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{{quote|''"I don't have a wife. Zoe, why do I have a wife?"''|'''Malcolm Reynolds''', ''[[Firefly]]'' episode "Our Mrs. Reynolds."}}
 
Be careful when visiting foreign parts or in the company of aliens, because you never know... you just might end up married. A character (almost always a male) discovers that a seemingly innocent action now entitles him to a permanent fashion accessory -- anaccessory—an [[Clingy Jealous Girl|intense young lady]] who insists that they are now married. Sometimes it's a delusion on her part, but sometimes it's valid -- atvalid—at least by the rules of the place where she grew up.
 
Naturally, this never happens to someone who would be willing to just walk away and leave her stranded. Or, for that matter, to someone who's willing to bite the bullet, settle down with their accidental bride, and have two and a half accidental children.
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When set in modern times, the possibility of the marriage being real is usually set up by the officiant being a legitimate minister or justice of the peace.
 
As to the real-life possibility of an [['''Accidental Marriage]]''' being valid (at least in North America), it's pretty remote: although courts in both the U.S. and Canada have decreed that a couple who thinks they're legally married is legally married, at the same time a marriage usually isn't considered valid without a marriage license, which has to be purchased ''before'' the wedding (and in most places both parties to the wedding have to buy the license together). This was originally meant to prevent marriage fraud, but it also allows the state or provincial government to make a little money on each ceremony.
 
Additionally, the "getting drunk and waking up married" type is not valid either, since the law requires that both parties enter into the relationship voluntarily and in full possession of their faculties. (This is nearly always in [[Vegas Crossover|Las Vegas]] in the US version, due to the fact that unlike many states Nevada does not require a waiting period between obtaining the license and the marriage itself, and that the Clark County marriage bureau office in Las Vegas is open until midnight every day of the year, even weekends and holidays.)
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== [[Anime]] ==
* ''[[Ranma ½]]'' has [[Anime Chinese Girl|Shampoo's]] village of Joketsuzoku; according to the rulebook, not only is she supposed to give a [[Kiss of Death]] to any non-Joketsuzoku girl who defeats her, but she's also supposed to marry any non-Joketsuzoku guy who defeats her. Between being a guy who defeated her in front of her whole village (admittedly in the wrong form, thanks to his [[Gender Bender]] curse), followed by knocking her out cold again in male form in her first appearance in Japan, Shampoo and her great-grandmother insist that Ranma is engaged to her.
** Similarly, though she doesn't actually believe Ranma to be married to her, Kodachi [[Yandere|develops her obsessive crush on him]] after Ranma [[Rescue Romance|rescues her from a fall]]. She's so infatuated that she insists that all of Ranma's other [[Arranged Marriage|Arranged Marriages]]s are usurpers who are trying to steal Ranma from her. Despite the fact Ranma has no interest in her whatsoever.
* Lum's insistence that she is married to Ataru because he declared "Now I can get married!" (meaning to his girlfriend Shinobu) after winning the Tag Race in the first episode of ''[[Urusei Yatsura]]''.
* In ''[[Tenshi ni Narumon]]'', Yuusuke stumbles over Noel, who just happens to be napping in the nude in the middle of a forest. Their lips meet and she awakens, convinced that they are now married. This results in her entire kooky family moving into (and totally redesigning) Yuusuke's house.
* Neneko's belief that she "gave up her flower" and is now married to Tomokazu because he accidentally fondled her rear end in an early episode of ''[[Yumeria]]''.
* In ''[[Photon]]'', after getting the kana for [[Baka]] [[Face Doodling|drawn on his forehead]] by his mischievous [[Unlucky Childhood Friend|childhood friend]] Aun, the title character draws the same characters on the forehead of the sleeping Keyne. Since in Keyne's culture, a man proposes to a woman by drawing his "personal symbol" on her forehead, Keyne awakens, discovers what happened, and concludes that she and Photon are engaged.
* As the plot of ''[[DearS]]'', the protagonist Takeya ''bonds'' with Ren through a direct kiss in the very first episode -- thenepisode—then spent half of the series wondering what was going on between two of them.
