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[[File:30Hs_2161.jpg|frame|FUCK YEAH!]]
There are some [[Fanfic|Fan Fics]] that you won't forget. This is one of them. It is a ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fanfic, just like ''[[My Immortal]]''. It's [[So Bad It's Good]], just like ''[[My Immortal]]'', it has extreme [[Canon Defilement]], just like ''[[My Immortal]]''. However, the two are different in one key detail. Whereas ''[[My Immortal]]'' was ([[Troll Fic|in theory]]) written by a [[Wangst
What fanfic are we talking about? Why, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▲There are some [[Fanfic|Fan Fics]] that you won't forget. This is one of them. It is a ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fanfic, just like ''[[My Immortal]]''. It's [[So Bad It's Good]], just like ''[[My Immortal]]'', it has extreme [[Canon Defilement]], just like [[My Immortal]]. However, the two are different in one key detail. Whereas ''[[My Immortal]]'' was ([[Troll Fic|in theory]]) written by a [[Wangst|Wangsty]] 13 year old girl, this was ([[Troll Fic|in theory]]) written by an insane 13 year old boy. So, instead of goffic sorrow and vampires, we get groinsaws and demonic astronauts ''in the very first sentence''. Instead of various emo goff bands playing every night in the same wizard town for no apparent reason, we get Fuckslayer, a guitar from a dimension where all screamed for naught, wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals. [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer|And yes, that is a direct quote]].
Has a [[Creepy Awesome|wonderfully disturbing]] [[Dramatic Reading]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFIxz4B6Js of the first five chapters]. Also has an [[Large Ham|incredibly hammy]] reading of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4 the first six chapters], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4pYT3chzQ the seventh] by
▲What fanfic are we talking about? Why, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thirty Hs]'' of course. "Thirty Hs" isn't actually the fanfic's name; like everyone's favorite [[Eldritch Abomination]], it's just shorter and easier to remember than its real name of ''HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'', and can be pronounced without first contracting bronchitis.
▲Has a [[Creepy Awesome|wonderfully disturbing]] [[Dramatic Reading]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFIxz4B6Js of the first five chapters]. Also has an [[Large Ham|incredibly hammy]] reading of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4 the first six chapters], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4pYT3chzQ the seventh] by [[User:Man Without A Body]]. And another reading of [http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/06/bonus-episode-thirty-hs-harry-potter.html chapters one through seven] was produced by [[User:Pamachu]].
Also, the guy who wrote it does stuff with puppets. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCn0sCSf4oY It's about what you'd expect it to be].
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* [[Action Prologue]]: Begins with Harry and Dobby, wearing "space armour" adorned with groinsaws and lightning-spitting skulls, fighting astronauts from hell. It only gets better from there.
* [[Aerith and Bob]]: The names of the Inquisitors - Ignatius and Billy.
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* [[Art Major Physics]]: No, not Art Major. It was the fart of a firefly turned into a ravenous beast, shredding all those in its path, as Harry reached from an atom and split it, killing the fuck out of the beast.
* [[Batman Can Breathe in Space]]: In the second chapter, Harry flies through space on a meteor, with no explanation as to how he can breathe. This may be the ''least'' ridiculous thing about the fic.
* [[Beeping Computers]]: In the laboratory there are computers that serve no purpose beyond soft hums and [[Blinkenlights|blinking lights]].
* [[Behind a Stick]]: Rape Radbury appears "from behind nothing much". Yet he's ten feet tall...
* [[Big Lipped Alligator Movie]]: Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again.▼
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: The rape ape and [[Unfortunate Names|Rape Radbury]]. Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan.
* [[But You Screw One Goat!|But You Faggart One Sun]]:
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* [[Chainsaw Good]]: [[Rule of Cool|GROINSAWS]].
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: "Fuck" appears more than any other word.
* [[Corrupt Church]]: Possibly the inquisitors.
* [[Cow Tools]]: There are explicitly machines that have no purpose except for blinking lights and soft hums in the laboratory.
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* [[Dissimile]]: "Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading."
