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* The greeting card a broken Tom writes after Summer leaves him: "Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you whore".
* Tom's blind date. Drunken karaoke singing is always hilarious, but Gordon-Levitt's especially good at it.
{{quote| '''Tom:''' And then she took...a giant ''SHIT''...on my FACE! ...LITERALLY!<br />
'''Blind Date:''' ...Literally?<br />
'''Tom:''' ...No, not literally, gross--ew, what's the matter with you? }}
* "Darling . . . I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."
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{{quote| '''Paul:''' Look, maybe she was just having a bad day.<br />
'''Mackenzie:''' Yeah, maybe is was--was some sort of... hormonal thing.<br />
'''Rachel:''' PMS?<br />
'''Tom:''' What do you know about PMS?<br />
'''Rachel:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|More than you, Tom.]] }}
* The very first thing that appears on the screen:
{{quote| This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.<br />
Especially you, Jenny Beckham. <br />
Bitch. }}
 
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