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* [[Mundane Made Awesome]]: The description of the second game. |
* [[Mundane Made Awesome]]: The description of the second game. |
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{{quote|''This is a game about you.'' |
{{quote|''This is a game about you.'' |
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''Yes you, the player: [[This Loser Is You|A lowly blue elephant]] [[In a World]] [[Desperately Looking for a Purpose In Life|that has no defining purpose.]] [[Determinator|But you will create a purpose,]] [[Beyond the Impossible|and that purpose is to do the unthinkable.]] The extraordinary. The tasks that few have thought to achieve. [[Bizarrchitecture|The world you struggle in pushes back with tremendously nonsensical squares and launchers...]] [[Expansion Pack|coins that pay for things]] [[Allegedly Free Game|you would only imagine should have been free to begin with.]] [[Spikes of Doom|Spikes will be hellbent in causing your demise.]] [[Nintendo Hard|This will not be easy.]] And while the road of purposelessness will be overbearing you will succeed. You know why?'' |
''Yes you, the player: [[This Loser Is You|A lowly blue elephant]] [[In a World]] [[Desperately Looking for a Purpose In Life|that has no defining purpose.]] [[Determinator|But you will create a purpose,]] [[Beyond the Impossible|and that purpose is to do the unthinkable.]] The extraordinary. The tasks that few have thought to achieve. [[Bizarrchitecture|The world you struggle in pushes back with tremendously nonsensical squares and launchers...]] [[Expansion Pack|coins that pay for things]] [[Allegedly Free Game|you would only imagine should have been free to begin with.]] [[Spikes of Doom|Spikes will be hellbent in causing your demise.]] [[Nintendo Hard|This will not be easy.]] And while the road of purposelessness will be overbearing you will succeed. You know why?'' |
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''[[Because Destiny Says So|Because it's]] [[Call to Adventure|your destiny.]]'' |
''[[Because Destiny Says So|Because it's]] [[Call to Adventure|your destiny.]]'' |
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''[[Welcome to Hell|Welcome to metagaming hell.]]'' |
''[[Welcome to Hell|Welcome to metagaming hell.]]'' |
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''Welcome to Achievement Unlocked 2.'' }} |
''Welcome to Achievement Unlocked 2.'' }} |
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** Also, the ending: |
** Also, the ending: |
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{{quote|''I have triumphed.'' |
{{quote|''I have triumphed.'' |
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''[[Gotta Catch Them All|I have collected 250 individual achievements.]]'' |
''[[Gotta Catch Them All|I have collected 250 individual achievements.]]'' |
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''I was never obligated to finish the achievements given to me. So much time has elapsed... I could have baked a pizza, went for a run, helped my sister move her apartment across town... but instead I sat here.'' |
''I was never obligated to finish the achievements given to me. So much time has elapsed... I could have baked a pizza, went for a run, helped my sister move her apartment across town... but instead I sat here.'' |
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''I SAT.'' |
''I SAT.'' |
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''Here I sat, pushing the arrow keys, moving a little 20 pixel elephant around a screen doing fairly random tasks. First I was getting rewarded for no particular reason; soon after, I started to earn achievements on my own accord. By the end, I became [[The Master]]. I won.'' |
''Here I sat, pushing the arrow keys, moving a little 20 pixel elephant around a screen doing fairly random tasks. First I was getting rewarded for no particular reason; soon after, I started to earn achievements on my own accord. By the end, I became [[The Master (trope)|The Master]]. I won.'' |
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''I WON.'' |
''I WON.'' |
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''I played Row Row Row Your Boat. I ran in a giant hamster wheel. I even pooped a pastry. [[It Makes Sense in Context|In the end, it all made sense.]] I needed to achieve. I needed to win. And even though I got there with a bit of stress, time-wasting, and lack of diginity, I achieved what few have ever done.'' |
''I played Row Row Row Your Boat. I ran in a giant hamster wheel. I even pooped a pastry. [[It Makes Sense in Context|In the end, it all made sense.]] I needed to achieve. I needed to win. And even though I got there with a bit of stress, time-wasting, and lack of diginity, I achieved what few have ever done.'' |
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''I CONQUERED.'' |
''I CONQUERED.'' |
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''[[A Winner Is You|Congratulations player. YOU HAVE DONE IT.]]'' |
''[[A Winner Is You|Congratulations player. YOU HAVE DONE IT.]]'' |
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''[[Anti-Poopsocking|Now go play outside or]] [[Call Back|help your sister move]] [[Anti-Poopsocking|or something...]]'' }} |
''[[Anti-Poopsocking|Now go play outside or]] [[Call Back|help your sister move]] [[Anti-Poopsocking|or something...]]'' }} |
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* [[Nonstandard Game Over]]: In the second game, going upstairs to finish without all of the achievements. |
* [[Nonstandard Game Over]]: In the second game, going upstairs to finish without all of the achievements. |
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{{reflist}} |
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[[Category:Web Games]] |
[[Category:Web Games]] |
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[[Category:Achievement Unlocked]] |
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[[Category:Video Game]] |
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