* In ''[[One Piece]]'', Boa Hancock believes that she is married to [[Idiot Hero|Luffy]] after he hugs her. However she is too shy to ever talk to him about this, and her grandmother later clears up her misunderstanding.
* Yuna Miyama from ''[[Maburaho]]'' declares Kazuki her husband in the first episode.
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* Rito Yuuki from ''[[To Love Ru]]'' almost ends up accidentally married to [[Cute Monster Girl|Cute Alien Girl]] Lala {{spoiler|until it actually comes time to go through with it. Lala, having known all along he didn't want to marry her and that his earlier confession was meant for someone else, backs off. At first she had been using him as an excuse not to have to go through with other marriage arrangements, but had quickly fallen for him and in the end didn't want to force him into anything.}}
* In ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]],'' Japan demands that his partner Italy marry him after the latter hugs and kisses the former on the cheek. [[Snap Back|They don't seem to go through with it]], though, since later [[Official Couple|Italy is paired up with]] [[Ho Yay|his other partner, Germany]]
* ''[[Rurouni Kenshin]]'' has an episode devoted to this trope, as Kenshin is told to give his girlfriend Kaoru a ring he found -- thefound—the poor girl believes this to be an engagement proposal. By the end of the episode, though, all is confessed (and the ring is returned to the original owner, who was this close to killing himself because he threw it away after a fight with his fiance and there is no actual marriage. There's still a kinda sweet scene at the end where Kenshin makes up with Kaoru by bringing her flowers, though.
* In ''[[Seto no Hanayome]]'', the main character Nagasumi is rescued by Seto Sun -- theSun—the daughter of a [[Yakuza]] mermaid family. Turns out she would have to be executed for breaking the mermaid code of secrecy by saving Nagasumi, unless he marries her.
* Subverted in ''[[You're Under Arrest]]'' when Yoriko accidentally gets engaged to a foreign prince when she held his hand. He shrugs it off in the end saying his customs don't apply in Japan.
* This trope just piles up in the second episode of ''[[Kyo Kara Maoh!|Kyo Kara Maoh]]''. [[Royal Brat|Wolfram]] spends all of dinner needling the new monarch Shibuya Yuuri, and succeeds in angering him by insulting his mother -- whereuponmother—whereupon Yuuri slaps him across the face. [[Accidental Marriage|Unbeknownst to Yuuri, this constitutes a proposal of marriage.]] Instead of clearing up the confusion, Wolfram's brothers urge Yuuri to 'take it back', but Yuuri, thinking they mean the insult of the slap, swears he never will. The insulted and embarrassed Wolfram then throws his cutlery on the ground, and when Yuuri picks it up, it turns out that dropping a knife is a challenge to a duel, and Yuuri has accepted by picking it up. Poor Yuuri is deeply bewildered. {{spoiler|Yuuri wins the duel, and it's unclear whether having lost the duel means Wolfram isn't allowed to decline the marriage proposal, or if he just doesn't want to anymore; either way, the engagement stands.}}
** Fanwank is that Wolfram lost his chance to decline, and Yuuri can't back out since he already swore to never take it back. Their marital state is pretty much in limbo.
** Wolfram falls for Yuuri pretty hard before long, and becomes [[Crazy Jealous Guy|fanatically possessive]] of his fiancé, who is both naturally oblivious and in denial about this whole 'engaged to a guy' thing. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
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* Played straight in a DC Elseworlds issue (Detective Comics Annual 7 (1994)). Pirate Batman ("Captain Leatherwing") rescues a [[Noble Savage]] princess, and gives her a European dress to replace her torn clothing. Later, the princess (with her father interpreting) gives Leatherwing a bracelet. He accepts, not knowing that this exchange means that they are now married ... to the later consternation of Pirate Catwoman.
** Those four sentences? Best sentences ever.
* In ''[[Justice Society of America]]'', the Huntress of an [[Alternate Universe]] is not married yet, but she tells Power Girl how her DA boyfriend had proposed, the Joker had attacked, maiming him, and she had never had a chance to refuse him -- andhim—and now she can not abandon him.
