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Verbal variations of this tend to be followed up with [[That's What She Said]].
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* This...special commercial for a fish deboning tool... The ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lj1zeAiYWw Wunder Boner]''▼
** Also, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg this] commercial for Johnson boats.▼
* [[Vince Offer]]. Slap Chop. "You're gonna love my nuts."▼
** I don't think that was accidental.▼
* In almost every Danimals yogurt commercial, the monkey character gets a load of yogurt (shot out of a rather phallic container) splattered all over his face, which he happily licks off and declares it "fruity-licious".▼
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kch-4pgitXk This commercial for..... nuts]▼
* "What pops and sprays for fun that stays?" Pixos! It's some sort of kid's art thing.▼
* A Best Buy commercial offering a free "hook-up" if you buy an HDTV from them.▼
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_xVWN1Wm_A This ad] for the Dyson vacuum cleaner features the rather effeminate-voiced James Dyson extolling its superior "suction". Craig Ferguson has taken to having fun with the ad in his monologues on ''[[The Late Late Show]]''.▼
* Mr. Bucket. "Balls pop out of my mouth!"▼
** Played with in [
* A certain car dealership has the slogan "He just wants to get you a loan." <ref>If you don't get it, say it out loud</ref>▼
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL2hYF2a2aY The Wet Banana]. It's slippery, wet fun for the whole gang!▼
{{quote|'''Narrator:''' "Could that be Mom on the Wet Banana?"}}▼
* [http://thisisfuckedup.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/wetzeldog.jpg?w=600&h=759 This] Wetzel's Pretzels poster. Apparently Wetzel isn't Jewish, judging by his dog.▼
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MKykazyx8 The name of the game is 'Ball Buster'!]"▼
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2PwHT-de6zE The tagline for this Mexican commercial for a very well known brand of antiacids] is ''Reconciliate Con La Comida'' (Translated as ''Get Along Well With the Food'') but after watching this commercial, maybe this guy wants to get along with that pig [[But You Screw One Goat!|in a very different way.]]▼
== Anime
* Par for the course in [[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]].
{{quote|'''Cabernet:''' "If I win, it'll be proven that I tasted [Ash] correctly, right?"
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** Kimimaro to Juugo:
{{quote|'Yes. I'm going to absorb the enzyme from your body into my own.}}
* ''[[Gunsmith Cats
* In the ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' manga, there is definitely some questionable statements Jounouchi makes to Yuugi. One humorous lampshade example being when Yuugi mentions that their digital pets have the ablity to mate and gain strength from each other (which is awkward in the first place) to which Jounouchi responds, "Yuugi and I must mate at once!" Honda comments in frustration that people overhearing might get the wrong idea.
== Comic Books ==
* Almost anything in Superdickery's [https://web.archive.org/web/20150501011322/http://www.superdickery.com/tag/seduction-of-the-innocent/ Seduction of the Innocent Index] is either this or [[Have a Gay Old Time]]. Examples include but are not limited to [https://web.archive.org/web/20160826040230/http://www.superdickery.com/best-comic-title-ever/ Giant-Size Man-Thing], how [https://web.archive.org/web/20160331215906/http://www.superdickery.com/batgirl-likes-to-watch/ Batgirl prefers to watch] and that [https://web.archive.org/web/20160402083341/http://www.superdickery.com/superman-can-do-batman/ Superman can do Batman].
** Marvel also had a double whammy of this trope and [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130721032729/http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/365/mtio1.gif Marvel Two-On-One, anybody?]
* Scrooge McDuck ''and'' [[Carl Barks]] (in commentary outside the comics) refer to Magica de Spell as a "slinky sorceress." They must mean the first definition, right? Although the other definition works, too...
* One [[Jack Chick|Chick tract]] has a character "trapped in a [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp dungeon of bondage.]"