* [[Earthshattering Kaboom]]: Harry "kills the fuck out of" two planets during the course of the story, and Dumblecop kicks another one in half.
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Pretty much everyone.
* [[Everything's Better with Monkeys]]: Everything's Better With Rape Apes ([[Squick|or not]]).
* [[Satiating Sandwich]]: [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]]
* [[Wicked Weasel|Everything's Wicked With Weasels]]: The bald weasel with toothpicks for legs.
* [[Evil Weapon]]: Fuckslayer is a particularly unholy example; it's made out of angel menstrual blood, the horns of Satan and his generals, and ''heaven itself''. Harry stores it in a dimension where all screams for naught. [[Earthshattering Kaboom|It can also destroy planets]].
* [[Eye Scream]]: In the first chapter.
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Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes." }}
** Dobby's groinsaw is covered in retinas at this time.
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* [[Follow the Leader]]: It's spawned a few imitators.
** The similarly hilarious/bizarre ''[[K-On!]]'' fic whose title consists of [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5512238/1/ seventeen Fs].
** "[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6976756/1/PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP]" is a slightly [[Bowdlerize
* [[Gag Penis]]: The Rape Ape's body is apparently made up entirely of these.
* [[Groin Attack]]: The [[Chainsaw Good|groinsaw]] probably counts as a bizarre inversion.
* [[Gushing About Shows You Like]]: In the span of over 300 reviews, about four of them are in any way negative.
** Even when it ended up on [https://web.archive.org/web/20120118234847/http://fuckyeahbadfanfiction.tumblr.com/ Fuck Yeah Bad Fanfiction] it immediately got praised instead.
* [[Hellfire]]: Or rather, holy fuckfire. Harry can [[Wreathed in Flames|encase his fists as well as meteors in it]], in order to better kill the fuck out of things.
* [[Highly-Visible Ninja]]: "The silent killers of the night had negated their innate advantage by only plying their craft on surf boards. [[Too Dumb to Live|During the day]]."
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* [[I Call It Vera]]: Fuckslayer.
* [[I Have Many Names]]: Dumbledore's name is different every time.
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* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]: Harry is implied to have eaten Ron... although he spits out [[Eye Scream|the eyes]].
* [[Impossibly Cool Weapon]]: Harry's guitar, Fuckslayer. It summons planet-killing asteroids.
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* [[In Medias Res]]: It starts with a battle between Harry, Dobby and demonic astronauts, which, like everything else, has nothing to do with anything and is never explained.
* [[In Name Only]]: Literally, the only similarities with ''Harry Potter'' are the names of Harrry, Dobby, Ron and Dumbledore (only the first time). There' s ''one'' mention of Hogwarts getting destroyed by Harry.
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: Take the following sentence:
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* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|Instant Awesome Just Add Surf Ninja]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]: Harry has [[Omnicidal Maniac|killed everyone in the Universe several times]], yet Dobby has yet to reappear since Harry chopped his head off.
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* [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context]]: Nothing that happens in this fic makes any sense at all.
* [[The Men in Black]]: The old man in the seventh chapter could be interpreted as this, seeing as he's in a laboratory and he has the apparent power to control Harry. He also seems scientific and addresses Harry as "a son". There's also quite a bit of [[Eldritch Abomination]] thrown into the mix, seeing as he can ''remove his own head''.
* [[Mind Screw]]: Enough to [[Go Mad
* [[New Powers as the Plot Demands]]: Harry. Then again he might have had them since whenever he became a demonic spawn [[Physical God]].
* [[Nineties Anti-Hero]]: Harry is a [[Parody Sue|hilariously over-the-top example]].
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: Many and varied. Vampire Cavemen on Mars stands out as something you've likely never heard before.
* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: [[Ray Bradbury|Rape Radbury]].
* [[No Ending]]: Granted, it doesn't exactly follow much of a story structure in the first place, but the end of last chapter doesn't really give much resolution to even itself.
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* [[Omnicidal Maniac]]: After killing everybody in the universe, Harry admonishes Dumbledore to conserve food, otherwise they'll starve, and no one will be around to revive them ''just to kill them again''.