* In ''[[Incredible Hercules]]'' #134, "W.W.T.D.? (What Would Thor Do?)", Herc, standing in for his absent buddy Thor, travels to Svartalfheim to confront the warlike Dark Elves and their queen Alflyse. After passing the three tests to prove he really is Thor (he actually fails the test of "[[Show Some Leg]]" but an enthusiastic Alflyse declares 2 out of 3 is good enough) there's a night of [[Blatant Lies|respectably restrained]] [http://www.comicvine.com/alflyse/29-65493/all-images/108-296667/alflyse/105-950892/ celebration] and Hercules wakes the next day to find [http://www.comicvine.com/alflyse/29-65493/all-images/108-296667/27/105-952343/ Alflyse has accepted him as her husband.] [http://www.comicvine.com/alflyse/29-65493/all-images/108-296667/alflyse/105-950898/ There are worse fates...]
** {{spoiler|Subverted in that she does know he's not really Thor, she's just messing with him.}}
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* ''[[Dune]]''. Paul Atreides asks Fremen girl Chani if she'll carry his water tokens, startling her somewhat. Fortunately an amused Stilgar recognises that Paul is simply ignorant of what this implies among Fremen. {{spoiler|They wind up (intentionally) married, so in the long run it wouldn't have mattered anyway.}}
* Invoked in ''First Lord's Fury'', the sixth book of [[Jim Butcher]]'s ''[[Codex Alera]]'': Kitai is worried about how people will see her relationship with Tavi because of all the things they've gotten up to without being married. Tavi points out that they more or less accidentally fulfilled the Marat marriage custom back in the first book, and they could claim to have been married since then.
* In the [[Liaden Universe]] novel ''Agent of Change'', Val Con gives Miri a small switchblade knife for protection -- causingprotection—causing the alien Clutch Turtles with whom they are traveling to assume Val Con and Miri had gotten married. (Knives and rituals associated with them make up a significant part of the Clutch Turtles' society and culture.)
* In ''[[Much Fall of Blood]]'' Erik does this due to not knowing much about Mongol language and culture.
* In the ''Star Trek'' novel ''Enemy Unseen'', an ambassador from an extremely status-conscious culture is shamed that he could not protect three of his wives (they were poisoned by an agent trying to disrupt negotiations, and he was unable to treat the poison, forcing him to resort to having McCoy cure them.) so he invites Kirk to a "ceremony of repentance." At the end of it, he tells Kirk that Kirk should always take care of his new wives, and wishes him to take as much joy from them as the ambassador once did. (In a case of cultural projection, he views Kirk as a clan-head, and thus the actions of McCoy were Kirk's responsibility. Because it was demonstrated that Kirk could care for his wives better than he could, he was forced by his religious beliefs to pass their care to Kirk.)
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* One episode of ''Hey Dude!'' had a subplot where a group of [[Ruritania|generically Eastern European]] guests were visiting the ranch, and one character accidentally proposed marriage to a young girl.
* In ''[[Happy Days]]'', Fonzie and Jenny go as bride and groom to a costume party on a yacht and, after an incident involving a performance with a [[Married At Sea|minister played by the ship's captain]], think they've accidentally gotten married, to Jenny's delight and Fonzie's horror.
* In ''[[Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'', cousins George Michael and Maeby wind up accidentally married while performing a mock wedding for a group of senior citizens. However, because of the incredible [[UST]] between them, and the fact that they {{spoiler|[[Not Blood Siblings|aren't even related by blood]], this is both a bit less [[Squick|Squicky]]y and infinitely more funny than it might otherwise be.}}
** GOB once met a woman with whom he intended to have a one-night stand; instead, they ended up married for a few episodes thanks to a drunken dare. (The woman, by the way, was played by [[Amy Poehler]], Will Arnett's [[Real Life Relative|real-life wife]]).
* In a massive oversimplification of Greek marriage customs, ''[[Full House]]'' had an episode where both DJ and Jessie unknowingly married Greeks by walking around the table with them. The problem was easily solved, though: divorce was achieved by walking around the table backwards.
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