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* In ''[[Gold Digger (Comic Book)|Gold Digger]]'', Julia Diggers' longtime friend Karia is referred to as the "Queen of Oblivious Innuendo," since she '''never''' figures out that the phrasing she uses when talking about their martial arts sparring often sounds like she's describing lesbian sex. She's a bit irked when she speaks of some maneuver, and Julia can't stifle a snicker. It's particularly funny when she describes knocking her opponent down and pinning her—a standard sort of procedure for winning a fight—as "going down on you."
▲== Commercials ==
▲* The most recent ''Play-Doh'' commercials end with the disclaimer, "fun to play with, not to eat!" Obviously it means what it means, but if you take it in another context with another certain act....
▲* This...special commercial for a fish deboning tool... The ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lj1zeAiYWw Wunder Boner]''
▲** Also, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg this] commercial for Johnson boats.
▲* [[Vince Offer]]. Slap Chop. "You're gonna love my nuts."
▲** I don't think that was accidental.
▲* In almost every Danimals yogurt commercial, the monkey character gets a load of yogurt (shot out of a rather phallic container) splattered all over his face, which he happily licks off and declares it "fruity-licious".
▲* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kch-4pgitXk This commercial for..... nuts]
▲* "What pops and sprays for fun that stays?" Pixos! It's some sort of kid's art thing.
▲* A Best Buy commercial offering a free "hook-up" if you buy an HDTV from them.
▲* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_xVWN1Wm_A This ad] for the Dyson vacuum cleaner features the rather effeminate-voiced James Dyson extolling its superior "suction". Craig Ferguson has taken to having fun with the ad in his monologues on ''[[The Late Late Show]]''.
▲* Mr. Bucket. "Balls pop out of my mouth!"
▲** Played with in [http://www.cinemassacre.com/2010/05/11/mr-bucket/ this video] by [[The Angry Video Game Nerd|James Rolfe]]
▲* A certain car dealership has the slogan "He just wants to get you a loan." <ref>If you don't get it, say it out loud</ref>
▲* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL2hYF2a2aY The Wet Banana]. It's slippery, wet fun for the whole gang!
▲{{quote|'''Narrator:''' "Could that be Mom on the Wet Banana?"}}
▲* [http://thisisfuckedup.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/wetzeldog.jpg?w=600&h=759 This] Wetzel's Pretzels poster. Apparently Wetzel isn't Jewish, judging by his dog.
▲* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MKykazyx8 The name of the game is 'Ball Buster'!]"
▲* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2PwHT-de6zE The tagline for this Mexican commercial for a very well known brand of antiacids] is ''Reconciliate Con La Comida'' (Translated as ''Get Along Well With the Food'') but after watching this commercial, maybe this guy wants to get along with that pig [[But You Screw One Goat!|in a very different way.]]
== Fan Works ==▼
* The [[So Bad It's Good]] ''[[Redwall]]'' fanfic ''[[Soulless shell
▲* The [[So Bad It's Good]] [[Redwall]] fanfic [[Soulless shell|Soulless Shell]] is loaded with this. Then again, see the Literature folder for why that's about the only part of the fanfic that's reasonably authentic. [https://web.archive.org/web/20160413145316/http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking Also see the MST]:
{{quote|'''Romsca:''' (shuddering) I've 'ad just about enough o' this. Does this author even know wot 'e's sayin?
'''Lyulf:''' Lessee wot we got so far... 'e seemed like a paedophile, 'e's already in bed wid 'is mum, 'e did unspeakable things ter Arnold, Rajh is his secret gay lover...
'''Ara:''' ...and now he's necrophilic towards his dad. Lovely. I don't think even Freud could have thought that one up. }}
* [http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/9153434.html Observe]. Evidently this ficcer hasn't heard of ''[[Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]]''.
* One fanfic featured the unfortunately-phrased simile "more nervous than a bagful of jackdaws in a cathouse". [[You Keep Using That Word|One really, really hopes that the author actually meant "cattery".]]
