Cyborg Torsos/Lion Head On A Motorbike ===

=== Three Flying Tiger Sharks ===

 

 

=== Team Cheetah / The Steed of The Savannah ===

=== 200 Radioactive Tarantulas with Jetpacks ===

 

* [[Goddamned Bats]]: An in-universe example, the tarantulas reach the semifinals by horrifically subverting the [[Conservation of Ninjutsu]].

 

Is it possible to have too much of a good thing? The Shark Brothers are four clones of the late Owen Hart, with the head and arms replaced with shark heads. A fourth shark head is planted in the chest, for a total of sixteen shark heads.

 

 

=== Hive Lions ===

=== Snakes On A Brain ===

One of the most ludicrous monsters ever to enter Zoofights, this monstrosity is a sperm whale brain in an armored dome, upon which sits a laser turret. Surrounding the dome, like tentacles, are the front halves of twelve anacondas.

* [[Punny Name]]

 

 

* [[Attack Attack Attack]]

* [[The Juggernaut]]

* {{spoiler|[[Vodka Drunkenski]]: His upgrades for the losers league were surgically implanted Vodka tanks, allowing him to drink up whenever hhe felt like it.}}

* [[And I Must Scream]]: He's been deprived of plankton and almost driven mad by pain and rage. Almost every thought from him is a desperate desire to have some plankton.

* [[Enemy Mine]]: With {{spoiler|Stockbridge and Barrington.}}

* [[Good Old Fisticuffs]]: Was given a pair of muscly arms in a later incarnation.

* [[Kill It With Fire]]

* [[The Berserker]]: In his second fight.

* [[Bottled Heroic Resolve]]

* [[Heroic Second Wind]]

* [[Horny Vikings]]

* {{spoiler|[[Boom Headshot]]: The chimp manages to take Pandamander down this way.}}

* [[Guns Akimbo]]

* [[Feel No Pain]]

* {{spoiler|[[Fusion Dance]]: With Hellpotamus after both combatants kill each other.}}

 

* {{spoiler|[[Boom Headshot]]: Similarly to above, the chimp is killed by a bullet to the brain.}}

* {{spoiler|[[Fusion Dance]]}}

* [[The Gunslinger]]: The chimp.

 

* {{spoiler|[[Armchair Psychology]]: His loser's league upgrade gave him the ability to use this against enemies.}}

{{quote| 'The fury of forgotten water devils, the sorrow of a dying race, the sheer capacity to be a total dick of a macaw.'}}

* [[Giant Flyer]]: The Mess is 30 feet long and can fly.

* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Powerful enough to utterly crush {{spoiler|1=Father Leo McGarry}}, Zoofight's III's other utterly inhuman monster.

* [[Hero Killer]]

* [[True Final Boss]]

 

A vicious hammerhead shark with a buzzsaw for a tail, walking the earth on a set of spindly metal legs. Dakuvanga is a reminder that we are very lucky sharks are not able to live on land.

 

 

=== Riot Yeti / 'Nam Yeti / The Shaolin Monkey ===

* [[Drugs Are Bad]]: A very rare example of Zoofights playing this trope straight – Riot Yeti’s history of drug use gave him a bit of brain damage, and in his fight against Dakuvanga, his poor decision-making costs him the match.

{{quote| '''Major Failure''': Oh Riot Yeti you stupid motherfucker. }}

* [[Shell Shocked Senior]] / [[Zen Survivor]]

 

The American representative is a hybrid of ammonite and pro wrestler DNA. Powerful but with an unstable heart, this poorly-engineered beast has a limited time to wreck everything he can before his heart gives out.

 

* {{spoiler|[[Crack Defeat]]}}

* [[Eagle Land]]

 

 

* [[Big Bad]]: One of the two [[Big Bad|Big Bads]] in Season 4, the other being Elohim.

* [[Hive Mind]]

* [[Mother of a Thousand Young]]

* [[Cyborg]]

* [[In Their Own Image]]: [[Memetic Mutation|Snakes! Snakes everywhere!]]

 

=== Blood 4 Oil / Draaainage / Brutish Petroleum ===

After some controversy (both in and out of universe) about having human entrants in Zoofights after Zoofights 3’s Two Drunk Guys and Father Leo McGarry, Major Failure instituted a “no humans” rule. That didn’t stop the Zoofights 5 British team from entering Smash Gordon, [[Loophole Abuse|who is a Neanderthal caveman and thus is not quite human]].

 

* [[Cyborg]]

* [[Take a Third Option]]: Gordon was so stupid that people voted for his ''dog''. {{spoiler|Gordon lost, the dog escaped... until next time.}}

* [[Call Back]]: To Zoofights 1.

* [[Crack Defeat]]: Sting Kong has the absolute worst luck with random number generators. He was the overwhelming favorite in Round 1, but lost. In the Loser’s League he was even more heavily favored against Ro-Boto Cop, but wound up taking a third option and befriending him.

* [[Mix and Match Critter]]: Gorilla body, wasp head, ''scorpion stinger arms''.

* [[Shout Out]]: Mr. Ro-Boto and Sting Kong are just one Shout Out after another – together they reference a few films and several video games, including [[Robo Cop]] and Mortal Kombat.

* [[And Now for Something Completely Different]]

* [[Call Back]]: He revives a clone of Drillbjorn as a zombie during the battle against the Presidential Seal.

* [[Our Zombies Are Different]]

* {{spoiler|[[Red Herring]]: Clearly this malevolent psychic vegetable that can control corpses is the [[Big Bad]], right? Wrong!}}

* [[Boisterous Bruiser]]

* [[Bottled Heroic Resolve]]

* [[Cool Shades]]

* [[Drinking Contest]]: With O'Batahan.

