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{{quote|'''Pyp:''' The night is dark and full of turnips. Let us pray for venison, my children, with some onions and a bit of tasty gravy.}}

* During a Clash of Kings, Jojen has a prophetic dream about Winterfell flooded by the sea and several of its inhabitants drowning, a metaphor for {{spoiler|the Ironborn invading and sacking it.}} [[Cassandra Truth|Only one guard believes it]], and well...

{{quote|Alebelly was the only one who paid the warning any heed. He went to talk to Jojen himself, and afterward [[Literal Minded|stopped bathing and refused to go near the well]]. Finally he stank so bad that six of the other guards threw him into a tub of scalding water and scrubbed him raw while he screamed that they were going to drown him like the frogboy had said. Thereafter he scowled whenever he saw Bran or Jojen about the castle, and muttered under his breath.}}

{{quote|Alebelly was the only one who paid the warning any heed. He went to talk to Jojen himself, and afterward [[Literal-Minded|stopped bathing and refused to go near the well]]. Finally he stank so bad that six of the other guards threw him into a tub of scalding water and scrubbed him raw while he screamed that they were going to drown him like the frogboy had said. Thereafter he scowled whenever he saw Bran or Jojen about the castle, and muttered under his breath.}}

* Patchface's ramblings about life underwater suddenly become much funnier when you remember a famous song...

{{quote|''Under the sea''