* The summary of the ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'' fic ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130516172314/http://restrictedsection.org/file.php?file=6430 Rushing]'' by maxfaith reads thusly: "The night before Ginny leaves for her last year at Hogwarts, Harry learns that happiness is no longer beyond his reach, but held tightly in his hand." {{spoiler|It's Ginny's hand, not [[A Date with Rosie Palms|his penis]].}}
* ''[[The Last War]]'', another [[So Bad It's Good]] possible [[Troll Fic]] from the ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'' fandom, has Hermione's love for Harry described as being like ''golden water.''
* In a rare [[Crack Pairing|BB x]] [[Death Note|Misa]] fic, ''Until I Met You'', when [[Kawaiiko|Misa]] is hugging [[Ax Crazy|BB]].
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* ''[[Kyon: Big Damn Hero]]'' has Kyon's sister after discovering [[Bedmate Reveal|Kanae being in Kyon's bed with him at early hours of a Sunday]]:
{{quote|'''Kyon's sister:''' (excitedly) What's going on? More undercover work?}}
▲== Fan Works ==
* [http://yoshachu.deviantart.com/art/Commission-for-Gokuisverycute-217127167 This]{{Dead link}} little piece of ''Pokémon'' fan art has one female Pikachu tickling another, but the position makes it look like [[Les Yay|sex]].
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** "Hurry up, Golden Rod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!"
** "It's possible he came in through the south entrance." [[Double Entendre|I can do this all day.]]
* [
* [[But You Screw One Goat!|The Lonely Goatherd]] from ''[[The Sound of Music]]''. Especially the line "[[Have a Gay Old Time|lusty]] and clear from the goatherd's throat heard".
* "He's Large" from the live action ''[[Popeye]]'' movie.
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* [[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]] "...could see Draco banging his goblet on the table. [[Cargo Ship|It was a sickening sight."]]
** The Italian translation managed to keep the double-entendre.
** ''[[
*** It's even more dodgy in the film version, when Harry's Uncle Vernon keeps bursting into the room to find out what's going on. Vernon is, of course, played by Richard Griffiths, AKA [[Withnail and I|Uncle Monty]].
** The name of [[Unfortunate Names|Nymphadora Tonks]]. "Tonker" being a word popularized by ''[[Discworld]]'' for a certain part of the anatomy, and "Nymphadora" sounding terribly similar to the word "nymphomania".
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{{quote|''Oh, the joy of being able to cram large pieces of something sweet and solid into one's mouth!''}}
* Ax, in one of the later ''[[Animorphs]]'' books had a line that was something like this: "I am not a horse. But I do resemble one in some ways." that sent some fans in the 'hung like a horse' direction.
* In ''[[Belgariad|the Belgariad]]'', Asharak's words to Garion as he's trying to mind control him (again) could be taken to mean something else out of context:
{{quote|'''Asharak''': It won't do any good, Garion. I had you once, and I can take you again any time I want to. You're not strong enough to refuse me.}}
* An in-universe example occurs in [[Robert A. Heinlein]]'s ''[[Glory Road (novel)|Glory Road]]'':
{{quote|Star watched us. When I was forced to admit that a hundred feet short was as bad as no line at all, she said thoughtfully, "I wonder if Aaron's Rod would help?"
"Sure, if it was stuck in the top of this overgrown ping-pong table. What's Aaron's Rod?"
"It makes stiff things limp and limp things stiff. No, no, not that. Well, that, too, ..."}}
== Live Action TV ==
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'''Dean''': (Gives Sam a strange look.)
'''Sam''': What? }}
* ''[[Babylon 5
* The name of the eponymous glee club in ''[[Glee]]'' is named <s> Nude Erections</s> New Directions. The idea for this came to the glee club coach while he was in bed.
** Another group has the name "Aural Intensity". "Oral" could refer to hearing, as in it's intense to hear Aural Intensity's singing, but it ends up sounding like something else.
* ''[[Battlestar Galactica
{{quote|'''Adama''': If the quarters become cramped, you're always welcome in one of my beds...