* [[Eagle Land]]

* {{spoiler|[[Make My Monster Grow]]}}

* [[Memetic Mutation]]: Readers latched onto the shutter shades he wears and ran with it. He eventually started spouting memes in-universe as well. [[Kanye West|Now Prez, imma let you finish...]]

* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Literally.

* {{spoiler|[[Emotion Eater]]: In the second round his laser is reconditioned to draw power from the terror his nightmare device induces.}}

* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: Especially when combined with a tummy-mounted [[Wave Motion Gun]].

* [[Shout Out]]: To the [[Care Bears]], [[Teddy Ruxpin]], and maybe [[Toy Story|Lotso Huggin' Bear]].

* Half [[Red Scare]],

* Half [[Wicked Cultured]]

 

=== Croaka Cola / {{spoiler|New Croak / Diet Croak}} ===

* [[Power Armor]]: Cash Cow's head is flesh, the rest is Bull Market's ultra-dense body.

* {{spoiler|[[The Quisling]]: The Gecko defects to World Creature Wars and leads an assault on the Zoofights Royal Rumble.}}

* [[Shout Out]]: To the giant bronze bull statue on Wall Street; his sneaky gecko assistant is apparently named [[Wall Street|Gordon]].

 

* [[Glass Cannon]]: Referred to in a voting post.

* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: Final Mantisy exhausts herself after preventing Mental Ben and Nightmare from escaping the Zoofights Arena to wreak havoc. Weakened, she calmly accepts death to Muhammut Kali.}}

* [[Japanese Ranguage]]

* [[Shout Out]]: To ''[[Neuromancer]]''; also wields a [[Deadly Disc|Deadly]] [[Tron|Identity Disk]].

** Round 3: {{spoiler|[[Ghostbusters]]}}

* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]: After being eaten by one of the hippos in the first round, Sawz was accidently fused to its body. He's not too happy about his former [[True Companions]] throwing him to his death.}}

* [[The Hero]]es: The only other heroic characters besides Luchadillo {{spoiler|hence all the "friendship" votes}}.

* [[Informed Ability]]: Sort of: {{spoiler|Double Pangolin's bio keeps repeating that Drillz is the leader, so there should absolutely be no friction there, right?}}

** Turns out it to have been a non-issue. {{spoiler|There was no friction whatsoever.}}

* [[Shout Out]]: Part [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]], part [[The A-Team (TV)|The A-Team]].

** {{spoiler|"In the [[Shadow of the Colossus]], Hammerz hangs his head."}}

* {{spoiler|[[Curb Stomp Battle]] (see below): PEP-Simian was ''creamed'' during the voting period, half because Hare Metal had dark magical powers and half because everyone wanted to him fight Croaka-Cola in the Losers League.}}

** {{spoiler|In the fight with New Croak he was melted, ground up, and ''drunk by Croak''. Such is the fate of those hit with the random factor tractor.}}

* [[Foil]] (probably): To Croaka-Cola, who's a stoic in a space suit while PEP-Simian is an axe-crazy on a skateboard.

* {{spoiler|[[Joke Character]]: A Jar Of Frog Piss.}}

* [[Cyborg]]

* [[Grimdark]]

* {{spoiler|[[Infernal Retaliation]]: Prying open Hare Metal's ribcage to get at his burning organs is a very bad idea. Just ask Pepsimian.}}

* [[Heavy Metal (Music)|Heavy Metal]]

** Vylan Antagonist recounts [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409025&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=39 how he lost that eye].

** {{spoiler|As Kali Babar he's now a cyclops}}.

* [[Spike Balls of Doom]]: On a pair of maces.

 

* [[Always Male]]: Aversion

* {{spoiler|Crack Defeat: to Final Mantasy, who double-KO'd Nightmare and Mental Ben by encasing them in water.}}

* [[Nepotism]]: Major Failure's wife designed Teslacorn, which led to charges of favoritism on the ZF forums.

* [[Shock and Awe]]

** If she wasn't at first, she is now.

{{quote| [[The Sociopath|Friendship Is A Redundant Concept Only Held By The Weak.]]}}

These two are the main driving force behind the Loser's League from Zoofights 3 onward. Neither roleplays often, but both are involved in everyday contest proceedings and could be seen as the next step down from Gravitas Shortfall.

 

* [[Those Two Guys]]

* {{spoiler|[[Unexplained Recovery]]: Akumu was killed off alongside Gezora during the Zoofights 5 Loser's League Royal Rumble, but he returned alongside Gezora after the semifinals.}}

* {{spoiler|[[Nightmare Face]]: At one part in the finale, her face distorts into a beaked shape. [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|It's never mentioned again]].}}

* [[Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]]

* [[Oracular Urchin]]

* [[The Pollyanna]]

Gezora is a giant [[Toku]] squid who tends bar, occasionally with [[Deadwood|Al Swearengen]].

 

* [[Ambiguous Gender]] / [[No Biological Sex]]: Gezora refers to itself as "it".

* [[Attack of the Fifty Foot Whatever]]: Gezora has not really attacked anyone. Yet.

* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: Robotnik, who is fully in-character as he throws a fit every time he loses a Chao Emerald in a bet. His journal entries leading up to the fight with Lesko paint an incredibly heroic and sympathetic picture.

* [[Mecha Mooks]]: Robotnik’s army of Eggrobos.

* {{spoiler|[[Villainous Rescue]]: Robotnik defeats Lesko, blowing up his own Death Egg in the process and saving the world from a salesman with the powers of a god.}}

 

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