Abe and Kroenen: Difference between revisions

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''This is the story of two action figures and the girls who haven't realized that they're far too old to love them.''

[http://abe-kroenen.livejournal.com/ Abe & Kroenen] is a [[Fan Web Comic]] and Toy Comic based (rather loosely) on the ''[[Hellboy (~~Film~~)|Hellboy]]'' movie. As the title suggests, it is about the [[Crack Pairing|romantic relationship between evil undead clockwork Nazi assassin Karl Ruprecht Kroenen and the psychic government agent fishman Abe Sapien.]]

[http://abe-kroenen.livejournal.com/ Abe & Kroenen] is a [[Fan Web Comic]] and Toy Comic based (rather loosely) on the ''[[Hellboy (film)|Hellboy]]'' movie. As the title suggests, it is about the [[Crack Pairing|romantic relationship between evil undead clockwork Nazi assassin Karl Ruprecht Kroenen and the psychic government agent fishman Abe Sapien.]]

The entire thing is rather silly, for obvious reasons, but seems to attract a surprising amount of [[Yaoi Fangirl|fans]]. Guillermo del Toro himself has even claimed to be a fan...

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* [[Death By Origin Story]]: Kroenen's goldfish.

* [[Doomsday Device]]: A lot.

* [[Elephant in ~~The~~ Living Room]]: Kroenen's Naziism rarely really addressed, and Abe tries to ignore his history as an assassin and mass murder.

* [[Elephant in the Living Room]]: Kroenen's Naziism rarely really addressed, and Abe tries to ignore his history as an assassin and mass murder.

* [[Giant Spider]]: Davy Jones' pet Starbuck.

* [[Has Two Mommies]]: At one point Abe proposes that they adopt a child. Kroenen lists off the many, many reasons that this would be a horrible idea given their species and allegiances.

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* [[Strange Bedfellows]]: Besides the literal example, Team Rasputin and the BPRD team up against the Ringwraiths.

* [[Straight Gay]]: Kroenen

* [[Stalker ~~With~~ a Crush]]: Kroenen, after {{spoiler|Rasputin dies,}} constantly shadows Abe under the excuse of protecting him. {{spoiler|Which was itself an excuse to get into the BPRD and monitor their actions to look for a way to bring back Rasputin.}}

* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: Kroenen, after {{spoiler|Rasputin dies,}} constantly shadows Abe under the excuse of protecting him. {{spoiler|Which was itself an excuse to get into the BPRD and monitor their actions to look for a way to bring back Rasputin.}}

* [[Stealth Hi Bye]]: Kroenen, to Abe's constant annoyance.

* [[Suddenly Sexuality]]: Reversed, actually. Neither character had a defined sexuality (at least not before the second movie came out).

* [[Surrounded By Idiots]]: Rasputin complains of this, but it's more a case of [[Led By Idiot]].

* [[Surrounded by Idiots]]: Rasputin complains of this, but it's more a case of [[Led By Idiot]].

* [[White-Haired Pretty Boy]]: Prince Nuada. "Mein Gott, he has the bone structure of an angel!"

** His sister's not bad either.