'''Roslin''': (Smiles)
'''Adama''': ...in a manner of speaking. }}
** Given the UST between these two, it could be a case of [[Freudian Slip]] / [[Freud Was Right]] on Adama's part!
* ''[[30
{{quote|'''Jack:''' Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.
'''Jenna:''' Okay, but I have to pee first. }}
* The game show ''[[Lingo]]'' was prone to several of these, mostly centered around the show's Lingo Balls. Co-host Shandi Finessey often made comments like "Okay, guys, let's have a look at your balls."
* In ''[[LazyTown]]''{{'}}s "You are a Pirate" song
** Then there's the scene during "Master of Disguise" where Robbie sneaks up on Stingy, a 6 year old boy, while singing "You walk right by me, not knowing that I'm slimy!" complete with a [[Memetic Molester|creepy predator esque]] expression on his face.
** Also in 'You Are a Pirate', there's a line 'Hang the black flag on the end of the mast!', but it's said so fast you can't hear the 'l' in flag. Ehhh......
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* A lot of segments on ''[[The Soup]]'' [[Lampshade]] this in various shows (often overlapping with [[Hurricane of Euphemisms]]). One example in the segment "What the Kids Are Watching" had a ''Mickey Mouse Clubhouse'' episode in which the gang finds a "Triangle Bush" in the park, pushes the "Mickey Marker" button on it, and causes fireworks to shoot out of it. As Joel said, "Disneyland is truly the happiest place on Earth!"
* Also frequently highlighted on ''[[The Soup]]'' is ''Gold Rush Alaska'' on The Discovery Channel. They dig through glory holes with large phallic machinery for crying out loud. They also like to talk about ''Man Woman Wild'', and the host named ''Myke Hawke''.<ref>My cock, for those who don't get it</ref>
* A running joke in the 100th episode of ''[[
{{quote|'''Sheldon:''' I want to build a road, but I need wood. Either of you fellas have wood? (Raj and Howard giggle) I don't understand the laughter. The object of ''[[Settlers of Catan]]'' is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?
(later) And now that I have some wood, I will begin the erection of my settlement.
'''Howard:''' (aside, to Raj) Okay, he's got to be doing this intentionally. }}
* In one episode of ''[[Sesame Street]]'', there is a skit of Elmo, dressed in a pith helent and vest, talking to the audience about exploring. Upon seeing Susan, he says "Let's explore Susan!"
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* [[Rascal Flatts]] has a song called "Bob That Head". Not surprisingly, this song has been the subject of derision, mainly in the form of fellatio jokes.
* This being [[The Decemberists]], it's dubious as to whether the following innuendo really was accidental, but context (the song "Culling of the Fold") suggests it may have been:
{{quote|
''Get him down on his knees
''With your hands all shaking
''That'll teach him how to take it
* "Pack Up Your Troubles" has a couple of instances of accidental innuendo. One of the lyrics is, "While you've a lucifer to light your fag, smile boys, that's the style...". Of course, in modern-day America, "fag" has completely different connotations to what the song means ('fag' meaning 'cigarette'). Also, if your head is far enough in the gutter, "Private Perks", especially out of context, can have some connotations that could fit under this trope, or double entendre.
* It's a common joke among [[Iron Maiden]]'s fan base that "Tailgunner" is an ode to gay sex.
{{quote|''Nail that Fokker, kill that son
''Gonna blow ya guts out with my gun
''The weather forecasts good for war
''Cologne and Frankfurt, have some more }}
** It doesn't help that [[Bruce Dickinson|Bruce]] got the name of the song from a porno film about anal sex.
* The 1961 song "Quarter to Three" by Gary U.S. Bonds had an exhortation to "blow, Daddy," which was widely snickered over by teenage boys back then.
* The song "Happy Sensations", popularized in the ''[[Ape Escape]]'' series of video games, can be interpreted as such. (Just look at the title!) Lyrics include "my heart is pounding", "I'm jumping in", "loving this feeling", and to make things worse, at times you can hear a cartoony "boing" sound effect in the background (remind you of anything?)