* [[Our Vampires Are Different]]: In the second chapter, we get astral vampires which are able to bite even when only their head remains, causing vampire cavemen on Mars when Harry throws the heads back into time to Mars, where, er, they bite cavemen.
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** Harry, to the point that he can do absolutely anything the writer needs him to do in order to have epic descriptions of [[Mind Screw|whatever the hell is going on]] in the story. He can see sub-atomic particles by squinting, and somehow killed the fuck out of Mercury (not the god, the actual planet), and then killed the fuck out of Venus with ''Mercury's carcass''.
** There's also Dumblecop of the Darkmeal, who kicks a planet in half, for no apparent reason, just because he can. With a leg, made out of pistols.
* [[Power Metal]]: Used in
* [[The Power of Rock]]: Fuckslayer.
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* [[President Evil]]: Possibly the President of Pangea, who hangs out with omnicidal god Dumbledorp.
* [[Purple Prose]]: The fic may read like the ramblings of a [[Talkative Loon]], but at least he's an ''eloquent'' one.
* [[Random Events Plot]]: That's putting it lightly.
* [[Refuge in Audacity]], [[Refuge in Cool]], and [[Refuge in Vulgarity]] all in one!
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* [[Rule of Cool]]: There is absolutely zero logical plot progression, however, there are legs made out of pistols, ''vampire caveman on Mars'' and a cursed book with '''pages MADE OUT OF LASERS and words made out of dragons, made out of motorcycles, making godless love to headless women'''.
* [[Rule of Funny]]: See the rest of this page.
* [[Scary Impractical Armor]]: Dobby's "elfin space armor" has skulls on the shoulders and a groinsaw.
* [[Set Right What Once Went Wrong]]: [[Inverted Trope|Inverted]].
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* [[Serial Escalation]]: It's THAT over-the-top and overtopping itself many times throughout the chapters.
* [[Shaped Like Itself|Shaped Unlike Itself]]: Dumbledore calls Harry from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon.
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* [[Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Trailer]]: [[Inverted Trope|Inverted]]. The fic is listed under the characters "[[Crack Pairing|Bellatrix L. & Seamus F.]]", neither of whom are even mentioned in the actual story.
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: The natural intersection of ludicrously [[Purple Prose]] and a [[Cluster F-Bomb]]. [[Troll Fic|Probably intentional]].
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* [[Space Base]]: [[Running Gag|Fumbledorp]] has a moon base, but it's ''[[Logic Bomb|not on a moon]]''. Considering everything else that happens it wouldn't be surprising if he built himself a [[That's No Moon|Death Star]].
* [[Spot of Tea]]: [[Running Gag|Chumblebort]] offers Harry tea and "chumpits." Harry declines, as he hates chumpits.
* [[Surreal Horror]]: The seventh chapter involves warped turtles, bald ferrets with toothpicks for legs, a glass of thumb-water, and the head of an [[Eldritch Abomination]] on a spike.
* [[Testosterone Poisoning]]: See [[Refuge in Audacity]] for ''just one example''.
* [[Throwing Your Sword Always Works]]: Launching Your Groinsaw From Your Crotch Always Works.
* [[Took a Level
* [[Tomato Surprise]]: The cabbage and mustard sandwich Harry finds turns out to be cartilage and mustard halfway into the chapter.
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: The Surf Ninjas of Surf Ninja Moon X.
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* [[Troll Fic]]: If it's not, the author is probably in a mental institution. Hell, [[Mind Screw|he should be anyway]].
* [[Unfortunate Names]]: ''Rape'' Radbury.
* [[Unusual Weapon Mounting]]: Dobby's Groinsaw.
* [[Villain Protagonist]]:
* [[World of Badass]]: Oh yes.
* [[X Meets Y]]: ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Tengen Toppa]] [[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]] [[Warhammer
** Alternatively, ''[[Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny]]'' meets ''[[The Eye of Argon]]''.
** ''[[Christian Humber Reloaded|The Christian Humber]] [[SCP Foundation|Foundation]] [[Beta Threat|Threat.]]''
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