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{{quote|''"[[Obvious Beta|With games that crash]], [[Jump Physics|hideous jumping control]], random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre [[Shoot Em Up|space shooters]], [[Not the Fall That Kills You|dying in]] [[Subverted Trope|mid-air,]] problem with proportion, [[Covers Always Lie|misleading titles]], [[~~Powerup~~ Letdown|misleading power-ups]], [[Joke Item|embarrassing weapons]], [[Epileptic Flashing Lights|seizure-inducing backgrounds]], lack of enemies, [[Unwinnable|games you can't win]], [[It's Easy So It Sucks|games you can't lose]], [[Mind Screw|games that make no sense whatsoever]], [[Cluster F Bomb|shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a fuckton of other things]], [[There Should Be a Law|it should have been illegal for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price!]] [[Insult to Rocks|I feel humiliated for living on the same planet]] [[Who Writes This Crap|as someone who designed an]] [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|electronic abomination of this magnitude!]] [[What Could Have Been|Couldn't they have tried making ''one'' good game... as opposed to fifty-two horrible games?]] [[An Aesop|Quality over quantity. That's our lesson for today.]]"''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', "Episode 90: Action 52"}}

{{quote|''"[[Obvious Beta|With games that crash]], [[Jump Physics|hideous jumping control]], random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre [[Shoot'Em Up|space shooters]], [[Not the Fall That Kills You|dying in]] [[Subverted Trope|mid-air,]] problem with proportion, [[Covers Always Lie|misleading titles]], [[Power-Up Letdown|misleading power-ups]], [[Joke Item|embarrassing weapons]], [[Epileptic Flashing Lights|seizure-inducing backgrounds]], lack of enemies, [[Unwinnable|games you can't win]], [[It's Easy, So It Sucks|games you can't lose]], [[Mind Screw|games that make no sense whatsoever]], [[Cluster F-Bomb|shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a fuckton of other things]], [[There Should Be a Law|it should have been illegal for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price!]] [[Insult to Rocks|I feel humiliated for living on the same planet]] [[Who Writes This Crap?|as someone who designed an]] [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|electronic abomination of this magnitude!]] [[What Could Have Been|Couldn't they have tried making ''one'' good game... as opposed to fifty-two horrible games?]] [[An Aesop|Quality over quantity. That's our lesson for today.]]"''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', "Episode 90: Action 52"}}

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-{{quote|''"[[Obvious Beta|With games that crash]], [[Jump Physics|hideous jumping control]], random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre [[Shoot Em Up|space shooters]], [[Not the Fall That Kills You|dying in]] [[Subverted Trope|mid-air,]] problem with proportion, [[Covers Always Lie|misleading titles]], [[Powerup Letdown|misleading power-ups]], [[Joke Item|embarrassing weapons]], [[Epileptic Flashing Lights|seizure-inducing backgrounds]], lack of enemies, [[Unwinnable|games you can't win]], [[It's Easy So It Sucks|games you can't lose]], [[Mind Screw|games that make no sense whatsoever]], [[Cluster F Bomb|shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a fuckton of other things]], [[There Should Be a Law|it should have been illegal for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price!]] [[Insult to Rocks|I feel humiliated for living on the same planet]] [[Who Writes This Crap|as someone who designed an]] [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|electronic abomination of this magnitude!]] [[What Could Have Been|Couldn't they have tried making ''one'' good game... as opposed to fifty-two horrible games?]] [[An Aesop|Quality over quantity. That's our lesson for today.]]"''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', "Episode 90: Action 52"}}
+{{quote|''"[[Obvious Beta|With games that crash]], [[Jump Physics|hideous jumping control]], random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre [[Shoot'Em Up|space shooters]], [[Not the Fall That Kills You|dying in]] [[Subverted Trope|mid-air,]] problem with proportion, [[Covers Always Lie|misleading titles]], [[Power-Up Letdown|misleading power-ups]], [[Joke Item|embarrassing weapons]], [[Epileptic Flashing Lights|seizure-inducing backgrounds]], lack of enemies, [[Unwinnable|games you can't win]], [[It's Easy, So It Sucks|games you can't lose]], [[Mind Screw|games that make no sense whatsoever]], [[Cluster F-Bomb|shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a fuckton of other things]], [[There Should Be a Law|it should have been illegal for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price!]] [[Insult to Rocks|I feel humiliated for living on the same planet]] [[Who Writes This Crap?|as someone who designed an]] [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|electronic abomination of this magnitude!]] [[What Could Have Been|Couldn't they have tried making ''one'' good game... as opposed to fifty-two horrible games?]] [[An Aesop|Quality over quantity. That's our lesson for today.]]"''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', "Episode 90: Action 52"}}
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