* [[Pearl Jam]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20070504233711/http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/pearl_jam_the_second_coming/page/3 wasn't named after semen]. The bassist came up with "Pearl", and then they saw a Neil Young show of endless jamming...
* AC/DC were allegedly named after a label on a sewing machine. Riiiiight.
** How could Alternating Current / Direct Current be construed as something sexual?
*** It's a slang term meaning "bisexual"
* From the title song of ''[[Beauty and the Beast]]'': "Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly." Ummm. Disney should not be putting people's minds into the gutter..
* Contrary to popular belief, [[Pink Floyd]] is ''not'' a [[Freud Was Right|phallic reference]]. It was named for Pink Anderson and Floyd Council, two of Syd Barrett's favorite blues musicians.
* [[Jonathan Coulton]] realized after writing it that his song "Drinking with You"—a sweet song about, well, [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|going out drinking with someone]] you have [[UST]] with—could be construed as being about date rape. He put a comment in the song's info on his website how he'd realized the undertones, but that was assuredly ''not'' his intent and the song's sweet tone was meant to be sincere.
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* Don't forget those [[The Problem with Pen Island|wonderful, wonderful]] URLs that somehow [https://web.archive.org/web/20130314002709/http://supersexysushi.com/unfortunateurls/index.html didn't get noticed soon enough].
** A Dutch example: one internet company tried to promote switching from any other company to them. Their slogan: "Overstappen is niet eng" ("Switching isn't scary"). Their URL: www.overstappenisnieteng.nl, which with the words squashed together can and ''will'' be read as "Overstap penis niet eng" ("Switch to penis not scary"). It took them a few months to catch on, after which they verrrrry quickly changed their ads and URL.
** or a classic literature page on about.com https://web.archive.org/web/20131102113138/http://classiclit.about.com/
* [[Moral Guardians|The Childcare Action Project]] review of ''[[The Dark Knight]]'' includes a discussion on teaching children right from wrong...which features the terms "rod", "thrust", "beat", "discipline" and "sheep".
** Also, the "sexual immorality" section references "word for rapist," presumably for when The Joker mentions a "gangbanger." [[Moral Guardians]] have the dirtiest minds.
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* The ''Player's Guide to [[Eberron]]''. An image of an Aerenal elf featured a skeleton-effect [[Breast Plate]] that looked very much like the elf was being groped by a skeleton.
* In board game The Settlers of Catan, expect "wood for sheep" jokes to show up. Often.
* ''[[Dungeons & Dragons
** A Rod of Viscid Globs can only shoot three times a day.
** There's also the Rod of Wonder (works at will) and the Rod of Extend (Spell) and Rod of Enlarge (Spell), which also work three times per day.
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** [[The Legend of Zelda CDI Games|COME!]]
** In the beginning of ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time]]'', there is a Kokiri boy trying to pick up a rock...or, at least, that's what he's supposed to be doing. Unfortunately, he looks more like he's humping the rock instead.
* In ''[[Pokémon Gold and Silver]]'', there's
** The same games as above also had a Trainer in the Burned Tower named Firebreather Dick (Firebreather Trainers are shown as fat men spewing out flames like a circus firebreather with the aid of an ignited stick and dressed like clowns in the originals and instead wearing Magmar-inspired clothes in the remakes. This one happened to be named Dick). Nintendo slightly modified this in the remakes as well by instead using the name Dick is short for, Richard.
** Speaking of Pokémon, Professor Oak was so happy when you beat the Elite Four that he came... and unlike the remakes of ''Gold'' and ''Silver'', the remakes of ''Red'' and ''Blue''/''Green'' didn't change the line.
** And speaking of balls, there sure are some great ones in that series. Gold and Silver gave us the Heavy Balls and Love Balls in particular.
