The Ugly Barnacle/Laconic
A laconic version is somewhat superfluous, due to the expert use of Minimalism in the original story, but here it is anyway:
A barnacle was so ugly that everyone died. [1]
A laconic version is somewhat superfluous, due to the expert use of Minimalism in the original story, but here it is anyway:
A barnacle was so ugly that everyone died. [1]