** In ''Platinum'', you can buy a furniture piece called the "rack". On TV, they will say that you have a "nice rack".
*** Get enough furniture and eventually certain NPCs will invite themselves to your villa. It's funny the way a few of them seem to be waiting right next to your bed.
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** ''HeartGold and SoulSilver'''s first NPC in the first town apparently likes your bag. A lot.
*** Later in the game, you meet Whitney at the Pokéathlon Dome, who offers to buy you an outfit for the sport. In the Japanese script, she wonders out loud if you were an S or an M, then decides that you're an M and forces you into an outfit of her choosing.
*** Also, Dewgong's Pokédex entry in ''Gold'' and ''HeartGold
** In the first gym in Black and White version (based upon a restaurant), a trainer that's a waitress tells an analogy about serving food and battles, then begins the battle, but not before saying [[Double Entendre|"I'm your next course!"]]
** Anytime anyone talks about breeding Pokémon (especially Brock, in the anime, whose oft-stated ambition is to be "the best breeder ever!").
**
* ''[[Pokémon Stadium|Pokémon Stadium 2]]'' has an unfortunate trend with a few of its nicknamed Pokémon having names that end with ''fap.'' There's Wobbufap the Wobbufett (a very phallic-looking Pokémon), and Cleffaps the Cleffa (a '''baby''' Pokémon).
* ''[[Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days]]'': Axel refers to ice cream as "the icing of the cake", Roxas enjoys "having ice cream" with Axel and Xion, and complains that having ice cream alone isn't the same because "all he tastes is the salt, and his hands get sticky".
* ''[[Full Throttle]]'': During the demolition derby, Ben and Maureen have to stage a seemingly fatal accident by getting in a head-on collision. Getting Ben's car over the field to her car takes some time, so at one point an impatient Maureen will say: "Ben, get here and nail me!".
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** Of course, in the first game, this was used to set up an ''actual'' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|innuendo]]: "Jill gave Isaac a nice surprise! Isaac got a Hard Nut!"
** ''[[Golden Sun: Dark Dawn]]'' made this one even more funny by ''removing the capitalization'' on items like the hard nut. "Matthew got a hard nut!"
* Chill Man is colored a distinct yellow in ''[[Rockman 6: Unique Harassment]]''. A lot of urine-based humor involves human piss inside snow, known better as yellow snow.
* Thanks to its [[Translation Train Wreck]], ''[[MegaMan Battle Network 4]]'' gives us ''this'' gem from [[Husky Russkie|Ivan Chillski]] when he's frustrated with the staffers not turning on the air conditioning in the netbattling arena.
{{quote|If they not turn on, [[Screw Yourself|I do myself!]]}}
== Web Animation ==
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'''Strong Sad:''' Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?
'''Strong Bad:''' Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! }}
** Also seen in the cartoon [https://web.archive.org/web/20131112171124/http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas10_costumes.html Which Ween Costumes?], where the gang dresses up in [[You Mean "Xmas"|Decemberween]]-themed costumes as they normally would in a Halloween cartoon (due to a hiatus, there was no Halloween cartoon in 2010).
{{quote|'''Strong Bad:''' I think we may have gotten our... 'Weens crossed.
'''Strong Sad:''' Can you please never say that again?! }}
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* In ''[[Problem Sleuth]]'', the many, many business cards.
* In ''[[Homestuck]]'', we have this conversation when {{spoiler|dead!}}Dave and {{spoiler|dead!}}Tavros first meet face to face:
{{quote|{{color|red|T}} i am your general fucking practitioner and doctors orders are to shut up and burn down my goddamn office
{{color|red|T}} ill break your brittle ass like a graham cracker and well roast smores over the flaming debris have i made myself clear
{{color|brown|A}} aH, hAHA, yES, aND,
{{color|brown|A}} cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK,
{{color|brown|A}} i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D
{{color|red|T}} dude
{{color|red|T}} gross}}
** We also have this conversation with Jake and Jane. Jake immediately assumes she means [[Erotic Dream|that]] kind of dream.
{{quote|{{color|00e6fd|G}} I had a really wild dream last night.
{{color|00e6fd|G}} And you were in it.}}
** Later, John and Jade send a message in a bucket, to a group including several trolls. Buckets are used in troll reproduction such that they are extremely sexual objects, resulting in several phrases in the letter being quite... interesting. Karkat is actually driven to a mix of tears and [[Heroic BSOD]].
* From ''[[Plus EV]]'': Clancy wants to point out that [[Brokeback Mountain|backdooring cowboys]] is one thing he won't do, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130130144132/http://plusev.keenspot.com/d/20070404.html here].
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** In the sixth issue, the characters hear an explosion. In response, Chris-Chan replies: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/b/bc/SchuComic6P24.jpg "Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!"] The way the comic is drawn, it looks as though Chris-Chan's [[Least I Could Do|gnads]] are exploding.
* In ''[[Scandinavia and The World]]'', Germany loves his [[Trademark Favorite Food]], sausages. ([[Truth in Television]] for anyone who's visited.) [[Freud Was Right|You see where this is going.]]<ref>Freud was of course Austrian, not German.</ref>
* ''[[The Noob]]'' had [http://
* A [[All There in the Manual|cast list]] written up by Irony-chan for ''[[Get Medieval]]'' describes [[Historical Domain Character]] [[The House of Plantagenet|Edward Plantagenet a.k.a. the Black Prince]] as "Very good at accidentally saying things that sound extremely slashy even ''in'' context."
* An ''[[Ozy and Millie]]'' strip is titled [https://web.archive.org/web/20210827075552/https://ozyandmillie.org/comic/ozy-and-millie-60/ "Wet and sticky"]. Some readers in the comments admit they immediately thought about something dirty when reading the title.
== Web Original ==
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'''Film Brain''': Oh, n-no no no no! I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! It's just---
'''[[The Angry Joe Show|Angry Joe]]''': Yeah, whatever! You go to the back! }}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131219153202/http://bash.org/?23601 This] [[bash.org]] quote.
{{quote|<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?}}
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* In ''[[Fairytopia]]'', the villainess, during her [[Villain Song]], offers to make the heroine "her consort." Sure, it can just mean "associate," but since the "spouse of a monarch" meaning is more common and it was in the middle of a [[We Can Rule Together]] speech, [[Psycho Lesbian|well...]]
* In ''[[Bolt]]'', Penny's father declares that he has "altered" Bolt. To "alter" an animal can also be a euphemism for neutering it.
* An episode of ''[[Squirrel Boy]]'' is called ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20190821124405/http://www.tv.com/
** And, ironically, there is a girl on that team.
** Intentional or not, there are '''no''' nut jokes in this show.
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** The show in general is a goldmine of accidental innuendo, and it is hard to tell what is completely by accident and [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|what might not be]]. [[YouTube]] users like [http://www.youtube.com/user/kyrospawn kyrospawn] and [http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicGteGuy EpicGteGuy] are known to take MLP:FIM clips out of context for a variety of purposes, but one of them is to highlight how sexual they seem out of context.
** Same deal for screencaps; after any given episode airs, it's common to see tons of freeze frames that look [https://web.archive.org/web/20111123010046/http://www.ponibooru.org/post/list/out_of_context/1 really dirty out of context.]
* ''[[Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?]]'' has got wa-a-a-a-a-ay too many instances of characters saying things like, "Let's go nail Carmen!" Yes, the actual term "nail" is used.
* ''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PPA_SEEg88 How deliciously moist!]"''
* In ''[[Conan the Adventurer]]'', Conan is entering a duel. His opponent says "Let's see if your manhood matches your words!"
* The theme song for ''Poppets Town'', which is a preschool series, proudly proclaims that the characters "get around in Poppets Town".
* The
* A playdate-themed episode of ''Small Potatoes'', another preschool series, contains the line, "We go up to my room and pretty soon we're making noise".
* [http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy6/epicenter713/dotheynow.jpg Sex offenders] [[Something Else Also Rises|pitch tents]]▼
* [http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901 Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief]▼
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120430033826/http://www.redorbit.com/news/entertainment/177345/depps_chocolate_factory_has_tasty_opening/ Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Tasty Opening].▼
* [http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 Tired Gay succumbs to Dix]▼
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204123956/http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465 Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case]▼
* In the wake of the Anthony Weiner scandal, there has been numerous unintentional (?) innuendo in newspaper headlines. A few examples: [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204123835/http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/weiner-hard-25.jpg "Obama Beats Weiner"], [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204134827/http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/weiner-hard-1.jpg "Boehner Won't Bite On Weiner"], [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204124427/http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/weiner-hard-3.jpg "Weiner Pulls Out"].▼
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** There's also a piece of IKEA furniture known as "Beslut". That's Swedish for "decision", but it has quite different connotations in English.
* One of the most successful brands of condoms is "Trojan". Now, you wouldn't expect a condom to have ''unintentionally'' dirty implications, but.... [[Trojan Horse|what the Trojans are most famous for]] was accepting into their [[Virgin Power|impregnable fortress]] something that seemed harmless, which then proceeded to release hundreds of enemy agents.
** Now imagine that a high school needed a mascot, and settled on the Trojans. The yearbook and several other features were later changed to Troyan, whatever that's supposed to be. The teams' names stayed, though, and students are well aware of it. On an unrelated note, a recent{{when}} year's school sweatshirt read "Now 99.7% effective."
** Now imagine a different high school, whose mascot is also the "Trojans", unedited. The swim team's shirts say "Nothing swims past a Trojan."
*** And then in Malaysia, Trojan is a brand of detergent...
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*** A large proportion of the posts on Rapture Ready consist of accidental innuendo. They never notice.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204134153/http://www.wsoctv.com/sports/13222064/detail.html This may be the funniest baseball related headline there ever was] and [[Don't Explain the Joke|it's considered accidental because it's supposed to be pronounced like "cologne"]]
** Puns like this have been endemic to [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104001031/http://www.holytaco.com/12-unintentionally-funny-sports-headlines/ Bartolo Colon's] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130312072416/http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2011/05/12/today-in-sophomoric-humor-headlines-about-colon-operation-bartolo-colon/ career]
* The English nursery rhyme ''I Love Little Pussy'' has become rather...controversial in modern times. (It actually ends with "Pussy and I very gently will play.")
** Same goes for the nursery rhyme that starts, "Ding dong dell/The pussy's in the well..."
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* There is a Chinese restaurant in Franklin, Tennessee called China Wang (pronounced Wong).
* A fairly common reason for this are words that aren't ''quite'' [[Have a Gay Old Time]], but still near it. Take the word 'taint', for instance: it is entirely possible, indeed even ''likely'' to only be aware of the contamination meaning, but as it so happens it is also a slang term for a part of the human body. The more innocent meaning is both at least equally valid and more widespread, but if you ''are'' aware of the slang term...
▲* [http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy6/epicenter713/dotheynow.jpg Sex offenders] [[Something Else Also Rises|pitch tents]]
▲* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120507122258/http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901 Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief]
▲* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120430033826/http://www.redorbit.com/news/entertainment/177345/depps_chocolate_factory_has_tasty_opening/ Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Tasty Opening].
▲* [https://web.archive.org/web/20100705103030/http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 Tired Gay succumbs to Dix]
▲* [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204123956/http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465 Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case]
▲* In the wake of the Anthony Weiner scandal, there has been numerous unintentional (?) innuendo in newspaper headlines. A few examples: [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204123835/http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/weiner-hard-25.jpg "Obama Beats Weiner"], [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204134827/http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/weiner-hard-1.jpg "Boehner Won't Bite On Weiner"], [https://web.archive.org/web/20111204124427/http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/weiner-hard-3.jpg "Weiner Pulls Out"].
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